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Date: 05/11/12 09:00 AM

32 Responses to Attention All Horny Males Of I-A-B… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 12:27 am
    Link: Attention All Horny Males Of I-A-B... - Are you interested in No-Strings-Attached sex? Virgin Pam Shaw is ready and willing, who`s going to be the first?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:12 am
    Have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwich?
  3. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:17 am
    I could not wait that long. That is insanity. I`m 20 and I want to lose mine like woha.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:34 am
    I would of hit the 60`s version of her, but I doubt I`d go for the leather wallet version.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:39 am
    That`s your cue Gerry.
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:39 am
    I`ll pass.

    Feefee, Its not that hard to lose if you really want to that badly. Just go outside and yell "Hey fellas, who wants to have sex?" and see who comes along.
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    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:48 am
    Oh, Cobra. I didn`t include that I`m both fat and ugly and would rather not be the cause for some guys use of brain bleach. Like, I want to lose it--but I don`t want it to result in shame and self-loathing afterwards (for the guy). Besides, anyone willing to bone me is probably worse than me or diseased.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:49 am
    Feefee, My little brother is 350+ lbs, has terrible acne, and is a bigger geek a than I am and can still get some action. Trust me, its all about attitude and settling.
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    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:52 am
    I kind of want to continue the conversation but I doubt that IAB cares, so I will refrain. Thanks for the advice. I will let you know how yelling out of my front porch goes.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:53 am
    Go gettum Tiger.
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    fisturbator Male 18-29
    29 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 9:54 am
    "Shaw dressed as singer Tina Turner"

    Nailed it!

    Oh, btw. She`s no virgin ;)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:22 am

    "That`s your cue Gerry."
    Me? I`m an industrial strength homo, what have I got to
    do with a thread about some dry, moldy poontang that`s
    way past it`s "sell by" date?
  13. Profile photo of soundman655
    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:25 am
    No surprise-yuchh!
  14. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:42 am
    Yo, she was cute when she was younger.
  15. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 10:49 am
    Nah you`re ok thanks.
  16. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 11:06 am
    and this is important enough for media coverage? in that case, may i suggest something along the lines of, "i was so horny i fapped so hard i broke a couple of the little bones in my wrist. story on yahoo and film at 11."
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    She`s got some pretty nice gams, considering....
  18. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 12:35 pm
    Past the best-before date, maybe ??
  19. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    FeeFee: *hug*

    It`ll work out, be positive and patient.
  20. Profile photo of elderban99
    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    Butter face...
  21. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    Imagine if she finds out she`s a squirter. Phoo! ;)
  22. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    Chin up @FeeFee! Losing "it" is not as important as finding love!
    Attitude, positive disposition, being a nice person: boys look for hawt girls, Men prefer Women, not sex-dolls.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    May 11, 2012 at 7:52 pm
    "Besides, anyone willing to bone me is probably worse than me or diseased."

    Damn...

    (Crosses fingers for FeeFee having some `Getting laid` karma)
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 4:04 am
    Nice legs for an olde....mature woman.

    I won`t be the ones parting them though.
    It would be like peeling apart a toasted cheese.
  25. Profile photo of semisweet72
    semisweet72 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    FeeFee don`t compare yourself to others. You got what you got and you should love it.

    Besides that I know a girl who`s bmi says she`s obese and she had a drat buddy for about six years (he was/ is embarrassed by her). She often goes on many dates, and currently has a BF and a guy she`s doing (who is not her drat buddy - they`re not talking right now). Before this she was living with a guy who is none of the above (she took a break from the sex buddy for him until they broke up). Plus other guys...some of them very bad experiences, but she keeps going. Most of these guys were out of her league.
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    semisweet72 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    drat
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    semisweet72 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    oh
  28. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 6:45 pm
    Sex is extremely overrated.
  29. Profile photo of CynicalGamer
    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 7:06 am
    She is the reason the world invented the reverse cowgirl. Everything about her says sexy until you get to that face.
    Spin her around and have at it. Reverse cowgirl is awesome!
  30. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 2:49 am
    Where are the "I would tap/hit that" reactions now?
  31. Profile photo of ghostkev
    ghostkev Male 18-29
    67 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 10:32 pm
    get a bag?
  32. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    May 31, 2012 at 4:13 pm
    Get that face fixed lady and Ill do you. You gots some nice legs. Wait, is it guys only?

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