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Date: 05/15/12 11:24 AM

45 Responses to Are Zooey Deschanel`s Bangs Her Super Power? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:26 am
    Link: Are Zooey Deschanel`s Bangs Her Super Power? - Insufferable. Who else wants to reach into the TV and choke Deschanel`s petite neck when you see her iPhone commercial?
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:35 am
    The hell are "bangs" anyway? A fringe?

    Also leave her alone - she`s cute.

    Also fail post.
  3. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:37 am
    Really petty post.

    I`m not a big fan of Zooey but I think she`s cute as hell in that iPhone commercial. Particularly when she says "oooh" about the rain.
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:39 am
    seeing has her bangs go all the way down to her eyes and still take up 50 percent of her head, she is probably using them to cover up a freakishly large forhead. Do Whatchya do, grrrrrl!
  5. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:41 am
    Yes indeed, I think of banging Zooey each and every time I see her picture!
    Hawt!
  6. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:41 am
    100% desirability to bang ratio
  7. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:48 am
    thats a big head
  8. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:48 am
    *high fives Jowsh*
  9. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:50 am
    well, i wouldn`t kick my german sheppard of her, but i wouldn`t touch her. i can`t stand "floating" pupils.
  10. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6781 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:56 am
    OK, but she asks the phone if it is raining, while standing in front of a window through which it is clearly raining. It is raining. Turn around. You don`t need to ask the phone.
  11. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:59 am
    Would it be wrong if I said I`d like to bang her face?
  12. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    Let`s take all commercials seriously. Like the ones with the talking baby.
  13. Profile photo of Jaellot
    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    Everybody`s face is like this. That`s covered in high school art 1. Derp-derp, IAB.
  14. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    @Holy God - Oy I can`t stand that commercial! Who the hell orders a delivery of tomato soup?
  15. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    I love her eyes damn.
  16. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    The fact that her name has two o`s instead of one is a total deal breaker.
  17. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    Why do you dislike someone so much that you don`t even know?
  18. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    That`s the shape of a head, arschgesicht.
  19. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2353 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    I fell out of love with her when I found out her eyes are not blue. So sad.
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 2:32 pm
    Na, I think it`s her eyes.
  21. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    is her name pronounced zoo e?
  22. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    Her bangs only reach up to about half of the curly bracket. The top part isn`t a part of her bangs, that`s the top of her hair.
  23. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    dont forget huge beautiful eyes
  24. Profile photo of bjgoo
    bjgoo Male 40-49
    19 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    I like the 1:1 bang the face ratio
  25. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 5:18 pm
    I like her older sister more.
  26. Profile photo of Metalcraze
    Metalcraze Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    A million times me! I wish she would die I hate her so much.
  27. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 6:33 pm
    There are quite a few things I`d like to do to her and choking her is not on that list.
  28. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    @Oystah - In NYC, especially in the more upscale areas, you can pretty much have anything delivered to you.
  29. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    I want to choke her... but i don`t want to use my hands.
  30. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    special...
  31. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 7:47 pm
    bangs, no. giant eyes, yes.
    psychologically people percieve others with large eyes and more friendly and innocent.
  32. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 8:34 pm
    Yes, I despise her commercial, but who I hate more is.. Flo. I just wonder how much d*ck she`s sucking to stay on T.V.
  33. Profile photo of SnoopyBG
    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    May 15, 2012 at 11:15 pm
    LOL a person`s eyes are always halfway up in his head. The bottom part always equals the top part. Ignorant post is ignorant.
  34. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:28 am
    I`d bang her face 1 to 1.
  35. Profile photo of phil7243
    phil7243 Male 18-29
    143 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 12:29 am
    "is her name pronounced zoo e?"

    Rather than do five seconds of research I think I`ll speculate. Technically the prefix `zoo` is meant to be pronounced `zo`, you can see this in the word `zooid`.

    So my guess is that her parents were nerdy and thought it`d be clever to put two o`s in her name, annoying everyone else in the rest of the world forever.
  36. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 1:45 am
    she doesn`t bother me, I really have no strong feelings for commercials either way, not worth it. She`s cute, though.
  37. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 4:35 am
    Dammit bangs means something different over here.
  38. Profile photo of asianchamp
    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:35 am
    needs moar cleavage
  39. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 6:39 am
    I`m concerned that if she meets Katy Perry they will cancel each other out and the world will end.
  40. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:30 am
    What is this? A death stare?
  41. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 8:14 am
    I don`t know if she just plays the `hot nerd girl` role or if she actually is one. Either way I can`t seem to resist. This pic is like Hypno-toad.
  42. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 8:15 am

  43. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 10:36 am
    I really want to punch this bitch in the face, for some reason.
  44. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    May 16, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    for the longest time i did think her and Katy Perry were the same person. mainly because of Yes Man
  45. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 17, 2012 at 8:42 pm
    I feel like my bangs are like that too. Don`t hate.

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