Are Zooey Deschanel`s Bangs Her Super Power? [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Entertainment

Insufferable. Who else wants to reach into the TV and choke Deschanel"s petite neck when you see her iPhone commercial?
There are 44 comments:
Female 176
I feel like my bangs are like that too. Don`t hate.
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Male 2,790
for the longest time i did think her and Katy Perry were the same person. mainly because of Yes Man
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Male 658
I really want to punch this bitch in the face, for some reason.
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Male 5,811

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Male 5,811
I don`t know if she just plays the `hot nerd girl` role or if she actually is one. Either way I can`t seem to resist. This pic is like Hypno-toad.
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Male 716
What is this? A death stare?
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Male 2,860
I`m concerned that if she meets Katy Perry they will cancel each other out and the world will end.
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Male 414
needs moar cleavage
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Male 2,220
Dammit bangs means something different over here.
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Female 1,324
she doesn`t bother me, I really have no strong feelings for commercials either way, not worth it. She`s cute, though.
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Male 143
"is her name pronounced zoo e?"

Rather than do five seconds of research I think I`ll speculate. Technically the prefix `zoo` is meant to be pronounced `zo`, you can see this in the word `zooid`.

So my guess is that her parents were nerdy and thought it`d be clever to put two o`s in her name, annoying everyone else in the rest of the world forever.
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Male 336
I`d bang her face 1 to 1.
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Male 676
LOL a person`s eyes are always halfway up in his head. The bottom part always equals the top part. Ignorant post is ignorant.
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Female 1,478
Yes, I despise her commercial, but who I hate more is.. Flo. I just wonder how much d*ck she`s sucking to stay on T.V.
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Male 916
bangs, no. giant eyes, yes.
psychologically people percieve others with large eyes and more friendly and innocent.
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Male 1,793
special...
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Male 645
I want to choke her... but i don`t want to use my hands.
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Male 3,909
@Oystah - In NYC, especially in the more upscale areas, you can pretty much have anything delivered to you.
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Male 3,909
There are quite a few things I`d like to do to her and choking her is not on that list.
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Male 101
A million times me! I wish she would die I hate her so much.
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Male 1,448
I like her older sister more.
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Male 19
I like the 1:1 bang the face ratio
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Male 2,376
dont forget huge beautiful eyes
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Male 678
Her bangs only reach up to about half of the curly bracket. The top part isn`t a part of her bangs, that`s the top of her hair.
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Male 1,084
is her name pronounced zoo e?
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Male 17,512
Na, I think it`s her eyes.
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Male 365
That`s the shape of a head, arschgesicht.
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Male 1,832
Why do you dislike someone so much that you don`t even know?
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Male 2,841
The fact that her name has two o`s instead of one is a total deal breaker.
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Male 5,413
I love her eyes damn.
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Female 4,039
@Holy God - Oy I can`t stand that commercial! Who the hell orders a delivery of tomato soup?
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Male 95
Everybody`s face is like this. That`s covered in high school art 1. Derp-derp, IAB.
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Male 1,313
Let`s take all commercials seriously. Like the ones with the talking baby.
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Male 1,590
Would it be wrong if I said I`d like to bang her face?
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Male 8,305
OK, but she asks the phone if it is raining, while standing in front of a window through which it is clearly raining. It is raining. Turn around. You don`t need to ask the phone.
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Male 2,419
well, i wouldn`t kick my german sheppard of her, but i wouldn`t touch her. i can`t stand "floating" pupils.
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Female 833
*high fives Jowsh*
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Male 3,714
thats a big head
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Male 1,237
100% desirability to bang ratio
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Male 38,415
Yes indeed, I think of banging Zooey each and every time I see her picture!
Hawt!
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Female 846
seeing has her bangs go all the way down to her eyes and still take up 50 percent of her head, she is probably using them to cover up a freakishly large forhead. Do Whatchya do, grrrrrl!
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Male 3,445
Really petty post.

I`m not a big fan of Zooey but I think she`s cute as hell in that iPhone commercial. Particularly when she says "oooh" about the rain.
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Male 6,737
The hell are "bangs" anyway? A fringe?

Also leave her alone - she`s cute.

Also fail post.
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Female 596
Link: Are Zooey Deschanel`s Bangs Her Super Power? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Insufferable. Who else wants to reach into the TV and choke Deschanel`s petite neck when you see her iPhone commercial?
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