9 Ways To Maintain Insanity [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Weird

Embrace your craziness and set it free!
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Male 144
These are jokes for people that just discovered humor yesterday.
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Male 14,774
10. Vote Republican
11. Vote Democrat
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Male 156
Whops! Here comes the cheese!
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Male 759
If the freezer had an electric monkey, kebab a butter naked with romulan burger and a side order of fries mein capitain.

Jelly jelly jelly
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Male 3,631
Dude - this is the kind of poo I do all the time! Never thought of these ones though!
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Female 472
I had a guy try to pull number 9 with me at work. I told him "Give my 5.68 and it can be in your car for all I care."

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Male 701
#6... they assume you have friends?
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Male 5,608
3 exist now. They may bring you one.
8 is illegal: Inciting a public panic as is yelling "Fire!" in a theatre.
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Male 1,832
Alternative title: How To Be An Annoying Douche.
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Male 694
7 and 8 were hilarious. 2 is a fun way to screw over a friend. i had an apartment with 2 friends last year, and one owed the other a little money. so person 1 wrote a check to person 2 and put "for drugs" i nthe memo area. person 2 was such a pussy he took forever to cash the check for fear of how the teller would react lol
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Male 51
I have done at least five or six of them.
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Male 687
i simply LOVE 8
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Female 688
Ironically, the second on the list I use to do all of the time.

The memo line might read:
For Sex
For Drugs
Ransom
Blackmail
Mafia Dues
Anything that came to mind.

Then I would sign the checks strange things such as Zorro, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Minnie Mouse, Mikki Mouse, Bank Robber. And, once again, the sad thing is that the checks all went through.
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Male 1,674
wwhen did IAB turn into a mass email from the 90s?
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Female 8,044
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