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Date: 04/10/12 07:30 AM

29 Responses to Words Of Wisdom From… Madonna? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 7:31 am
    Link: Words Of Wisdom From... Madonna? - Love her or hate her, but she hits the nail on the head here.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 10, 2012 at 7:35 am

    I would modify that to be

    "Everybody says they love you when they`re about to cum."
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    pompousass7 Male 40-49
    259 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 7:49 am
    used to like her but after she told all of the volunteers yes volunteers at the toronto film festival to face the wall and not look at her when she was walking out to talk about her crap film..lost all respect for her
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 7:50 am
    @Gerry - Yup.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 7:50 am
    My ex of twenty years marriage used to say, "You shouldn`t say I love you when making love." Needless to say I didn`t say it to her too much. And when I did she would say, "I don`t feel like you do."
    Boy am I glad that chapter has been over for 14 years.
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    jerboa Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 7:52 am
    I disagree Gerry1of1. I think there is a genuine sense of love when people are about to cum
  7. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 8:02 am
    @jerboa - Don`t know if you`re being sarcastic or not? :/

    There is a feeling of love, yes. Thanks to the amount of chemicals released into your body when you cum you`ll feel happy and satisfied.

    People don`t masturbate because they love their hand. People don`t use prostitutes because they love them.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 8:04 am

    And after they cum it`s

    "I meant it when I said it."
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7596 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 8:16 am
    I`m with Gerry, love is just a load of hormones and chemicals. Not worth much, best ignore it and stick to what matters..
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    Omphaloskept Male 40-49
    181 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 8:46 am
    Why does everyone insist on misspelling come??? It`s like when people think they`re about to write something dirty they can`t look stuff up. Even dirty words are in the dictionary people!
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:01 am
    A generic quote dealing with sex imposed over a picture of "MDNA" and a guy getting seksual?! IAB YOU`RE JUST TOO EDGY FOR ME!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:55 am
    Leesah: That guy is Vanilla Ice.

    That in itself makes it IAB worthy lol!
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 10:28 am
    The distance between love and indifference before and after ejaculation... amazing.
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    ReganusPrime Male 30-39
    4 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    That is most definitely NOT Vanilla Ice... Try Bryan Austin Greene. Next time, make sure to check yo self befo ya wreck yo self
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    Was the picture needed?
  16. Profile photo of nonnywood
    nonnywood Male 30-39
    7 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    @ ReganusPrime - I think you`re the one who needs to "check yo self" honey...that most definately IS vanilla ice. Image taken from the "sex" book. If you would like I can go grab my copy and even give you the page number love :o)
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3876 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    nothing more pathetic than an aging whore.
  18. Profile photo of ReganusPrime
    ReganusPrime Male 30-39
    4 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    I wrecked myself. Shoulda checked myself...
  19. Profile photo of MaiaBennet
    MaiaBennet Female 13-17
    54 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    @slut_etta

    Indeed.
  20. Profile photo of Beauxner
    Beauxner Male 30-39
    68 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 6:25 pm
    "Leesah: That guy is Vanilla Ice."

    I thought it was the kid from the old BH 90210.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2375 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:04 pm
    Must have been in need of a douche.
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:10 pm
    Everybody loves you when you`re a baby too.

    COINCIDENCE????
  23. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    She should know. She`s screwed pretty much everybody.
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    Really... madz used to be attractive
  25. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:45 pm
    why does the saying have to be over the best part??
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:52 am
    >obhwfgirl
    Aw fer cryin` out loud. Did not need that mental picture. I have too good of an imagination sometimes.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 6:54 am
    That is most definitely NOT Vanilla Ice... Try Bryan Austin Greene. Next time, make sure to check yo self befo ya wreck yo self
    You`re BOTH wrong. It`s Pauly D...duh. ;)
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    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 7:05 am
    Cum freak
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 7:48 am
    What a prophetic whore.

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