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Date: 04/30/12 06:56 AM

22 Responses to Why You So Preachy, Triscuit Minis? [Pic]

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:58 am
    Link: Why You So Preachy, Triscuit Minis? - You might be awesome with cheddar cheese or jalapeno hummus, but YOU`RE NOT MY MOTHER!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:08 am
    Triscuit is spelled in the actual post...lol! And yes, I love you, you little yummy bastards!
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:09 am
    hummus.. what a crappy word.. in german if you say you eat hummus, people will laugh about you because they think you eat dirt that is used as nutrition soil for plants..
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    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:10 am
    you`re*
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:11 am
    preacy?
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    stustustu Male 18-29
    25 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:12 am
    *you`re ;-P
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Classic representation of the paranoid corporate mind in America.

    The blurry image on the box is a drink.
    It COULD be construed as an alcoholic beverage.
    That COULD be thought to be an endorsement of drinking.
    Which COULD lead others to drink.
    That MIGHT lead to an accident.
    Which WOULD lead to someone sueing them for not giving a warning!

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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:41 am
    Come on all grammar nazis....
    *you`re, as in you are. If you can replace the word with "you are" then use the word you`re instead of your.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:44 am
    I could just imagine that explanation in court Gerry, "The triscuit box got me drunk and made me wrap my car around that pregnant lady and puppy"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:46 am

    Yeah, `PREACY`!



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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:48 am
    I have this box and a box of originals and they do not have this text. Maybe this was just targeted at the guy who posted this pic.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:49 am
    C`mon guys, it`s possible the "your" was intentional.

    Triskit
    Preacy

    Not intentional, therefor we should all laugh at the bot!
    LOLZ!
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 8:42 am
    The fail is strong with this one.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 8:59 am
    Is it because that`s white wine on the box behind the wheat thins?

    If so, they have to put that. It`s the law.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 9:00 am
    Yeah, what Gerry said.
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    Phant1980 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 9:01 am
    *you`re
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    mzacur Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 9:28 am
    perhaps people were pouring the minis into their mouth?

    "please drink our crackers responsibly..., or have a friend drive you after you`ve been drinking..."
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 10:23 am
    maybe "drink responsibly" means "eat these crackers to settle your stomach and sober you up a little bit before you drive home."
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    I think AJ is on the right track. That looks like it might be an alcoholic beverage. Also don`t people serve crackers with wine and cheese? I don`t know if triscuits make the cut, but if they`re good enough for Bradley Whitford they`re good enough for me.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:54 pm
    Seriously.....whaaaaaat??????
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:17 pm
    hahahah wut?
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 9:13 pm
    Hey, they`re Kosher!

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