Why You So Preachy, Triscuit Minis? [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

You might be awesome with cheddar cheese or jalapeno hummus, but YOU"RE NOT MY MOTHER!
There are 22 comments:
Male 2,216
Hey, they`re Kosher!
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Male 2,384
hahahah wut?
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Male 11,739
Seriously.....whaaaaaat??????
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Male 1,586
I think AJ is on the right track. That looks like it might be an alcoholic beverage. Also don`t people serve crackers with wine and cheese? I don`t know if triscuits make the cut, but if they`re good enough for Bradley Whitford they`re good enough for me.
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Female 846
maybe "drink responsibly" means "eat these crackers to settle your stomach and sober you up a little bit before you drive home."
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Male 112
perhaps people were pouring the minis into their mouth?

"please drink our crackers responsibly..., or have a friend drive you after you`ve been drinking..."
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Male 18
*you`re
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Male 10,338
Yeah, what Gerry said.
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Male 10,338
Is it because that`s white wine on the box behind the wheat thins?

If so, they have to put that. It`s the law.
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Male 1,239
The fail is strong with this one.
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Male 40,416
C`mon guys, it`s possible the "your" was intentional.

Triskit
Preacy

Not intentional, therefor we should all laugh at the bot!
LOLZ!
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Male 802
I have this box and a box of originals and they do not have this text. Maybe this was just targeted at the guy who posted this pic.
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Male 39,621

Yeah, `PREACY`!



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Male 2,199
I could just imagine that explanation in court Gerry, "The triscuit box got me drunk and made me wrap my car around that pregnant lady and puppy"
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Male 1,510
Come on all grammar nazis....
*you`re, as in you are. If you can replace the word with "you are" then use the word you`re instead of your.
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Male 39,621

Classic representation of the paranoid corporate mind in America.

The blurry image on the box is a drink.
It COULD be construed as an alcoholic beverage.
That COULD be thought to be an endorsement of drinking.
Which COULD lead others to drink.
That MIGHT lead to an accident.
Which WOULD lead to someone sueing them for not giving a warning!

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Male 25
*you`re ;-P
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Male 977
preacy?
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Male 592
you`re*
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Male 642
hummus.. what a crappy word.. in german if you say you eat hummus, people will laugh about you because they think you eat dirt that is used as nutrition soil for plants..
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Female 3,726
Triscuit is spelled in the actual post...lol! And yes, I love you, you little yummy bastards!
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Male 1,620
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