Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs [Pic] Safe For Work

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

As rationalized in a handy Powerpoint presentation.
There are 33 comments:
Male 1,104
you girls don`t realize what you got! if i were in your position i wouldn`t have a single boring day ...

reminds me of this great episode from farscape, "out of their minds", when john ends up in aeryn`s body and suddenly realizes his opportunity.

farscape "out of their minds"
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Female 584
Well since you put it that way...ah what the hell go ahead!
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Female 269
I`d at least consider it, well done. :)
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Female 4,420
sold, touch away!
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Female 3,726
han5nah
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
652 Posts Thursday, April 12, 2012 5:00:07 PM
He can totally touch my boobs, anyday.
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UM, no....you`re a child. No one should be touching your boobs...

*SCARY*
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Male 134
okay.. so this is from the chive.
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Female 27
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Male 1,595
@han5nah
Lucky him, huh?
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I retract that statement on grounds it made me feel weird to say.
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Male 429
`Why you will be a virgin forever: A denial of your request`
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Male 1,866
You must let me touch your boobs, it makes it easier for me to control them while I moisten your nipples with my tongue.
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Male 2,619
You should let me touch your boobs because I am the saddest human being ever.
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Female 735
He can totally touch my boobs, anyday.
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Male 1,104
you girls don`t realize what you got! if i were in your position i wouldn`t have a single boring day ...

reminds me of this great episode from farscape, "out of their minds", when john ends up in aeryn`s body and suddenly realizes his opportunity.

farscape "out of their minds"
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Male 61
He left off the other side of the happiness graph. His happiness is the absolute value of hers.
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Male 669
"This is stupidest thing ever."

oh yeah?
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Male 423
This is stupidest thing ever.
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Male 39,908

Okay, you convinced me.
You may tough my man boobs.
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Male 148
Epic :-D
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Male 25,416
good effort....
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Male 337
bewbies rule!!! I need to touch some now :)
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Male 1,793
@madduck... touching boobs is never boring.... NEVER!!!!
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Male 3,894
@madduck--You just don`t get it... boobs are the greatest thing, ever.
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Male 40
LOL poo I accidentally said I would turn it INTO my TA! I meant to say I would turn it IN TO my TA. My TA isn`t a boobs powerpoints you know?
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Female 8,051
Touching boobs is boring- i know- I have some.
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Female 4,084
well, if there`s a puppy involved, go ahead.
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Male 186
WorldOfJames` comments are so lame, what the hell happened to all his good comments?
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Male 40
Seems rational to me. I`m going to turn it into my TA tomorrow and we`ll see if I get lucky.
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Male 900
I am sold!
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Female 3,726
OH, look at me. I am touching my own boobs and..


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Male 1,745
Touching boobs doesn`t have the appeal it once had with me.
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Male 187
This man is a genius. Heck, for brownies, I might let him touch MY boobs.
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Male 977
this is so lame, what the hell happened to this site?
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Male 1,620
Link: Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs [Pic] [Rate Link] - As rationalized in a handy Powerpoint presentation.
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