Total Recall Remake

Submitted by: SilentFart 4 years ago Entertainment

What! When! Where was I when this happened? Easily my fav Arnie film
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Female 1,236
Honey, let`s do it. lets move to Mars!
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Male 37,916

In related news, Colin Farrels sex tape was pretty good.
Nice body and a good sized personality.
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Male 2,859
I was hoping they`d bother to read the book this time ...
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Male 582
so i guess Harold dosn`t want sliders anymore
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Male 1,256
OHHHHH MYYYYY GOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!! I NEED to see this.
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Male 1,237
I`ll watch it because the original is a classic - but did they have to make it such hollywood cheese? Also where are the weird aliens that make it?
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Male 7,775
FFS, at this rate they`ll be making remakes before the originals have been released.
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Male 417
I`m a Johnny Cab .. the door opened and you got in!
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Male 3,578
i did like the move more then the PK Dick story
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Male 273
Oh ya let`s make a remake and then a sequel and then a prequel and then a 3D version... zzz
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Male 14
i dont care about anything else, i just wanna see the chick with three boobs.
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Male 151
Total Recall = Great.

Total Recall starring Colin Farrell......ehhhh.....I`ll wait for video.
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Male 550
totally siked, but totally bummed its not on mars
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Male 702
OMG Yes!!!
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Male 459
Well, I`m hoping it will be good, but I have my doubts.
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Male 1,136
It didn`t look like he went to mars...
aww..
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Male 1,678
For anyone who doesn`t know, its not a remake of the Arnie film, its another adaptation of the short Dick (haha "short Dick") story. They just used the title for marketing purposes.
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Male 1,678
If you are upset at a remake organize a rally outside the studio who is making it. At least that will mean you will get out of the house at least once this year.

Or you could just not watch it.
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Male 37,916

Since big butts are in style right now, maybe it should
be a girl with 3 buttocks instead of breasts.
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Male 25,416
Thats going to be ok.. but remakes will never be as good as the original. But we need to have the 3 boobed lady. NEEED IT!
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Male 2,384
bryan cranston!!! but yea i dunno... mabey
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Male 1,284
You asked for it, and they need to squeeze her in that remake
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Male 243
I hope no one is actually excited to see but another re-make. And because it`s such an automatic win they strategically place it during the time of the year when crappy movies do the best. Save your money and watch Prometheus.
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Female 6,381
Sounds like all they did was borrow the title and add a thousand explosions. The original TR was a rare actioner with thought behind it and a plot that actually offered surprises.
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Male 3,445
Much better trailer than I expected.
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Male 592
looks cool, but is not the total recall i know and love.
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Male 1,832
"Starring a permanently startled looking Colin Farrell"

Okay, I lol`d.
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Male 36,590
Looks good! Only time will tell though.

TONS of good movies are actually "remakes" eh? Best example:
The Maltese Falcon. The one with Bogart, Lorrie and Greenstreet? It`s a remake...
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Male 243
3 tits or gtfo.
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Male 68
"Other films to be remade are
Highlander"



THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 37,916

Sorry AuburnJunky, but it was announced last September they are doing the remake. Keep in mind, Al Pacino`s Scarface was a remake of the 1932 classic.

Personally, I`m hoping for Adam Sandler as Tony Montana.

Press Release
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Male 658
Triboobs!
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Female 43
They`re also remaking Flight of the Navigator. :(
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Male 10,339
"Even a remake of `Scarface` {GASP! Say it aint so!}."


This will never happen.
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Male 3,474
I wanna se a remake of Pee-wee`s big adventure starring Ashton Kutcher.
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Male 37,916

Since the Rocky Horror post I`ve done some looking and found that Hollywood has totally run dry of new ideas and is making nothing but remakes. I guess if you can remake a classic like John Wayne with a ham like Jeff Bridges {True Grit} then you can get awy with anything. Even a remake of `Scarface` {GASP! Say it aint so!}.

Here`s a few of them.

`A Star Is Born` starring Beyance and Leonardo DiCaprio directed by Clint Eastwood.

`Tomb Raider` Paramount let the rights lapse so Warner Bro`s. got them and is doing a reboot.

`Fantastic Four Reborn` starting over from scratch ala SpiderMan style.

`Daredevel` remake from director David Slade.
Okay, I think we can all agree that removing the stain that is Ben Affleck is a good idea.

Other films to be remade are
Judge Dredd
Highlander
Twilight Zone
Short Circuit
&
RoboCop
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Male 2,619
Starring a permanently startled looking Colin Farrell and Kate "cant act for sh*t" Beckinsale.
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Male 2,586
@tedgp
"At least it cant be worse than the original."

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,243
This does look like it`s going to be sh*t, the original Novella is good but it wouldn`t be mindless enough for the general moronic movie going public, so instead we get some b*stardised over inflated nonsense. Style over substance all the way. And yes, I can tell all of that from one trailer.
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Male 3,285
At least it cant be worse than the original.
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Male 2,586
*Get your ass to Mars*

...nope, it`s all set on Earth this time!
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Male 14
wow thats going to suck.
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Male 187
Most important three words I will ever utter: three. Boobed. Woman.
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Male 1,511
I`m tired of remakes. Why aren`t there any original movies anymore?
Although this is one of my favs.
The woman with the three bewbs in the original was burned into my young mind.
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Male 113
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