Tossing Toddlers

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Weird

Even more fun than tossing salads if that"s possible.
There are 35 comments:
Male 411
Kids are easier to aim than you`d think.
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Male 86
All you pansies are pansies with your pansie parenting thoughts.
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Male 593
Gets visit from CPS in 3...2...1...
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Female 269
Aw! The "tank you!" at the end was awesome! And no, toddlers can take some rough handling; my dad played with my sisters and I like this all the time, and we turned out fairly well.... except that twitch... :)
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Male 14,827
Baby needs a foam pit.
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Male 658
I`d do this. But only if my wife was not home.
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Male 174
ever hear of shaken baby syndrome?
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Male 174
My little girl is just like that. I throw her around all the time.
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Male 646
oh poo
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Male 735
stoopid babby!
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Male 319
I am sure this guy is well meaning, but that is a really stupid thing to do.
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Male 340
Parenting at its finest.
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Male 166
Is that a giant bean bag chair? I WANT ONE!!
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Female 870
Very cute. I`m sure the dad was being extra careful... this comment page is loading one letter every three seconds... I`ve typed wayy ahead of it just to sit and watch the characters come in... just sayin
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Male 600
Just waiting for a miss...
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Male 67
Its a good thing the internet has instructions for setting dislocated joints!
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Male 514
Apparently Fancylad just outed himself. He loves a "tossed salad." LOL
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Male 934
Kids are meant to be messed with. My dad used to play games like this all the time, chucking me as far as he could into the public pool and whatnot, and I loved it.

I approve.
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Male 3,310
Lol, he might go on to become a stuntman. A fallguy.

"I might jump an open drawbridge
or Tarzan from a vine
`cause I`m the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood lookes so fine."
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Male 514
Of course SOMEONE had to cry child abuse, heck if there was a pet in the video they`d call up peta right away too, get over it already
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Male 37,732
CUTE KID!

It`s all fun and games until he bounces into the corner of the wall and gets brain damage...

Weeeeee!
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Male 15,510
CHILD ABUSE !!!11
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Female 1
That`s actually pretty cute, and I hate kids... I used to do that with my ferrets... I`m not positive they hated it, but they never seemed to mind, much like this kid... Whatever doesn`t kill you, just makes you more drated up (stronger) later in life...
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Male 694
give the kid a neckbrace first
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Male 3,310
I see a future at the chiropractors office lol
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Male 4,395
My dad totally would have done something like this.
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Male 12,138
Cool! I`m gonna try that on my daughter.

Actually on second thoughts, I`ll try it on my brother`s kids first so I can get a feel for the correct distance...
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Male 299
"sorry to be a buzzkill but we`re awaiting a kid and i would go pretty ballistic if my old man did this, no matter how cute."

Yeah, going ballistic is pretty much the point of that.

;)
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Male 25,416
And thats only cool because babies bounce....
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Female 4,086
if dad`s strong enough to hurl the kid across the room, isn`t he strong enough to overshoot the sofa?

sorry to be a buzzkill but we`re awaiting a kid and i would go pretty ballistic if my old man did this, no matter how cute.
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Male 213
Should have gone with throwing.
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Male 180
Incoming DCF in 3...2...1...
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Male 295
inb4 someone berates the dad for being a horrible parent.

I think this is awesome and wish my dad threw me across the room!
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Male 2,344
When he said thank you at the end.. d`aawww
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Male 20,131
Link: Tossing Toddlers [Rate Link] - Even more fun than tossing salads if that`s possible.
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