Titanic: Abridged!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Entertainment

For those who don"t have time for the whole movie. Bonus abridged theme song interpretation. NSFW
There are 19 comments:
Male 3,285
Why would you take a pic of her boobs when she`s done a ton of nude sex scenes?

On topic, this is yet another fail brought to you by i-a-b
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Male 977
Boobs makes everything ooooootay.
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Male 1,569
luckiky the best part of the whole movie is added... BOOBIES!!!
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Male 2,586
So wait, what were their names?!
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Female 3,696
My bro`s gf and I got drunk and went to see this in theaters for the re-release. During booby time, she took a picture to send to our buddy. Big shutter sound, dead silent theater. So good hahah <3
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Male 25,416
really
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Male 1,793
still too long....
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Male 12
@gary8162 don`t you mean FarmVille?
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Male 15,510
So its funny because they say Jack and Rose a lots?
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Male 414
*cries*
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Male 325
Gary8162, I disagree. Culture moves faster now because of the interwebs. 10 years ago now is like 20 years ago 20 years ago. And 20 years ago now? Forget it!
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Male 319
WELP! Time to send this to every female I know so this movie is ruined for them forever...
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Male 946
@ QueenZira
You`re between 18 and 29. You`re not old enough to say "back in my day". You have to at least be 35 for that. (by the way, I can remember when this was all farmland)
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Male 715
Titanic abridged: Everybody dies
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Female 9,572
I would like to thank whoever sang that song, you just made the song a million times better. And oh yeah, boobies.
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Female 2,228
"NSFW? I wonder why it isn`t.."

No, no I don`t. :-< *Goes into cranky old geezer mode* "Back in my day, why I remember we gals all hated Kate Winslet for her screen time with Leo. And then of course, he grew that goatee, became FAR less cute, and then nobody cared anymore."

Also, hilarious "song" there. :-)
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Female 546
i`m with sumtleybutt on this one. made me LOL so hard!
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Male 1,377
I truely and genuinely just LMFAO at that song, lolz! Had a bad day and needed that, thanks IAB.
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Female 8,043
Link: Titanic: Abridged! [Rate Link] - For those who don`t have time for the whole movie. Bonus abridged theme song interpretation. NSFW
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