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Date: 04/04/12 01:02 PM

26 Responses to This Might Look Slutty, But It`s Smart [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    Link: This Might Look Slutty, But It`s Smart - Think about it--if everyone at a bar advertised like this, it would cut down on so much time and so much wasted effort.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    I`m single.

    Blow me.
  3. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Does look a bit slutty/needy. But there is a need for some kind of universal identification of singletons in a bar. Like a coloured bracelet...
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    Then she walks away with a free beer and your still going home alone, you gotta evaluate your prospects before you start buying them drinks to see if they`re even into you. my 2 cents.
  5. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Yikes, but she`s also a d-bag lightning rod.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    Thats an easy way to get free beer
  7. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    But there is a need for some kind of universal identification of singletons in a bar
    I`ve been on `traffic light` pub crawls before. Single-and-ready-to-mingle wear green, yellow for flirty but kind of seeing someone or just in for a little fun. Red would obviously mean taken or not interested in that. It`s a simple system that is perfect for letting people know what your intentions are/situation is.
  8. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    no hips
    no ass
    buy your own dam beer
  9. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    guys it`s a trap.

    she will drink your beer then move on to the next moron.
  10. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    I`m more confused about her shirt. It looks like one of those things that you use to cover up a curtain rod.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    She should buy an apostrophe.
  12. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    nice lampshade tubetop.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    She should also buy some periods. Oh, wait....
  14. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    how can a beer sl*t like her have no a$$ at all... I bet she has an adams apple too...
  15. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm
    I hate the girls that expect you to buy them drink just because they have tits. They`re not going to sleep with you anyway. I don`t mind paying for friends and they don`t mind paying for me, but these girls. Ugh. Go away.
  16. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    ......and some industrial strength condoms.
  17. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    I hate women who think that they deserve to be bought drinks just because they`re attractive. There are other ways to meet people, and if a beer is all you wanted out of me, then leave me the f*ck alone.

    If you want to start a conversation, then how about buying ME a beer?
  18. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6760 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    DrProfessor

    Here Here! You tell them. I`m proud to see someone taking a stand. I`d be right there with you, but I`d rather go have sex with women.
  19. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 4:38 pm
    I went out with a chick one night who did something like this. It was embarrassing but she ended up finding a guy to buy her a bottle of champange and pay for her babysitter that night. I never hung out with that `winner` again.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    Nope, sorry. Just slutty.
  21. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    I don`t see what`s slutty about wanting free beer. She didn`t say she`d do anything for it.
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    "if a beer is all you wanted out of me, then leave me the f*ck alone."

    Tell her you`re not going to buy her a drink so she`ll move on and you can get over yourself.
  23. Profile photo of RedOnTheHead
    RedOnTheHead Male 50-59
    99 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 7:00 pm
    Her: Left cheek - I`m drunk
    Right cheek - Use a rubber
    Me: Left nut - I`m done
    Right nut - Make me a sammich
  24. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 9:47 pm
    "I`m drunk. Buy me a whore."
  25. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 8:07 am
    She dropped her hat:

  26. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    Never ever bought drinks to any chick. I`ll just go up and talk to them in the bar and let them buy their own. I don`t see how I can impress a female by showing her how incredibly stupid I am by giving money to strangers.

    If she`s interested, she will stay anyway. If not, she will leave anyway. Use your f`in head.

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