This Might Look Slutty, But It`s Smart [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Misc

Think about it--if everyone at a bar advertised like this, it would cut down on so much time and so much wasted effort.
There are 26 comments:
Male 1,010
Never ever bought drinks to any chick. I`ll just go up and talk to them in the bar and let them buy their own. I don`t see how I can impress a female by showing her how incredibly stupid I am by giving money to strangers.

If she`s interested, she will stay anyway. If not, she will leave anyway. Use your f`in head.
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Male 5,811
She dropped her hat:

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Male 15,832
"I`m drunk. Buy me a whore."
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Male 99
Her: Left cheek - I`m drunk
Right cheek - Use a rubber
Me: Left nut - I`m done
Right nut - Make me a sammich
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Female 1,566
"if a beer is all you wanted out of me, then leave me the f*ck alone."

Tell her you`re not going to buy her a drink so she`ll move on and you can get over yourself.
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Female 2,525
I don`t see what`s slutty about wanting free beer. She didn`t say she`d do anything for it.
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Male 11,740
Nope, sorry. Just slutty.
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Female 220
I went out with a chick one night who did something like this. It was embarrassing but she ended up finding a guy to buy her a bottle of champange and pay for her babysitter that night. I never hung out with that `winner` again.
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Male 8,132
DrProfessor

Here Here! You tell them. I`m proud to see someone taking a stand. I`d be right there with you, but I`d rather go have sex with women.
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Male 3,894
I hate women who think that they deserve to be bought drinks just because they`re attractive. There are other ways to meet people, and if a beer is all you wanted out of me, then leave me the f*ck alone.

If you want to start a conversation, then how about buying ME a beer?
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Male 616
......and some industrial strength condoms.
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Female 803
I hate the girls that expect you to buy them drink just because they have tits. They`re not going to sleep with you anyway. I don`t mind paying for friends and they don`t mind paying for me, but these girls. Ugh. Go away.
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Male 1,793
how can a beer sl*t like her have no a$$ at all... I bet she has an adams apple too...
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Male 1,810
She should also buy some periods. Oh, wait....
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Male 1,239
nice lampshade tubetop.
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Male 3,445
She should buy an apostrophe.
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Male 519
I`m more confused about her shirt. It looks like one of those things that you use to cover up a curtain rod.
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Male 2,345
guys it`s a trap.

she will drink your beer then move on to the next moron.
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Male 3,612
no hips
no ass
buy your own dam beer
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Male 5,811
[quote]But there is a need for some kind of universal identification of singletons in a bar[/quote]
I`ve been on `traffic light` pub crawls before. Single-and-ready-to-mingle wear green, yellow for flirty but kind of seeing someone or just in for a little fun. Red would obviously mean taken or not interested in that. It`s a simple system that is perfect for letting people know what your intentions are/situation is.
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Male 25,416
Thats an easy way to get free beer
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Male 5,811
Yikes, but she`s also a d-bag lightning rod.
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Male 423
Then she walks away with a free beer and your still going home alone, you gotta evaluate your prospects before you start buying them drinks to see if they`re even into you. my 2 cents.
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Male 6,737
Does look a bit slutty/needy. But there is a need for some kind of universal identification of singletons in a bar. Like a coloured bracelet...
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Male 38,471

I`m single.

Blow me.
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Female 1,338
Link: This Might Look Slutty, But It`s Smart [Pic] [Rate Link] - Think about it--if everyone at a bar advertised like this, it would cut down on so much time and so much wasted effort.
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