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Date: 04/07/12 10:30 AM

32 Responses to This Is Why You`re Fat… England?

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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    Link: This Is Why You`re Fat... England? - Too fat to work and the government`s National Health Service should fix it with a weight loss operation.
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    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 10:49 am
    For the Americans... 33 stone is 462lbs.

    Terrible person. That operation helps those who need it, not people like this who wallow in their situation without ever trying to help themselves. £200 a week on take-aways? ($317 per week on take-out, pizzas etc).

    Why can`t she be given a bigger seat at an office? Or a bench or stool or something?

    As for a holiday.... from what?! She doesn`t work and just eats take-aways all the time!

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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 10:56 am
    @Mister C that`s the one thing that Bush taught me with their only decent album. I learned 1 stone= 14 pounds.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:02 am
    If the UK were a free society, they could just leave her alone. If she can`t work, she can`t afford to buy food -- problem solved. However, since they have decided to turn their country into a cradle-to-grave socialist welfare state, they`re going to have to deal with it. Authority comes with responsibility. Hey, good luck with that.
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    Viewtifreak Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:11 am
    I didn`t know I`d have to click a link when I clicked this link :(
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:12 am
    Death to fatties
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:28 am
    Page not available. 1 star.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:36 am
    I saw the words "Daily Mirror! and "Closer" and knew it was a fake article.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:51 am her reason for being so fat is that because she was pregnant she HAD to eat for 2 (as in..2 adults)...and not healthy either. Death to stupid people!!! or at least sterilize them -.-
    on a related note...look at the cover of that magazine...mother of octuplets (that`s 8 babies). Can someone explain to me how you would get pregnant with 8 kids when you`re having an average sex life? (as in..5-6 times a week)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    A stone is 14 lbs, btw. Just fyi.
    OMG! too many acronyms. I mean wtf?!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    And after all that I`d rather lose a limb than live across the pond in that poohole you call home.
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    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    For those unfamilliar with the British journalism, the Daily mail is a tabloid newspaper, they can be compared to the Hot sheets in Men in black, the kind that post stories about `aliens eating my dog` or jesus has returned and he`s a motorcycle gang leader.
    most of this paper is trash.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    Meh.... a chick that binges on fast food. So what
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    The Daily Mail is like an English version of what The Onion would be if The Onion wasn`t intentionally trying to be funny.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    Stop eating or stop phuckin`. You can`t have it all.
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    Armauld Female 30-39
    107 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    Wow, if any of this is true they sure went out ot their way to sensationalize it and make her look as bad as possible.
    I`m not saying anything she`s done is okay but it`s so freakin` tabloidy (and yes, I know DM is a tabloid) that I can`t take it seriously.
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    Armauld Female 30-39
    107 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 4:01 pm
    @Skytz - Are you joking with that last paragraph? If you are I don`t get the joke and if you aren`t, ummm..., good luck to you.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    And after all that I`d rather lose a limb than live across the pond in that poohole you call home.
    Gee, you`ve already lost your balls. Isn`t that enough?
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 5:03 pm
    i personally believe that all english people dont have maps
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 5:23 pm
    They should offer her euthanization on the NHS...
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    mitchy-boy Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 5:28 pm
    Oh God, its disgusting, CROCKS!
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    33 stone. LOL. That sounds like an address, not a weight.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 7:56 pm
    Damn daily mail..
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    There is so much about this woman that makes me RAGE! First of all, England has an awesome health care system and this woman is just trying to exploit it. Second is two parts, A: control your stupid pregnancy cravings. B: if you can`t control your cravings, stop popping out babies like daisies! Use some contraception woman! Third: it is NEVER "safe" to drink alcohol while pregnant...watering it down with ice? Really woman? She is a new brand of stupid. Even if this is just sensationalist journalism or exaggerated for effect or whatever, the point is that there are real people out there like her and they a scourge of humanity.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    A good rule of thumb is to assume that anything in the Daily Mail is either untrue or so hugely biased that it may as well be untrue. It`s a notorious scandal-mongering rag that will print any sensationalised babble that will sell copies and provoke fear and/or anger.

    As a random example, here`s a partial list of the things that the Daily Mail have claimed cause cancer:

    Clicky clicky
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 10:56 pm
    Prison would help.
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    PayneDiaz Female 40-49
    27 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 8:13 am
    Lady, I have 8 kids, and I am certainly NOT the hieffer you are. (NOT on public assistance BTW) Just another trashy person who let themselves go and wants to blame others and get free money and benefits.
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    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    April 9, 2012 at 4:48 am
    This is just another trashy newspaper trolling people...

    "Hi I`m lazy so I spend a lot on junk food instead of cooking but now I`m too fat to take the plane to go on holiday with the taxpayer`s money I receive, I need more money plz, ty."

    Obvious troll.
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    som-tam Male 18-29
    714 posts
    April 9, 2012 at 5:26 am
    @ angilion, yes because only the daily mail does all those things doesn`t it. i find it quite pathetic when i hear people going on about the daily mail as if it`s the only paper that has a biased agenda and/or sensationalises stories to sell papers (the nerve). the truth is ALL papers and news companies are pushing a political opinion. Just because you disagree with a certain opinion doesn`t make it evil.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    April 9, 2012 at 10:10 am
    And knowing this wonderful government of ours she will get what she wants.
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    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    April 9, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    Don`t you have to already be on a diet to qualify for weight loss surgery? I thought you had to have shown that other options didn`t work. It doesn`t sound like she`s tried any sort of diet.
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    Mrpoo Male 70 & Over
    141 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:14 am
    It`s a shame the NHS don`t supply bullets.

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