This Is Why You`re Fat... England?

Submitted by: yusuksomuch 5 years ago in Funny
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2120678/Im-fat-work-Jobless-mother--weighs-33-stone-spent-200-week-takeaways-demanding-NHS-weight-loss-operation.html?ITO=1490

Too fat to work and the government"s National Health Service should fix it with a weight loss operation.
There are 32 comments:
Male 141
It`s a shame the NHS don`t supply bullets.
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Female 299
Don`t you have to already be on a diet to qualify for weight loss surgery? I thought you had to have shown that other options didn`t work. It doesn`t sound like she`s tried any sort of diet.
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Male 7,774
And knowing this wonderful government of ours she will get what she wants.
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Male 714
@ angilion, yes because only the daily mail does all those things doesn`t it. i find it quite pathetic when i hear people going on about the daily mail as if it`s the only paper that has a biased agenda and/or sensationalises stories to sell papers (the nerve). the truth is ALL papers and news companies are pushing a political opinion. Just because you disagree with a certain opinion doesn`t make it evil.
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Male 273
This is just another trashy newspaper trolling people...

"Hi I`m lazy so I spend a lot on junk food instead of cooking but now I`m too fat to take the plane to go on holiday with the taxpayer`s money I receive, I need more money plz, ty."

Obvious troll.
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Female 27
Lady, I have 8 kids, and I am certainly NOT the hieffer you are. (NOT on public assistance BTW) Just another trashy person who let themselves go and wants to blame others and get free money and benefits.
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Male 15,187
Prison would help.
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Male 12,365
A good rule of thumb is to assume that anything in the Daily Mail is either untrue or so hugely biased that it may as well be untrue. It`s a notorious scandal-mongering rag that will print any sensationalised babble that will sell copies and provoke fear and/or anger.

As a random example, here`s a partial list of the things that the Daily Mail have claimed cause cancer:

Clicky clicky
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Female 1,203
There is so much about this woman that makes me RAGE! First of all, England has an awesome health care system and this woman is just trying to exploit it. Second is two parts, A: control your stupid pregnancy cravings. B: if you can`t control your cravings, stop popping out babies like daisies! Use some contraception woman! Third: it is NEVER "safe" to drink alcohol while pregnant...watering it down with ice? Really woman? She is a new brand of stupid. Even if this is just sensationalist journalism or exaggerated for effect or whatever, the point is that there are real people out there like her and they a scourge of humanity.
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Male 2,591
Damn daily mail..
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Male 3,431
33 stone. LOL. That sounds like an address, not a weight.
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Male 8
Oh God, its disgusting, CROCKS!
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Male 677
They should offer her euthanization on the NHS...
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Male 1,284
i personally believe that all english people dont have maps
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Male 15,832
[quote]And after all that I`d rather lose a limb than live across the pond in that poohole you call home.[/quote]
Gee, you`ve already lost your balls. Isn`t that enough?
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Female 107
@Skytz - Are you joking with that last paragraph? If you are I don`t get the joke and if you aren`t, ummm..., good luck to you.
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Female 107
Wow, if any of this is true they sure went out ot their way to sensationalize it and make her look as bad as possible.
I`m not saying anything she`s done is okay but it`s so freakin` tabloidy (and yes, I know DM is a tabloid) that I can`t take it seriously.
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Male 977
Stop eating or stop phuckin`. You can`t have it all.
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Male 1,678
The Daily Mail is like an English version of what The Onion would be if The Onion wasn`t intentionally trying to be funny.
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Male 25,417
Meh.... a chick that binges on fast food. So what
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Male 141
For those unfamilliar with the British journalism, the Daily mail is a tabloid newspaper, they can be compared to the Hot sheets in Men in black, the kind that post stories about `aliens eating my dog` or jesus has returned and he`s a motorcycle gang leader.
most of this paper is trash.
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Male 6,737
@OldOllie.

And after all that I`d rather lose a limb than live across the pond in that poohole you call home.
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Male 39,593

A stone is 14 lbs, btw. Just fyi.
[quote]OMG! too many acronyms. I mean wtf?! [/quote]
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Male 687
..so her reason for being so fat is that because she was pregnant she HAD to eat for 2 (as in..2 adults)...and not healthy either. Death to stupid people!!! or at least sterilize them -.-
on a related note...look at the cover of that magazine...mother of octuplets (that`s 8 babies). Can someone explain to me how you would get pregnant with 8 kids when you`re having an average sex life? (as in..5-6 times a week)
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Male 3,285
I saw the words "Daily Mirror! and "Closer" and knew it was a fake article.
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Male 11,739
Page not available. 1 star.
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Male 1,558
Death to fatties
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Male 40
I didn`t know I`d have to click a link when I clicked this link :(
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Male 15,832
If the UK were a free society, they could just leave her alone. If she can`t work, she can`t afford to buy food -- problem solved. However, since they have decided to turn their country into a cradle-to-grave socialist welfare state, they`re going to have to deal with it. Authority comes with responsibility. Hey, good luck with that.
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Male 1,586
@Mister C that`s the one thing that Bush taught me with their only decent album. I learned 1 stone= 14 pounds.
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Male 663
For the Americans... 33 stone is 462lbs.

Terrible person. That operation helps those who need it, not people like this who wallow in their situation without ever trying to help themselves. £200 a week on take-aways? ($317 per week on take-out, pizzas etc).

Why can`t she be given a bigger seat at an office? Or a bench or stool or something?

As for a holiday.... from what?! She doesn`t work and just eats take-aways all the time!

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Male 1,008
Link: This Is Why You`re Fat... England? [Rate Link] - Too fat to work and the government`s National Health Service should fix it with a weight loss operation.
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