Think You`re Bad Ass? You Are No Bad Ass [Pic]

Submitted by: Buiadh 5 years ago in Funny

Not compared to this guy and his dog (Is that a dog? A hyena?), anyway. Compared to him, you"re less than nothing.
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Male 1
animal cruelty? this is a hyena, one of the most powerful bites in the planet, not a persian cat. let me see you play around with it without a muzzle.
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Female 685
BADASS? It would be to some small minded people, who think animal cruelty is acceptable. It`s also kinda BORING, as most people saw these photos last decade.
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Male 678
@DShephard, I`m afraid you`re wrong. They`re in their own family (hyaenidae.) They`re more closely related to cats than dogs, however, which I`m sure is what you were thinking of.
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Male 112
I think this qualifies as badass. I`ll allow it.
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Male 802
I`m pretty sure I saw this pic a few years ago. And no, torturing a hyena doesn`t make you a bad ass, it makes you a douchebag.
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Male 1,595
Hyena.
FUN FACT!
Hyenas are in the cat family.
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Male 735
if only it was at night...
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Female 1,203
ha! that is awesome :D
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Male 18
that his girlfriend?
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Female 412
It`s a hyena, which is actually more closely related to cats than dogs, as it is a feliforme (cat-like carnivore) which includes felidae (cats). Just some pointless info there for you all.
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Male 216
Let`s play count the f*cks in the photo!

0...0...0...OH! Wait, no...0...0...
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Male 1,810
Wearing a swimsuit, wrapped in a towel, standing on the beach with my puppy...off to play Frisbee fetch in the surf !! Good times, everyone !!!
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Male 926
@robosnitz

Yep, its badass because he`s wearing a dress, playing with a Hyena, and your wife would still much rather have sex with him.
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Male 158
Seen this guy before, he has about 3 or 4 of them. Used to have a really badass wallpaper of him actually.
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Male 2,737
It`s a hyena, and he`s wearing a dress.OOOOooo,bad ass.
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Male 408
my drating cats ears are like that, its part of being an animal in the wild, i dont see any torture here
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Male 15,832
Take that muzzle off, and let`s see how badass you REALLY are.
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Male 3,908
@diylobotomy - I prefer cinder blocks...
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Male 406
@diylobotomy:

... i thought all that stuff WAS super bad ass.

I need to reevaluate my life.
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Male 886
Oh yeah, big billy bad arse with his muzzled hyena.

Ears are pretty screwed up on the hyena, as well as being obviously unhappy with the situation.

I bet he isn`t so tough that the hyena wouldn`t kill him in an african instant if loose.
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Male 340
Everybody is worried about this Kony bullpuckey when there`s goddamned Africans running around with attack-hyenas. Bigger fish to fry!!
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Male 1,832
Yeah, torturing animals is so badass. Almost as cool as punching children and throwing bricks at the elderly.
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Male 41
That`s a hyena and this guy is part of a travelling show featuring wild animals like seen, as well as monkey`s etc.
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Male 187
It`s only animal cruelty if the animals are mishandled or made to fight each other. Are they made to fight each other, or just do tricks?

Also, they have muzzles on because they ARE wild animals. Even if well trained, they are still wild animals, and prone to go all Sigfried and Roy. Hyenas are scavengers, and their jaws can chew through solid bone.
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Male 1,558
Oh, the third world. Need anyone say more?
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Male 6,737
Harsh 5Cats, dude. Harsh. :(
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Male 30
The Nigerian tax man, that`s what he`ll use to make sure he gets his money back
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Male 4,160
@CDarling
so what part of having a dog is animal cruelty?
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Male 1,526
He can probably count to potato.
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Male 876
Dammit OpsAss13, you beat me to it! At least we didn`t post links to the same site.
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Male 876
Apparently they`re known as `Gadawan Kura` and they`re hyena handlers from Nigeria.
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Male 514
5cats is correct. They are called "Gadawan Kura." Here is more.
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Male 1,949
I may be less than nothing compared to him, but I`ll tell you what I *am*... I`m first world, m f`ers.
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Male 14,331
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Male 40,337
Ugh! This again!
It`s not "cruelty" or Gangsta: These guys have raised these animals and taught them tricks, and travel from town to town performing, like street theater.
They take good care of their exotic critters, it`s an old tradition in those parts.

Someone else find a link, I need a nap...
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Male 5,413
What CDarling said
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Male 1,008
if this is what constitutes "badass" to you, that explains alot
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Male 1,239
Ya, being a guerilla terrorist faction and keeping wildlife as pets seems SO badass, let me tell you...
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Male 14,331
High powered rifle > Hyena
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Male 40,337
You`re so REPOST @Buiadh! Compared to the 3-4 times this picture (or ones just like it) have been posted, you`re really less than nothing...
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Female 129
Since when does animal cruelty makes you a "bad ass"?
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Male 56

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Male 403
It`s a hyena, and he is an african gangbanger...
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Male 6,737
Link: Think You`re Bad Ass? You Are No Bad Ass [Pic] [Rate Link] - Not compared to this guy and his dog (Is that a dog? A hyena?), anyway. Compared to him, you`re less than nothing.
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