Things To Do Before I Die [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

A very well thought out bucket list.
There are 23 comments:
Male 55
Chuck Norris is a douche
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Male 206
That`s so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
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Female 323
so, so lame..
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Male 15,832
I`d save that 3rd item till last, just to be on the safe side.
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Male 1,083
ha ha ha ha ha ha. super funny, yo.
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Male 694
jesus christ, i swear this has been posted on here AT LEAST 10 times so far in 2012
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Male 2,855
why "live an eternal life" is never on those lists? goddamn emos
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Male 23
Things to do before I die:
1. Outlast the Chuck Norris meme.
2. Find whoever posted this and weep for them
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Male 3,894
this is such an awful post.
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Female 2,672
he`s an old ginger dude who had a kinda cool tv show. move on
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Female 313
Lame.
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Male 15,510
- Internet Meme
- Song
- Internet Meme
- Song
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Male 25,416
Well the answer was.... sauron let the dogs out, Chuck norris is awaiting you at mordor and the gates are open so you can simply walk in, Once you get in mordor and defeat chuck norris, you can then give the ring to Mchammer by the way of touching him, man to man. :P Truth is, u would never defeat chuck norris
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Male 1,048
Well I know who let the dogs out. It was their mothers. The song is about ugly bitches out about on the piss
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Female 3,727
@Tommy2x4: Doesn`t matter, I`m Chuck Norris and that trumps everything you`ve done and ever will do until you die.

SCORE!
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Male 3,472
Let`s see, I`ve smoked two joints in the morning, I`ve had three ways, the cool kind and the not so cool kind, I`ve sailed in five of the Seven Seas, I`ve let the cows out, I tended bar to a room full of cows, I stood on top of the Great Pyramid, I drove to the top of Equinox Mountain, I swam in, drank from and caught my breakfast in the Battenkill, I`ve loved and lost, I`ve met Dom DeLouise, Willy Nelson, and Michael J. Fox twenty years ago, I swam at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba...
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Female 3,727
@Gerry: I`ve had lunch with old Di, she`s quite boring.

And I didn`t want to let the cat out of the bag but I AM CHUCK NORRIS! Lostinkorea is just my pseudonym. Now that my secret is out, IAB will cease to exist.

Goodbye
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Male 108
@nubblins:

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Female 1,566
No, this is a list written by some fifteen year old on Myspace who just discovered memes.
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Male 37,888

I`ve done most of what was on my Bucket List.
Some is impossible, like dinner with Princess Dianna. Others I don`t want to do anymore, like sex with John Travolta. {Yeah, he`s fat now but when he was young - WOW!}

I would still like to meet His Holiness the Lord of Light and Ocean of Wisdom the VIV Dalai Lama.



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Male 7,585
I have touched MC Hammer, and I believe I can survive a kick from Chuck Norris. I may no longer wish to live, but I think he will make me anyway.
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Female 1,743
Who did let the goddamn dogs out?
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Female 8,044
Link: Things To Do Before I Die [Pic] [Rate Link] - A very well thought out bucket list.
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