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Date: 04/06/12 10:03 AM

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  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 9:06 am
    Link: Things To Do Before I Die - A very well thought out bucket list.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 10:08 am
    Who did let the goddamn dogs out?
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 10:15 am
    I have touched MC Hammer, and I believe I can survive a kick from Chuck Norris. I may no longer wish to live, but I think he will make me anyway.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 10:25 am

    I`ve done most of what was on my Bucket List.
    Some is impossible, like dinner with Princess Dianna. Others I don`t want to do anymore, like sex with John Travolta. {Yeah, he`s fat now but when he was young - WOW!}

    I would still like to meet His Holiness the Lord of Light and Ocean of Wisdom the VIV Dalai Lama.

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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 10:34 am
    No, this is a list written by some fifteen year old on Myspace who just discovered memes.
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    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 11:32 am

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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    @Gerry: I`ve had lunch with old Di, she`s quite boring.

    And I didn`t want to let the cat out of the bag but I AM CHUCK NORRIS! Lostinkorea is just my pseudonym. Now that my secret is out, IAB will cease to exist.

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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    Let`s see, I`ve smoked two joints in the morning, I`ve had three ways, the cool kind and the not so cool kind, I`ve sailed in five of the Seven Seas, I`ve let the cows out, I tended bar to a room full of cows, I stood on top of the Great Pyramid, I drove to the top of Equinox Mountain, I swam in, drank from and caught my breakfast in the Battenkill, I`ve loved and lost, I`ve met Dom DeLouise, Willy Nelson, and Michael J. Fox twenty years ago, I swam at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba...
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    @Tommy2x4: Doesn`t matter, I`m Chuck Norris and that trumps everything you`ve done and ever will do until you die.

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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    Well I know who let the dogs out. It was their mothers. The song is about ugly bitches out about on the piss
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    Well the answer was.... sauron let the dogs out, Chuck norris is awaiting you at mordor and the gates are open so you can simply walk in, Once you get in mordor and defeat chuck norris, you can then give the ring to Mchammer by the way of touching him, man to man. :P Truth is, u would never defeat chuck norris
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    - Internet Meme
    - Song
    - Internet Meme
    - Song
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    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    he`s an old ginger dude who had a kinda cool tv show. move on
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    this is such an awful post.
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    merrdank Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    Things to do before I die:
    1. Outlast the Chuck Norris meme.
    2. Find whoever posted this and weep for them
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm
    why "live an eternal life" is never on those lists? goddamn emos
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    jesus christ, i swear this has been posted on here AT LEAST 10 times so far in 2012
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    ha ha ha ha ha ha. super funny, yo.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    I`d save that 3rd item till last, just to be on the safe side.
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    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 7:20 am
    so, so lame..
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    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 8:03 am
    That`s so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
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    shtsqud Male 30-39
    55 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    Chuck Norris is a douche

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