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Date: 04/07/12 10:45 AM

24 Responses to Things That Seem Totally Normal When Living Alone

  1. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    Link: Things That Seem Totally Normal When Living Alone - Still not as weird as when a guy live alone though.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:16 am
    yawn
  3. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:26 am
    Based on how she prepared her salad, I`d say odds are good she`ll Silverstone her kid someday.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:27 am
    I still do all of that, and I don`t live alone. Deal with it.
  5. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Could have been better.
  6. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    Well that was annoying.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm
    meh.. so much better things could have been mentioned for living alone
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 2:36 pm
    I have totally done the carrot chop up and the "Jeremiah was a Bullfrog".
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    never close the door again...
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 5:27 pm
    forgot masterbating in the loungeroom ... walking around nude all the time should have been there also
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 5:28 pm
    Moments were funny, but it was a disjointed kind of funny.
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    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Good tips there. Never tried the chicken thing.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    On the other hand, there are things you do when you don`t live alone you`d never do if you did. Like peeing in the kitchen sink because the won`t get out of the damn bathroom.
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    ShudBWorking Male 18-29
    86 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    Most of these were "if married without kids" as well.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 11:08 pm
    "On the other hand, there are things you do when you don`t live alone you`d never do if you did. Like peeing in the kitchen sink because the won`t get out of the damn bathroom."

    I have found another reason to be glad I`m not Gerry`s BF (besides the obvious).
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 7:18 am
    ...all she needed was a cat or three...
  17. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 10:36 am
    o:-)
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    so basically being a student...
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    wow, that dude has issues like woah
  20. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 5:59 pm
    that awkward moment when you figure out you clicked on some related videos in the Youtube thingy and "commented" on one, but you`re still on the IAB page.
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    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    When will girls understand the art of making a good fart joke?
  22. Profile photo of mrsdoctorwho
    mrsdoctorwho Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 9, 2012 at 2:01 am
    I do some of those things and I don`t live alone...
  23. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 9, 2012 at 4:06 am
    So basically add +naked to all of that and it becomes significantly more valid.
  24. Profile photo of theferret
    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    April 9, 2012 at 11:36 pm
    on one of the days that i work, the place is closed and i`m the only one there. i never close the bathroom door on those days.

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