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Date: 04/19/12 06:12 AM

33 Responses to The WTF Of The Day: The Butter Dance?

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    April 18, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    Link: The WTF Of The Day: The Butter Dance? - Goddamn avant garde art students--you just know this was somehow subsidized by your tax dollars.
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    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:21 am
    The WFT eh
  3. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:30 am
    Why did they clap?


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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:33 am
    really...? clapping...?
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:45 am

    Well that was bizarre!
    But I liked her in her Geico commercials.


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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:37 am
    I liked it.
  7. Profile photo of DinVen
    DinVen Male 30-39
    390 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:40 am
    So much of your tax dollars go to funding the arts (not that this example is art by a long shot). If only our tax dollars would go to funding the biggest war machine this planet has ever seen..
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:47 am
    And all they had to do was promise she could eat the leftovers.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 8:00 am
    Worth every penny
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 8:00 am
    I liked the part where the hungry kids cried.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 8:02 am
    "If only our tax dollars would go to funding the biggest war machine this planet has ever seen.."

    That war machine stops the free world from falling into chaos fool.

    Maybe we could take the funding away from this, and fund the space program.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 8:18 am
    Hahaha !!! Oleo-ho !!
  13. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 8:51 am
    Everyone in that room should be slapped.
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    xelous Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2012 at 9:00 am
    When you`re too fat to be a hula dancer, get yourself a black dress and some butter
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 19, 2012 at 9:20 am

    They used to do this all the time at county fairs.
    You know, try to catch the greased pig.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:37 am
    Since when did we start showing porn on IAB?
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:48 am
    Hover your mouse over the streaming bar on the video and move it between 0:35 and 1:19 XD
    Mr Bean dance
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:19 am
    LOL@#:24! Popa PLOP!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:19 am
    3:24....
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    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:58 am
    Worst "So, You Think You can Dance" Audition EVER!
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2382 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:58 am
    20 glorious minutes.
  22. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 11:38 am
    You guys are all so culturally insensitive. She is performing in the Olapa Ha`a (aka, hula) dance tradition. Her every move is choreographed to tell a story. A transcription of her "hula speak" follows below.

    0:10-2:00: I LOVE BUTTER. DANG, I REALLY NEED TO GO ON A DIET. I`VE GOTTA STOP THOSE LATE-NITE DENNY`S RUNS. BUTTER IS SLIPPERY!

    2:01-3:30: DOES THIS DRESS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? SHUT THE HELL UP, WHO ASKED YOU? I WONDER IF IT`S STILL POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET THAT JENNY CRAIG DISCOUNT?

    3:31-5:00: BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER. PARKAY! HELL NO, IT`S BUTTER, YOU BITCH. YOUR MAMA. YOUR GRANDMAMA! DANG, THIS STUFF IS SLIPPERY.

    5:01-6:00: I WONDER HOW MANY MEN IN THE AUDIENCE ARE GETTING WOOD WATCHING THIS? PIGS! MEN ARE ALL PIGS. YOU KNOW, THIS ROUTINE WOULD SMELL A WHOLE LOT BETTER IF I WERE TO ADD SOME CINNAMON.

    6:01-6:11: THANK YOU. DVDS OF THIS PERFORMANCE ARE AVAILABLE FOR $19.99 ON MY WEBSITE, HULABUTTERGIRL.COM.
  23. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    that was......fattening.
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    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:11 pm
    It speaks to me |-(
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    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    That is clearly margarine... nasty.

    Also, her eyes right before she is going to fall. lol!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    After this was over, I`ll bet none of it went to waste.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:53 pm
    ugh and this is "art"
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 11:43 pm
    Where is the Pissing in a Can of Beefaroni chick?
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    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    April 20, 2012 at 3:11 am
    if it was butter, whats that, 20 bucks worth? expensive dancing.
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    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    April 20, 2012 at 10:46 am
    That turkey is ready for the oven now.
  31. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    April 20, 2012 at 11:14 am
    um. why couldnt u use margarine??
  32. Profile photo of DethRose
    DethRose Female 18-29
    280 posts
    April 20, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    Butter has its revenge at the end she dies by high cholesterol.
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 7:00 am
    I wonder how many people saw her cooter.

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