The WTF Of The Day: The Butter Dance?

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Weird

Goddamn avant garde art students--you just know this was somehow subsidized by your tax dollars.
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Female 846
I wonder how many people saw her cooter.
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Female 280
Butter has its revenge at the end she dies by high cholesterol.
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Female 1,893
um. why couldnt u use margarine??
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Male 195
That turkey is ready for the oven now.
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Male 514
if it was butter, whats that, 20 bucks worth? expensive dancing.
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Male 835
Where is the Pissing in a Can of Beefaroni chick?
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Male 2,384
ugh and this is "art"
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Male 15,832
After this was over, I`ll bet none of it went to waste.
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Female 178
That is clearly margarine... nasty.

Also, her eyes right before she is going to fall. lol!
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Male 735
It speaks to me |-(
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Female 4,408
that was......fattening.
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Male 6,227
You guys are all so culturally insensitive. She is performing in the Olapa Ha`a (aka, hula) dance tradition. Her every move is choreographed to tell a story. A transcription of her "hula speak" follows below.

0:10-2:00: I LOVE BUTTER. DANG, I REALLY NEED TO GO ON A DIET. I`VE GOTTA STOP THOSE LATE-NITE DENNY`S RUNS. BUTTER IS SLIPPERY!

2:01-3:30: DOES THIS DRESS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? SHUT THE HELL UP, WHO ASKED YOU? I WONDER IF IT`S STILL POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET THAT JENNY CRAIG DISCOUNT?

3:31-5:00: BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER. PARKAY! HELL NO, IT`S BUTTER, YOU BITCH. YOUR MAMA. YOUR GRANDMAMA! DANG, THIS STUFF IS SLIPPERY.

5:01-6:00: I WONDER HOW MANY MEN IN THE AUDIENCE ARE GETTING WOOD WATCHING THIS? PIGS! MEN ARE ALL PIGS. YOU KNOW, THIS ROUTINE WOULD SMELL A WHOLE LOT BETTER IF I WERE TO ADD SOME CINNAMON.

6:01-6:11: THANK YOU. DVDS OF THIS PERFORMANCE ARE AVAILABLE FOR $19.99 ON MY WEBSITE, HULABUTTERGIRL.COM.
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Male 168
Worst "So, You Think You can Dance" Audition EVER!
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Male 10,338
3:24....
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Male 10,338
[email protected]#:24! Popa PLOP!
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Male 5,413
Hover your mouse over the streaming bar on the video and move it between 0:35 and 1:19 XD
Mr Bean dance
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Male 987
Since when did we start showing porn on IAB?
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Male 39,893

They used to do this all the time at county fairs.
You know, try to catch the greased pig.
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Male 2,513
When you`re too fat to be a hula dancer, get yourself a black dress and some butter
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Male 2,694
Everyone in that room should be slapped.
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Male 1,810
Hahaha !!! Oleo-ho !!
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Male 10,338
"If only our tax dollars would go to funding the biggest war machine this planet has ever seen.."

That war machine stops the free world from falling into chaos fool.

Maybe we could take the funding away from this, and fund the space program.
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Male 1,949
I liked the part where the hungry kids cried.
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Female 2,549
Worth every penny
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Male 1,239
And all they had to do was promise she could eat the leftovers.
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Male 390
So much of your tax dollars go to funding the arts (not that this example is art by a long shot). If only our tax dollars would go to funding the biggest war machine this planet has ever seen..
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Male 657
I liked it.
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Male 39,893

Well that was bizarre!
But I liked her in her Geico commercials.


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Male 977
really...? clapping...?
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Male 10,338
Why did they clap?


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Male 270
The WFT eh
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Male 1,620
Link: The WTF Of The Day: The Butter Dance? [Rate Link] - Goddamn avant garde art students--you just know this was somehow subsidized by your tax dollars.
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