The Tender Lover: Asian Sex Machine (NSFW)

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Complete with a "Zoidberg claw" attachment! Make love not war. NSFW!!!
There are 21 comments:
Male 168
It should be the Tender LovEE, not LovER.
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Female 914
wait, I have to stand up for it. hell no, not in Murica!
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Male 677
@I-IS-BORED
Hell, I`ll buy her one if she lets me operate it.
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Male 2,419
kitteh9lives wants IAB to buy her one
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Male 718
the other guy doesnt look to happy lol..
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Male 571
Nothing about that thing seems tender.
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Female 2,674
ledzeppeloyd, I coooulldd be wrong, but based on the accents and on the guy`s last name, I`m pretty sure they`re Korean and not Japanese :P
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Male 25,416
Ok that was definately random
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Male 1,950
Put a cat at the end of it and get on the evening news, wearing shiny handcuffs.
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Male 2,384
yea the japanese lead the pack with weird sexual fetishes
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Male 1,341
Put a needle on the end and you have an over-sized tattoo gun.
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Female 2,674
Like shupeo man!
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Male 3,061
WHEW! I needed a good laugh. I couldn`t get passed the balls gyrating.
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Male 3,894
Put a hammer on it and you`ve got a helpful construction tool
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Male 38,459

He turned a jack hammer on end and claims it`s some big "invention".
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Female 737
Put a tooth brush at the end and you have the cleanest teeth ever.


(I`m interested in the Zoidberg claw. That looked... intense.)
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Female 7,866
I take it when he finds out about The Rabbit he will commit suicide?
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Male 761
Put chisel on the end and you have a great wood carving tool
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Male 531
or put a peeler on the end and you have an epic kitchen utility
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Male 5,413
Replace the end with a knife and you have an efficient stabbing machine.
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Female 8,044
Link: The Tender Lover: Asian Sex Machine (NSFW) [Rate Link] - Complete with a `Zoidberg claw` attachment! Make love not war. NSFW!!!
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