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Date: 04/10/12 10:19 AM

21 Responses to The Tender Lover: Asian Sex Machine (NSFW)

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:34 am
    Link: The Tender Lover: Asian Sex Machine (NSFW) - Complete with a `Zoidberg claw` attachment! Make love not war. NSFW!!!
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 10:33 am
    Replace the end with a knife and you have an efficient stabbing machine.
  3. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 10:35 am
    or put a peeler on the end and you have an epic kitchen utility
  4. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 10:45 am
    Put chisel on the end and you have a great wood carving tool
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7556 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 11:01 am
    I take it when he finds out about The Rabbit he will commit suicide?
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 11:05 am
    Put a tooth brush at the end and you have the cleanest teeth ever.


    (I`m interested in the Zoidberg claw. That looked... intense.)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 11:42 am

    He turned a jack hammer on end and claims it`s some big "invention".
  8. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    Put a hammer on it and you`ve got a helpful construction tool
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    WHEW! I needed a good laugh. I couldn`t get passed the balls gyrating.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    Like shupeo man!
  11. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 3:58 pm
    Put a needle on the end and you have an over-sized tattoo gun.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    yea the japanese lead the pack with weird sexual fetishes
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    Put a cat at the end of it and get on the evening news, wearing shiny handcuffs.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    Ok that was definately random
  15. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    ledzeppeloyd, I coooulldd be wrong, but based on the accents and on the guy`s last name, I`m pretty sure they`re Korean and not Japanese :P
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 2:41 am
    Nothing about that thing seems tender.
  17. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 2:48 am
    the other guy doesnt look to happy lol..
  18. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 5:32 am
    kitteh9lives wants IAB to buy her one
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 11:45 am
    @I-IS-BORED
    Hell, I`ll buy her one if she lets me operate it.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    wait, I have to stand up for it. hell no, not in Murica!
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    rnwood Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    It should be the Tender LovEE, not LovER.

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