The Real Reason Darth Vader Killed Obi Wan [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Makes perfect sense....
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Male 316
wasn`t obiwan the guy who cut off his legs and let him burn to death in fire.. forcing him to become darth vader...and lose his wife.

I really think he had it comming. oh also for not visiting until his kid showed up. Thats just rude.
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Female 4,086
i think obi threw off the hood when they started saber fighting. (yes, i`m a nerd)
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Male 1,059
Wait, was Obi Wan the 6`2" thug who broke Vader`s nose, slammed his head on the ground repeatedly and then said "you`re gonna die now"? I was wondering who did that?!?!

Well, sounds like a clear-cut case of self-defense to me.
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Male 183
oh and for the people that don`t get this, it`s actually referring to the florida lawyer that said something along the lines of "I urge black and latino parents to not let their kids wear hoodies because it makes them look more suspicious/intimidating/like they`re up to no good" on the news, which is an absolutely ridiculous statement
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Male 183
@fwoggie2 the reason he hasn`t been charged is because he claims that his wellbeing was threatened which, under florida law, allows him to use lethal force if he has to. because trayvon is dead, the cops have no choice but to believe that he felt threatened enough to use lethal force. Isn`t there an investigation going on about it though? I haven`t really been following it that much I just know a little bit about the law that allows him to just walk. To me it still seems like a racist killing though just based on the little bit that I`ve read about it.
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Male 1,239
This isn`t even accurate. It wasn`t because Obi had a hoodie it`s because Vader had his shirt tucked in.
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Male 2,419
except vader has a hood too... that`s why his helmet is shaped like that
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Male 1,803
DShephard - it`s referring to the killing of Trayvon Martin, the Florida hoodie wearing kid that got gunned down by a guy recently that incredibly - at least incredibly for me as a Brit - hasn`t been charged with anything, even though nobody seems to dispute he did it.
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Male 11,740
The joke is already old. Fail.
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Female 235
@ Enjin


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Male 1,595
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What?
I don`t..
Is it an Allusion to a gang violence?
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Male 25,416
i get it... not cool but i get it
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Male 802
That`s a stretch. I don`t know anyone who is angry at the fictional character of Darth Vader for killing that other fictional character.
Even though Vader is a villain in the movies I don`t know that he is disliked by many, unless you want to count the movies where he was played by horrible actors and was not really a villain yet.
If I had to caption this photo I would have said something about how only in Florida or the Death Star is it ok to kill strangers in hoodies. Please try to be more clever next time.
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Male 325
Too soon? NAH.... lol
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Male 145
I don`t get it.
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Male 553
What? Is there something I`m missing? As far as I know, hoodies are pretty standard casual attire.. At least where I live.
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Female 1,181
well, sh*t, so is vader.
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Male 1,832
"I hate it when I click on a "[Pic]" here to be greeted by a picture of text."

Oh no, reading! You poor thing.
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Male 3,909
Well played, Lord Vader...
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Male 10,855
Darth Zimmerman?
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Male 3,445
"I hate it when I click on a "[Pic]" here to be greeted by a picture of text."

I bet you love foreign movies.
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Male 347
I hate it when I click on a "[Pic]" here to be greeted by a picture of text.
Crap gag too imo..
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Male 10,339
YES YES YES!

He had his hood off though.
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Female 8,044
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