The Only Thing A Lesbian Needs... [Pic]

Submitted by: tttaylorrr 4 years ago Funny

This was part of a survey given out at my university. Both answers are wrong!
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Male 1,239
I assume it was supposed to be "stiff." You say it was given out at your Uni but that could be taken well out of context. I assume it was given out by non-faculty? Lastly, it seems someone intentionally wanted people to be forced to pick the answer that labels being lesbians as a choice, perhaps they thought they could subliminally plant the idea there. Lastly, the only thing I personally think lesbians need is a streak of voyeurism and a webcam/net connection but that`s just my opinion.
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Male 840
notorious98: Where is my comment any more moronic than " Don`t forget a pair of Doc Martens and a home in Maine." That should have been a Subaru Forrester and a house in Asheville.
Twit>
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Male 36,400
Thanks @tttaylorrr! Bug your boyfriend to find it online or something.

The bad questions, the spelling errors, poor grammar!! I must see this horrible questionaire!
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Male 735
im sorry to say this but no one is ever going to take lesbians seriously...(i don`t care what your sexual orientation is though!)
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Male 2,436
Wow. This was really, really, really stupid.

Once again I would like to advocate rating system that goes negative... or at least has a zero.
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Male 12,365
A survey that only allows two choices for answering a question, both of which are wrong...was it intended as an elaborate trolling?
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Male 440
"Stiff", not "still"
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Male 151
@scheckydamon

You are a moron.
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Male 151
@Gerry

Don`t forget a pair of Doc Martens and a home in Maine.
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Female 2,602
[quote]If lesbians don`t need men, why are most of their toys shaped like d*i*c*k*s.[/quote]

1) You can`t have seen many sex toys.

2) That category of item is the *reason* they don`t need men, stupid - the only thing he might have added, they`ve already got a serviceable alternative for.
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Female 349
@scheckydamon- That doesn`t make sense.
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Female 90
i go to Eastern Illinois University. my boyfriend was actually the one who took this survey and he sent me this picture; it was for men on sexual knowledge something-or-other, idk. i should this to my best friend (who is a lesbian) and she was mad, lol.
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Female 2,602

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Male 37,888

The correct answer is

C: A flannel shirt & tool belt.
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Male 3,842
Ignoring the nonsensical Lesbian question, since there is no correct answer, look at the next one: "If you are chosen for fight," -- I don`t know the rest of it but I think the answer is "If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight."
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Male 840
If lesbians don`t need men, why are most of their toys shaped like d*i*c*k*s.
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Male 2,030
Concur Re: *stiff
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Male 36,400
"If you are chosen for fight,"

Either fake of from another language.

Waht? @tttaylorrr! Post the whole thing! Don`t tease us, lolz!
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Male 1,418
It`s like that comedy bit I saw on an old episode of Just for Laughs "Should lesbians be allowed to use dildos? They made their choice"
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Male 886
still rooster eh? The university survey is bigoted and imo had nothing to do with any university officials.
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Male 11,740
The second half of A is the closest thing to making sense on that survey. With such progressive thinking, it must be a college near the Bible Belt.
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Male 5,413
"Chosen"
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Female 2,602
[quote]I think they meant *stiff.[/quote]

Thanks. That makes more sense, and I`d never have got that intention in a million years.
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Male 324
What the heck kind of survey is this? I think maybe your university teaches surveys wrong.
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Female 8,044
I think they meant *stiff.
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Female 2,602
I don`t even understand what is meant by the phrase "good, still".
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Female 90
Link: The Only Thing A Lesbian Needs... [Pic] [Rate Link] - This was part of a survey given out at my university. Both answers are wrong!
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