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Date: 04/19/12 10:01 AM

27 Responses to The Only Thing A Lesbian Needs… [Pic]

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    tttaylorrr Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:36 am
    Link: The Only Thing A Lesbian Needs... - This was part of a survey given out at my university. Both answers are wrong!
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:06 am
    I don`t even understand what is meant by the phrase "good, still".
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:10 am
    I think they meant *stiff.
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    Howler81 Male 30-39
    321 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:11 am
    What the heck kind of survey is this? I think maybe your university teaches surveys wrong.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:13 am
    I think they meant *stiff.

    Thanks. That makes more sense, and I`d never have got that intention in a million years.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:19 am
    "Chosen"
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:46 am
    The second half of A is the closest thing to making sense on that survey. With such progressive thinking, it must be a college near the Bible Belt.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 11:41 am
    still rooster eh? The university survey is bigoted and imo had nothing to do with any university officials.
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 11:51 am
    It`s like that comedy bit I saw on an old episode of Just for Laughs "Should lesbians be allowed to use dildos? They made their choice"
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 11:53 am
    "If you are chosen for fight,"

    Either fake of from another language.

    Waht? @tttaylorrr! Post the whole thing! Don`t tease us, lolz!
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    Concur Re: *stiff
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    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    677 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    If lesbians don`t need men, why are most of their toys shaped like d*i*c*k*s.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    Ignoring the nonsensical Lesbian question, since there is no correct answer, look at the next one: "If you are chosen for fight," -- I don`t know the rest of it but I think the answer is "If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    The correct answer is

    C: A flannel shirt & tool belt.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 2:32 pm

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    tttaylorrr Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    i go to Eastern Illinois University. my boyfriend was actually the one who took this survey and he sent me this picture; it was for men on sexual knowledge something-or-other, idk. i should this to my best friend (who is a lesbian) and she was mad, lol.
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    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    @scheckydamon- That doesn`t make sense.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 2:50 pm
    If lesbians don`t need men, why are most of their toys shaped like d*i*c*k*s.

    1) You can`t have seen many sex toys.

    2) That category of item is the *reason* they don`t need men, stupid - the only thing he might have added, they`ve already got a serviceable alternative for.
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    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    @Gerry

    Don`t forget a pair of Doc Martens and a home in Maine.
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    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    @scheckydamon

    You are a moron.
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    Shelworth Male 50-59
    384 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    "Stiff", not "still"
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    A survey that only allows two choices for answering a question, both of which are wrong...was it intended as an elaborate trolling?
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    Wow. This was really, really, really stupid.

    Once again I would like to advocate rating system that goes negative... or at least has a zero.
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    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 5:59 pm
    im sorry to say this but no one is ever going to take lesbians seriously...(i don`t care what your sexual orientation is though!)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    Thanks @tttaylorrr! Bug your boyfriend to find it online or something.

    The bad questions, the spelling errors, poor grammar!! I must see this horrible questionaire!
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    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    677 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:28 pm
    notorious98: Where is my comment any more moronic than " Don`t forget a pair of Doc Martens and a home in Maine." That should have been a Subaru Forrester and a house in Asheville.
    Twit>
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    April 20, 2012 at 8:28 am
    I assume it was supposed to be "stiff." You say it was given out at your Uni but that could be taken well out of context. I assume it was given out by non-faculty? Lastly, it seems someone intentionally wanted people to be forced to pick the answer that labels being lesbians as a choice, perhaps they thought they could subliminally plant the idea there. Lastly, the only thing I personally think lesbians need is a streak of voyeurism and a webcam/net connection but that`s just my opinion.

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