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Date: 04/04/12 11:00 AM

26 Responses to The Levels Of Humiliation Man Suffers For Ass [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:04 am
    They made him their biatch
  2. Profile photo of Trillian42
    Trillian42 Female 18-29
    357 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:05 am
    Obviously these women have no plans to give any up. If she were interested she`d be jumping it to impress him... or b/c it`s not at all far.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:22 am
    Friend zone for life.
  4. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:28 am
    He is an ass. A dumb ass that won`t be getting any ass.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:31 am

    A real man would have swept her up in his arms and jumped acrossed Then stole a kiss before putting her down.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:36 am
    freddyferret
    Male, 40-49, Midwest US
    7684 Posts Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:28:36 AM
    He is an ass. A dumb ass that won`t be getting any ass.
    ______

    You are wise.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:43 am
    Jump biatch,jump! Is just a gap of 70cm.
  8. Profile photo of Forplay2k
    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    648 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 11:59 am
    For all you little tough guy`s out there it`s called Chivalry (gallant or distinguished gentlemen). o:-)
    Although the guy should be helping and just watching. But for some reason I feel the picture has been cropped.
  9. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    Gerry nailed it. Yes, helping the ladies across is the thing to do. Laying down and being walked on is another story, unless he`s paying for it. Wait...are they in Japan?
  10. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    This man has gone from the "friend zone" to the "convenient inanimate object" zone.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    Some people would pay to have a lovely lady do that to them.

    He was likely just taking advantage of the opportunity like a true foot fetishist.
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7463 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    Can honestly say I have never humiliated myself for ass. I have however humiliated others for it, and I do not apologize for that.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    Well.... he has to learn that girls will walk all over you. Just have to accept it.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    friend zone level: never getting it.
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    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    Wow, he`s not even in the friend zone anymore. Idk what zone this is, but its population is him and that chick`s couch.
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    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Holy poo that guy is amazing.
  17. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    She can`t jump across a three foot gap?
  18. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm
    I wonder what his rental fee per hour is... but I agree he ain`t hitting that, but I bet he thinks this will work... cause if he was hitting that he would be like meh jump bit(h...
  19. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    Doesn`t matter; had sex.
  20. Profile photo of Ol_Drippy
    Ol_Drippy Male 40-49
    65 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    I think it`s the new high fashon "man" shoes. She just lost one. Or, it`s a third world colonoscopy.
  21. Profile photo of ElijaBlack
    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 6:25 pm
    friend zone
  22. Profile photo of Lardcarcass
    Lardcarcass Male 40-49
    254 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 7:44 pm
    I`d a planked on my back, just in case I might get a little foot action on my junk.
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 3:24 am
    Couldn`t that girl just have stepped across that metre wide gap ?
  24. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 3:42 am
    "I think it`s the new high fashon "man" shoes. She just lost one. Or, it`s a third world colonoscopy."

    Yes, that left foot is clearly in the `stinky slipper`.
  25. Profile photo of j_dizzek_27
    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 10:32 pm
    OP: yup, I can attest to it. I was not happy the day I found out I fell for a trick...long story. (PS. Didn`t get it.)

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