The Christian Side Hug: This Is A Real Thing? [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Weird

According to Wikipedia it is.
There are 45 comments:
Female 55
I`m originally from the bible belt, so I`m way too familiar with the side-hug. It`s usually young born-again types who do this crap. Oddly enough, it was a minister who taught me how a "proper" hug is done (right arm up, left arm down, three pats on the back)
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Male 340
This is the hilarious thing: Hardcore Christians are so sexually repressed that they are the only ones to over-sexualize stupid poo like a HUG. People with healthy sex lives can hug people without having an anxiety attack. Probably the same reason so many priests just can`t stay away from the choir boys..
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Male 18
I side hug, I`m not a christian...I just don`t like to touch people.
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Male 876
Yes, yes... `Breast to Armpit` temptations will be the downfall of us all.
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Male 2,850
5cats: "So yeah, what exactly is wrong with a LITTLE self-control?"

Except it doesn`t seem to be ABOUT self-control: they`re saying that you have NO self-control, and would be unable to resist wild fornication if you so much as gently brushed up against a breast.

What this IS about is THEM wanting to control you...because they don`t think you HAVE any self-control.

That`s why it`s fubar.

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Female 36
lol @ jtrebowski
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Male 5,811
@5cats: Just so you know, saying that muslims are worse doesn`t mean that christians don`t worry about this slippery-slope to licentious revelry, which is a total joke. Look at studies and anyone can see that abstinence-only education programs don`t do anything to prevent sex. Although, I have to admit, a good face-to-face hug always seems to get a 3/4 chub going. :-P
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Male 3,369
Had this friend, Mary. She front hugged some guy and got preggo. She had to raise the kid with another guy, Joey. The son, Jesus, grew up and was murdered and everyone still wont stop talking about them. PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
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Female 3,696
Welllll, okay.... but y`all better be Christian, I`m trying to making a point here!

@Lostinkorea <3 Ty!!!
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Male 3,369
5cats: "So yeah, what exactly is wrong with a LITTLE self-control? Modesty? No Christian ever demanded you wear a burka..."

Well, they do make it a "habit" of wearing a black dress should you decide to devote yourself to God. Also, your scenario about Muslim men raping women doesn`t hold water to the problem with Christian men raping boys in the church.
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Female 6,381
I would think that just as important would be the SAME SEX Christian side hug, lest the greeting of a dear friend one hasn`t seen in a long time be misconstrued as a homosexual contact, thereby necessitating an emergency exorcism.
Just sayin`.
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Male 40,756
*resists urge to lecture @dirtysteve*

Why am I in such a foul mood tonight? @madest is resigning/ being fired! I had a pleasent evening with friends...

Anyhow, @steve: 200 years ago the Christian Church were jerks, I agree.
TODAY the Muslims rape and kill women, in the name of Allah, as they have since the time of Muhammed! It`s in their history books ffs!
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Male 2,389
drat. this explains so much..
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Female 7
http://youtu.be/m_Oj0-splZw It`s a song too.
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Male 5,413
Gimmie that Christian side hug.
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Male 373
`So yeah, what exactly is wrong with a LITTLE self-control? Modesty? No Christian ever demanded you wear a burka...`
Maybe not a burka, and not so much now that their power has waned, but, by drat the stricter ones would cover us all up if they could.
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Male 40,756
[quote]I`d love to know why "Christians" are more easily tempted by contact than atheists or agnostics.[/quote]
Nevermind that @jtrebowski, what about Muslims?

Oh... My... Allah! Look at that ANKLE! What a slut, she`s just asking to get raped!!!
*goes ahead and rapes woman*
*woman goes to prison, man goes free*

So yeah, what exactly is wrong with a LITTLE self-control? Modesty? No Christian ever demanded you wear a burka...
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Male 1,735
Nothing gets me hornier than a little side boob action.
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 321
@mon360

Coming from someone who was raised religious... he`s completely right.
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Female 1,478
haha, "trigger"
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Male 145
@mon360

Ha! The irony.
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Male 438
Reminds me of the chastity contracts.

"I gave my word to stop at third."

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Male 735
@TKD Master
don`t be ignorant!
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Male 4,793
good god religion is stupid. OH MY GOD DON`T TOUCH WOMEN IT WILL LEAD TO SIN AND A BABY AND THEN HELL FOR ALL OF YOU OMG OMG OMG. Bunch of nut jobs.
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Female 4,438
the best way to avoid the overwhelming temptation you get during a normal hug to have crazy sex with whomever it happens to be on the spot. happens all the time to me...way to go christians, another progressive idea!
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Male 1,284

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Male 5,094
Swaywithme: Yay for tackle hugs!
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Male 1,931
I hate when I go in for a hug with somebody and they turn their body for just a side hug.
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Female 3,726
LOL @ swaywithme!!! I like the new pic!
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Male 5,021
As long as people are hugging all is well.
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Male 1,239
There`s nothing "wrong" with it but imo it`s a wrong approach. Avoiding temptation altogether does nothing for the bettering of the person. Do this all your life and the first time a girls answers the door naked and asks you to come in (pun semi intended and this has actually happened to me once) or some other situation out of their control they have no true learned self control and will likely fail to make a good choice. It`s more important to control yourself and discipline your mind than to avoid things `just in case`.

tldr; Goodness isn`t defined by a lack of temptation but by the conquering of oneself and their temptation. -Confus... oh wait, nope, that was me.
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Male 500
Oh yes, that`s what I get when I get on the phone whilst typing a witty comment.
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Male 3,369
I`d love to know why "Christians" are more easily tempted by contact than atheists or agnostics.
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Male 500
@swaywithme: Prepare yourself, a flood of sidehug requests coming your way shortly.

Starting with me. xD
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Male 6,077



"Upside-Down-Hug": Also avoiding the dreaded mouth-to-mouth and crotch-to-crotch temptations.
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Male 6,077
@ Swaywithme,
Just looked at your close-up pic and I have to tell you...a lot of guys are gonna want to take you up on that threat, Babe!
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Male 103
Damn Cats beat me :(
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Male 103
Hey Sway...wanna Christian Side hug?....
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Male 40,756
@Swaywithme: WOO-HOO! Oh, may I have a Christian Side Hug plz?

Yes it`s a real thing. I see nothing at all `wrong` with it.
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Female 583
It`s a real thing: Linkage
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Male 1,558
The "no control" religion
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Male 1,008
ok today is not going to be a good day at IAB
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Female 3,696
If anyone ever asks to `Christian Side Hug` me, I`m going to tackle hug and dry hump the [email protected]$#%# out of them. No joke.
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Male 20,915
Link: The Christian Side Hug: This Is A Real Thing? [Pic [Rate Link] - According to Wikipedia it is.
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