Teenage Exorcists: Girls Trained to Fight Demons

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Weird
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Young women in Texas are graduates of exorcism training run by a preacher....please tell me this is a joke.
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Female 737
I know this is horrible because two of those girls are under aged.... but I kind of want to see a porno spoofing this. A man who is into this getting a boner during one of these exorcisms, blames it on the demon, and then the girls have to summon the demon by collecting his seed... Have the dad in the back round watching.
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Male 1,810
This has Kardashians-style reality tv written all over it....
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Female 1,478
They did a report about this on T.V. here a while back.. Usually I don`t laugh at such things at first; I try to see their side of it. But the video they showed was just HILARIOUS. It reminded me of how I played The Chronicles of Narnia at recess when I was 9.
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Female 1,203
reality TV Shows! Of course! God will approve of that money making scheme, I assure you.
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Male 15,832
They could exercise my demon.
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(And just in case you`re wondering, I spelled it that way on purpose.)
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Male 15,187
Aww, christians, they`re so adorable.
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Male 1,558
and cavemen existed with dinosaurs. Stupid people
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Male 40,382
Wait... wait:
Are they... CHARLIES ANGELS???

BWAAAAhahahahahaa!!!
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Male 25,417
Well at least its a good way to meet people
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Male 22
Bob Larson is a kook, and he`s been at this sort of thing for years. At one point he claimed to not believe in things like "exorcism." I`ve read one or two of his books from the 70`s that I found in an old church library years ago. He was just as crazy then. Think along the lines of that Rapture in May guy. Just an idiot who`s convinced his idiot daughter and her idiot friends to tag along in his idiocy.
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Male 2,384
and people wonder why im atheist
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Male 2,422
I bet this ends up on TLC. Those non-nice individuals will show anything.
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Male 2,172
I made it all the way up to 1 minute 10 seconds inside the video.

DONE.
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Male 3,482
Personally, I want someone to TRY exorcising me...

I`d love to see what happens when they realize it`s not the demons, I`m just a horrible human being, lol. Sure, the voice give me ideas... I mean... Uhh... Never mind.

(I wonder if they operate like the Westboro Baptist Church? Pull enough BS stunts, get enough publicity, start raking in profits.)

(And I agree, I was gonna come in here all comedy guns firing, but those girls aren`t good-looking enough for half of the jokes I had lined up...)
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Female 6,381
Aaaah! They bu-u-u-urn! X-D

Never underestimate the power of self delusion.
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Male 2,440
[quote]And for the record, That preacher looks like a kid diddler to me.[/quote]
You got that vibe too?
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Male 3,117
There is just something wrong with going around having `The Middle Man`, as a nickname- unless of course, you`re bent that way.
And for the record, That preacher looks like a kid diddler to me.
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Male 2,737
When is it coming to dvd?
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Male 5
Soon enough they will have a show on TruTV. They should call it "Buffy the retarded vampire slayer".
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Male 302
At first I was going to make a bunch of jokes.. then I realized they are fugly.
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Male 10,440
[quote] I`m just a normal girl... [/quote]
No you`re not.

... that video was terrible. It wasn`t sexual in the slightest. I was ready to pretend to be the demon.
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Male 3,908
I fell in to a fit of uncontrollable laughter as soon as they said the first girl was home schooled. I wonder if that means I`m possessed?! He did say at least 50% of the world`s population is so that could be it...
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Male 7,123
Obvious scam.
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Male 143
lmfao i smell a cult
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Male 39,614

If you don`t pay your exorcist
do you get ..... reposessed ?


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Male 39,614
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Male 1,803
Exercising is good for you.
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Male 3,445
Checking her facebook mid-exorcism...
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Male 1,810
If, as a christian, your focus is on this type of thing, well, you`re doing it wrong.......
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Male 2,790
teenage ginger exorcisms, teenage ginger exorcisms....
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Male 4,163
i wasn`t my falt that i had sex with my wife sister i was the Demons in me
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Male 130
GROOMED FOR SEX MORE LIKE LOL
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Male 355
sounds like a bad CBS sitcom pitch
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Male 4,745
Freaking nut bars.
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Male 761
A bit late for April 1st, aren`t we?
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Female 8,043
Link: Teenage Exorcists: Girls Trained to Fight Demons [Rate Link] - Young women in Texas are graduates of exorcism training run by a preacher....please tell me this is a joke.
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