Sh*t Gay Guys Say To Their Cats

Submitted by: piperfawn 4 years ago Funny

One of the most hated memes of 2012 makes a comeback.
There are 16 comments:
Female 178
@1:15 creepy guy face in the glass O.O
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Female 399
Persians are the ugliest effing cats in the world.
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Female 5
"sounds to me like winston might have some upper respiratory issues going on and might need to go see the vet."

That`s what happens when breeders put the look of the cat before it`s health. Persians are bred to have very short nasal passages because it is a desirable trait at shows, but it causes such problems for the poor cat. I wouldn`t support those breeders as they are warping God`s creatures to their own ends.

I talk to my cats constantly, and it`s a nice way to relax and complain about the housework without annoying my spouse. They just sit their and don`t pass judgement back. And they are so cute when they meow in reply :)
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Female 846
sounds to me like winston might have some upper respiratory issues going on and might need to go see the vet.
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Female 4,086
i say the same sort of things to my dogs (greeting them with `hello, my fine young bitches`).
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Male 57
at least the guy was cute
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Female 6
This is horrible. But I laughed when he said bless you, cuz I do the same with my kitties =D
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Male 36,469
KITTIES!!!

Talking to one`s cats is perfectly normal, so there!
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Female 2,674
I say bless you to my cat too :P Also when I know he`s having a nightmare (he whines and his face twitches) I say his name really loudly and happily to wake him from his dream. I learned the hard way that it`s not a good idea to pet a cat to wake them from their nightmare ,_,
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Male 4,294
Some of these guys have no idea how to relate to a cat.
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Female 6,381
So... who was videotaping all this stuff?
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Male 3,364
shifty: "Is it bad that I say "Bless you" to my cat after it sneezes too?"

Lol..no. I do to. Now if you ask your cat to marry you.....
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Male 3,364
Meh...most people talk to their cats, and with a couple of things that actually did sound gay, even I would say most of this stuff.
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Male 311
Is it bad that I say "Bless you" to my cat after it sneezes too?
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Male 37,888

I consider myself somewhat of an expert in these matters, having received my Doctorate in Gay Studies while studying in the backs of dimly lit bars, gymnasium steam rooms and various darkened theatres {I had to get a pell grant just to cover the cost of knee-pads}, and I can state CATegorically that we do not talk to our cats like that.


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Male 5,013
Link: Sh*t Gay Guys Say To Their Cats [Rate Link] - One of the most hated memes of 2012 makes a comeback.
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