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Date: 04/15/12 01:00 PM

25 Responses to Secrets Of A Pick-Up Artist: How To Pick Up Girls!

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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    April 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    Link: Secrets Of A Pick-Up Artist: How To Pick Up Girls! - This is totally working, guys--I suggest everyone should do this. Am I right, ladies?
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    Awful.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 1:50 pm
    No. None of that works in real life. Ever.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I`ve already revealed to the ladies how to get men - Bacon.

    Gentlemen, if you want the ladies attention all you have to do is display a great deal of conspicuous wealth.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    Um...ok. Sure!
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    Why would you be a nerd picking up girls in a club. Usually you won`t find someone you can relate to there.
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    wolladude Male 30-39
    361 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    Be rich, ignore the ladies.....that`s how you get attention
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    When picking up girls, I still prefer the old six-pack grip.
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    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    I`ve read those `pick up artist` books, they would work for picking up women with very low self esteem.
    Also good for picking up women with low self esteem is being a man, and saying hi.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    Yeah, that kind of stuff only works on girls with massive daddy issues..
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 4:16 pm
    I know a fair number of women that can walk into a bar and tell any guy there "O..MAI...GAWD I would totally blow you on the first date" and score. I said that to a girl in the pub once and am permanently banned from that pub :(
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    Littlelo Female 18-29
    150 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 4:35 pm
    Load of crap. I would NOT be amused if someone tried that nonsense on me.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    Ah, is that why guys love to tease me? They are trying to pick me up? I thought they were either being a jerk or trying to be funny.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3143 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    Kain1, this is for picking up women, as in having only a one night stand. If that`s all you`re after, who cares about personality?

    However, I`d like to see one for those of us who want a relationship, that may or may not include sex right off the bat.
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 5:01 pm
    Really? Saying my hair looked like a wig would make me leave the bar altogether... Then I`d go home and cry a lot.
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    LilyLily Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    "No. None of that works in real life. Ever. "

    Because women are not objects and their is no set code to pick them up :| . Aka, There is no konami code for sex, so sorry guys.

    (I know plenty of smart, pretty girls who go to clubs looking for one night stands and the like. We all love to laugh about all the guys trying their best to get in their pants. Some of their, errr, tactics? Leave A LOT to be desired. It`s funny, but the girls kind of get their pick really, not the guys. True facts.

    On the other hand their are plenty of club hoes, not that that`s a bad thing, but it`s really not my scene, who you can buy a drink and you are in. Whatever floats their boat. I suppose all these pick up things may work there? IDK.)
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    Simply.. be nice and listen to them, btw dont be ugly unless you have money
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 6:43 pm
    "Kain1, this is for picking up women, as in having only a one night stand. If that`s all you`re after, who cares about personality? "

    You`re an idiot. Personality is a CRITICAL factor in whether I want to pork someone.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    And why the F*UCK is this sh*it on this site? We really need to clean house with these IAB mods. Get some people in here who actually know something about entertainment.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    @Intrigid: Well, Intrigid, considering the hundreds of links you`ve contributed to this site, I can see why your standards are so high. Stay righteous, dude!
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    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 9:27 pm
    Eaaaauuuuuuughhhhhhhhh.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 10:04 pm
    And why the F*UCK is this sh*it on this site? We really need to clean house with these IAB mods. Get some people in here who actually know something about entertainment.
    Hear, Hear! This site would be much better with fewer posts.

    How `bout some standards, guys?
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    bobdavenport Male 18-29
    42 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 8:23 am

    LilyLily is right, there is no set code.
    But seriously if you guys are out on a night and want to pick up, remember you are trying to sell yourself. 1st rule, its a numbers game. Keep going and eventually you will score.
    2nd, before you do anything, smile. If you have a nice smile on your face, it doesn`t really matter how you look, the ice is broken, and the girl will automatically like you.
    Start off with a compliment, and make it unique. Saying just your shoes are nice doesnt count, make it something interesting. Nice shoes, the peep toe makes them really pop
    Be confident
    Wear a bright shirt and nice shoes. Too many guys wear crappy shoes or white/dark shirts. remember, if your shirt stands out then so do you Be a peacock, stand out from the drunken crowd!
    If a girl doesnt smile, dont waste your time
    If you can, work at the place. gives you the best opportunity to meet girls,and when they are drunk, THEY will hit on you
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    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    Picking up girls is easy; These two factors weigh the most:

    Confidence and humor

    Body language goes under the first one.
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    April 17, 2012 at 12:23 pm
    well bobdavenport, if I`m ever in australia I`ll remember that.

    Do women over there have pouches or something? Like kangaroos? Do you rub their pouches as part of foreplay? Do you put your manhood in their pouches?

    What`s that called? I`d call it `pouching it` if I got to make up a name, but I don`t.

    "Oh no, neither of us have a rubber?!"
    "It`s ok girl, let`s just pouch it tonight."

    I mean, I know the dudes in australia have retractable wieners, like dogs have, rather than being born with foreskins like everyone else, but I`m at least pretty sure the women have pouches...

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