Sarah Jessica Parker Looking Hot In New Jeans [Pic

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny

As a rule of thumb, there can never be enough Sarah Jessica Parker jokes on the Interwebs.
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Male 663
One thing I will say is that her face seems to have changed shape a bit as she`s got older, as you can see here from Hocus Pocus (1993)


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Male 2,220
i dont get it either. with her long legs and distinguished nose, she looks nothing like a horse.


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Male 5,094
Beating a dead horse.
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Male 382
Wrong end of the horse.
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Male 38,480

@ mon360 - no, I`m a homo and we love Carrie Bradshaw.
Also, I was a kid who was a square peg, so I was one of the 5 people who watched her first starring tv role in SQUARE PEGS. Been a fan ever since, I have the restraining order to prove it.

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Male 300
"Has she lost weight? "

Yes. Her carrots and sugar cube diet and patented carriage pulling exercise is a success!
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Male 735
@Gerry1of1 wait, you`re Mathew Broderick?!
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Male 154
Has she lost weight?
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Male 1,068
So bad it`s goooooooood
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Male 37,774
@SarahofBorg: Actually her acting is OK, her looks? ok. Her personality is what I find ucky.
Just fyi, tmi and idk what else.
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Male 510
So true.
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Male 38,480

Y`all need to leave my girl SJP alone.
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Male 1,448
LMAO!
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Male 5,874
If it was a hog, maybe SJ Porker?
or a dog, maybe SJ Barker? (sorry Sarah)
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Female 418
HAhaa tkd
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Male 1,243
lostinkorea: me neither, but I`d bet it`s probably some fad started by some hater or something like that.. but then again, it`s the Internet so y`never know.. could have been started by her. they say any coverage is good coverage..
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Female 3,562
Doesn`t matter how perfect a female celebrity looks, there will always be those who get off on making fun of them to feel better about themselves.
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Male 3,061
These will never get old.
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Male 37,774
Hey, did SJP have her ears shortened? no?

I never gets old!
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Female 3,727
Maybe it`s just me but I still don`t get it....




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Female 1,181
i agree with most everyone else... another horse joke? so original. i`m more bored now.
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Male 206
LOL that is sooo wrong. LOL
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Male 1,832
Actually, no. There were enough SJP jokes last two months ago. It was never funny.
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Male 663
Ugh, did anyone else automatically know it was going to be a photo of a horse?
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Male 2,060
That really puts the "L" in "LOL"
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Male 625
HAHAHA A picture of a horse? Who would`ve guessed it? HAHAHAHA SOOOO FUNNY!!!

*deep sigh*
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Female 2,674
@TKD it`s qt not gt, it`s short for cutie ._.
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Male 5,811
@TKD: littlemissqt is an alt for a mod.
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Male 4,793
lame. she doesnt look like a horse. she`s probably prettier than you, littlemissgt. I can only assume the gt is short for goat. Do you have a goat face?
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Male 6,737
Really?
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Male 85
ha ! i really thought this would be a picture of a horse ! But they got me , its actually Sarah. wow, she is looking a little ridden lately, huh.
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Female 1,338
Link: Sarah Jessica Parker Looking Hot In New Jeans [Pic [Rate Link] - As a rule of thumb, there can never be enough Sarah Jessica Parker jokes on the Interwebs.
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