Reasons To Fear Canada [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

The only solution: Preemptive strike....we"ve trusted them too long, eh?
There are 55 comments:
Female 74
"Never had a `disco phase`"

Ok...sold. I`m calling the moving trucks first thing Monday morning.
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Female 43
The 19 year old drinking age is to entice our youth...
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Male 2,172
"Weiss: 2. Well, it kinda always was French, and is getting less French."

It`s not that we`re getting less french but more that we`re becoming a lot more bilingual... and we often opt musics and tv shows in english. I blame the cheap voice overs and cheesy french canadian musicians who just won`t go away.
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Male 2,172
We had a disco phase...

Ever heard of the RumJacks? Listen to An irish Pub, it`s a good exemple of our disco phase.
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Female 127
*highfive* Canada.
Keep up the peace.
Everyone is so rude here.
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Female 2,415
Yes, we are indestructible and NOTHING in this world can stop our politeness!! Watch out we will come for you!!
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Male 42
2. Well, it kinda always was French, and is getting less French.
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Male 1,810
Nothin` happenin` up here in the attic. Nothin` at all.....


Also, Canada...f*ck yeah !!!
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Male 36,374
One of the ads I see here is for Tim Horton`s, do Americans see it too?
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Female 7
Be afraid. Be very afraid. ಠ_ಠ
*Bites into a Tim Horton`s doughnut*
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Female 3,696
We`re already disguising soldiers as hot models and sneaking them into your beauty pageants. Y`all screwed.
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Male 766
OMG they`re on to us! Hide your women and children and goats! Wait! What? All they want is oil? We gots some uh dat! Wee Hoo I <3 `mercans!
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Male 14,773
Dust off and nuke the entire site from orbit; it`s the only way to be sure.
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Female 1,589
Dang, they`re on to us. ¬____¬
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Female 6,381
We`re huddled up against the US border in an attempt to stay warm in the winter.
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Female 1,478
They`re all robots, I`m pretty sure.
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Male 25,416
fear that which you dont understand
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Male 36,374
Canadian Bacon There`s an "eh" aboot 30 seconds in.
But it`s an American actor saying it. See in the movie "Canadian Bacon" All the American people are played by Canadians, and Canadians by American actors...
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Male 835
Sathon - I know you got most of it in there, but you really, REALLY can`t say enough nice things about Tim Hortons. So I`m bringing it up again.

Timmy Ho`s owns your face - period.
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Male 675
Wasn`t some of this in "Canadian Bacon"?
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Male 6,737
Dear IAB Canucks.

I haven`t come across many Canadians in my time, but everytime I hear someone talking derogetarily about them I hear "eh" being mentioned.

Please supply me a video clip in which a Canadian says "eh" in a sentence.

Thank you.
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Female 4,349
I wish australia was canada, way cooler.
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Male 36,374
vv @Sathon: Words of true wisdom!

vv @patchy, great video clip! It`s an amazingly funny movie, John Candy (rip) is brilliant!
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Male 248
Time to clear up a few points:

1. Most people in Canada do actually mind the province that is mostly French. In fact, we can`t f*cking stand them. Everyone here wishes they would just separate already.

2. Tim Horton`s coffee is f*cking awesome and dirt cheap. Anybody who thinks Starbucks coffee is better is a dirty hipster, and not a true Canadian.

3. Canadians are probably the least polite people I know (and I`ve traveled the world). Except maybe for the British.

4. The RCMP are actually some of the most badass dudes around. You don`t want to f*ck with them.

5. To add to the list: we just just bought a whole bunch of new fighter jets :D

6. We love the United States. Don`t listen to these 12 year olds on the Internet who talk smack about their neighbors to the south all the time. Anyone with half a brain here knows how valuable our friendship with the US is.
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Male 911
I`m not even proud of being American anymore. There is hardly anything in this country to be proud of lately.
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Male 323
"The French owe their country to the Yanks."

France also helped you guys American Revolutionary War
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Male 914
"If you have never been to Tim Hortons, you are missing out! The coffee is WAY better tan Starbucks and priced as if it was a gas station."

You`re a f*cking idiot. Tim Hortons coffee is basically hot water with a splash of coffee, and the coffee grounds have been sitting in a can for at least a few months.

Seriously, saying Tim Hortons coffee is better than Starbucks is like saying McDonald`s burgers is better than homemade patties fresh off the BBQ.
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Male 36,374
Yay! Canada rules!!

I mean, don`t worry y`all Americans, we`re not doing anything sinister up here...
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Male 835
If you have never been to Tim Hortons, you are missing out! The coffee is WAY better tan Starbucks and priced as if it was a gas station. The pastries are excellent, fresh and don`t feel like a ball of grease in your mouth or tummy.

Most of us Tim lovers affectionately refer to it "Timmy Ho`s".
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Male 2,422
Also why do the French always seem anti-American?

The French owe their country to the Yanks.
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Male 835
That and she beat the dogsnot out of me in Halo for years.
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Male 835
I married a Canadian so that when I retire, I can go back to Canadia with her and actually have a Hell`s chance of getting health insurance.
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Male 1,558
Our disco phase was light years better than yours. Euro-pop rules!!
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Male 147
Here`s just one reason you guys don`t have to fear us.

Go back to sleep, America.
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Male 1,595
I for one really enjoy the company of our Northern Neighbors.
Also, the Mounties are hardas*es


Pure harda*s
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Male 423
Bujadh, I think you just signed your death warrant with that last comment.
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Male 6,737
Also why do the Americans always seem anti-French?

Americans owe their country to the Frenchies.
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Male 1,586
@lordfoobar I agree Tim Horton`s is as good as it gets. They have invaded the US and I couldn`t be happier. I wouldn`t be upset if we were overrun by Canada. The Great White North is fantastic.
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Female 409
I am going to live in Canada one day... le sigh.
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Male 2,841
They`re f*ckin french which is reason enough to not fear them at all.
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Male 1,754
Oh 8bit, you really do miss out on the humor. What a twat.
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Male 423
Next time we`ll kick down the front door and pop off a few rounds and let you know we arrived, AMERICANO STLYE!
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Male 6,737
@gladhatter (and the rest of the US), Scotch =/= Someone from Scotland.
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Male 5,413
I like how, because Canada minds their own business they are plotting something. It`s like, you can tell a yank wrote this.
"Why are the so polite!? What is this!?"
"Why aren`t they in other countries affairs and firing weapons!?"
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Male 79
"Seems not to mind that one of it`s provinces has turned almost entire french"

.. huh, what? Turned?? Jacques Cartier came to what is now called the province of Quebec in 1534 from France. The first British (english) to actually colonize North America was only in 1607, in Virginia.

There are officially english speaking people in Canada merely since 1763 after your war of independence (or something, I`m not an history guru).

But, yes, fear us. We have Tim Horton`s. Clearly the best donuts place in the world. Krispie Kream may have good fresh donuts, but Tim Horton`s don`t fall as hard on the stomach :)
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Male 1,239
Leave our hat alone, it keeps our head warm by holding all that cold up there.
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Male 4,746
We`ve actually been amassing a huge army of beaver powered canoes. We sent down Red Green to scope things out and find the best points of attack. In one more year the donuts and beer will run out and the signal to take up arms will be given. We will pelt you with tiny stones and drive you crazy with our mantra, "eh". Your country will be ours.
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Male 2,436
No disco phase?! Nuke `em!
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Male 4,746
Never had a Disco phase? You clearly weren`t here in the 70`s.
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Male 219
actually....I`m quite fond of "Scotch"...and "Irish" as well.
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Male 126
Stupid hat
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Male 219
....and it`s citizens are buying up hot properties in the US like crazy!!

....and it`s retired citizens come to FL in DROVES to complain about the way we do things here and how much better it is there. I don`t get it...just stay home already!
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Male 6,737
Know what word I hate? "Scotch"

Especially when it`s used to mean anything other than whisky brewed in Scotland. And even then I can only tolerate it`s presence in the world.
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Female 8,044
Link: Reasons To Fear Canada [Pic] [Rate Link] - The only solution: Preemptive strike....we`ve trusted them too long, eh?
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