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Date: 04/21/12 09:19 AM

55 Responses to Reasons To Fear Canada [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 6:11 am
    Link: Reasons To Fear Canada - The only solution: Preemptive strike....we`ve trusted them too long, eh?
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:25 am
    Know what word I hate? "Scotch"

    Especially when it`s used to mean anything other than whisky brewed in Scotland. And even then I can only tolerate it`s presence in the world.
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    gladhatter Male 50-59
    219 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:26 am
    ....and it`s citizens are buying up hot properties in the US like crazy!!

    ....and it`s retired citizens come to FL in DROVES to complain about the way we do things here and how much better it is there. I don`t get it...just stay home already!
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    North_Dak Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:27 am
    Stupid hat
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    gladhatter Male 50-59
    219 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:29 am
    actually....I`m quite fond of "Scotch"...and "Irish" as well.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:30 am
    Never had a Disco phase? You clearly weren`t here in the 70`s.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:34 am
    No disco phase?! Nuke `em!
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:36 am
    We`ve actually been amassing a huge army of beaver powered canoes. We sent down Red Green to scope things out and find the best points of attack. In one more year the donuts and beer will run out and the signal to take up arms will be given. We will pelt you with tiny stones and drive you crazy with our mantra, "eh". Your country will be ours.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:36 am
    Leave our hat alone, it keeps our head warm by holding all that cold up there.
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    lordfoobar Male 30-39
    79 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:56 am
    "Seems not to mind that one of it`s provinces has turned almost entire french"

    .. huh, what? Turned?? Jacques Cartier came to what is now called the province of Quebec in 1534 from France. The first British (english) to actually colonize North America was only in 1607, in Virginia.

    There are officially english speaking people in Canada merely since 1763 after your war of independence (or something, I`m not an history guru).

    But, yes, fear us. We have Tim Horton`s. Clearly the best donuts place in the world. Krispie Kream may have good fresh donuts, but Tim Horton`s don`t fall as hard on the stomach :)
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:01 am
    I like how, because Canada minds their own business they are plotting something. It`s like, you can tell a yank wrote this.
    "Why are the so polite!? What is this!?"
    "Why aren`t they in other countries affairs and firing weapons!?"
  12. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:09 am
    @gladhatter (and the rest of the US), Scotch =/= Someone from Scotland.
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:17 am
    Next time we`ll kick down the front door and pop off a few rounds and let you know we arrived, AMERICANO STLYE!
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:22 am
    Oh 8bit, you really do miss out on the humor. What a twat.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:26 am
    They`re f*ckin french which is reason enough to not fear them at all.
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    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:27 am
    I am going to live in Canada one day... le sigh.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:43 am
    @lordfoobar I agree Tim Horton`s is as good as it gets. They have invaded the US and I couldn`t be happier. I wouldn`t be upset if we were overrun by Canada. The Great White North is fantastic.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:44 am
    Also why do the Americans always seem anti-French?

    Americans owe their country to the Frenchies.
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:10 am
    Bujadh, I think you just signed your death warrant with that last comment.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:24 am
    I for one really enjoy the company of our Northern Neighbors.
    Also, the Mounties are hardas*es


    Pure harda*s
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    FinkStinger Male 30-39
    147 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Here`s just one reason you guys don`t have to fear us.

    Go back to sleep, America.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:39 am
    Our disco phase was light years better than yours. Euro-pop rules!!
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:47 am
    I married a Canadian so that when I retire, I can go back to Canadia with her and actually have a Hell`s chance of getting health insurance.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:47 am
    That and she beat the dogsnot out of me in Halo for years.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2012 at 11:48 am
    Also why do the French always seem anti-American?

    The French owe their country to the Yanks.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:52 am
    If you have never been to Tim Hortons, you are missing out! The coffee is WAY better tan Starbucks and priced as if it was a gas station. The pastries are excellent, fresh and don`t feel like a ball of grease in your mouth or tummy.

    Most of us Tim lovers affectionately refer to it "Timmy Ho`s".
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:59 am
    Yay! Canada rules!!

    I mean, don`t worry y`all Americans, we`re not doing anything sinister up here...
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:15 pm



    My favourite.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    "If you have never been to Tim Hortons, you are missing out! The coffee is WAY better tan Starbucks and priced as if it was a gas station."

    You`re a f*cking idiot. Tim Hortons coffee is basically hot water with a splash of coffee, and the coffee grounds have been sitting in a can for at least a few months.

    Seriously, saying Tim Hortons coffee is better than Starbucks is like saying McDonald`s burgers is better than homemade patties fresh off the BBQ.
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    boogarcym Male 40-49
    320 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:38 pm
    "The French owe their country to the Yanks."

    France also helped you guys American Revolutionary War
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    I`m not even proud of being American anymore. There is hardly anything in this country to be proud of lately.
  32. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Time to clear up a few points:

    1. Most people in Canada do actually mind the province that is mostly French. In fact, we can`t f*cking stand them. Everyone here wishes they would just separate already.

    2. Tim Horton`s coffee is f*cking awesome and dirt cheap. Anybody who thinks Starbucks coffee is better is a dirty hipster, and not a true Canadian.

    3. Canadians are probably the least polite people I know (and I`ve traveled the world). Except maybe for the British.

    4. The RCMP are actually some of the most badass dudes around. You don`t want to f*ck with them.

    5. To add to the list: we just just bought a whole bunch of new fighter jets :D

    6. We love the United States. Don`t listen to these 12 year olds on the Internet who talk smack about their neighbors to the south all the time. Anyone with half a brain here knows how valuable our friendship with the US is.
  33. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    vv @Sathon: Words of true wisdom!

    vv @patchy, great video clip! It`s an amazingly funny movie, John Candy (rip) is brilliant!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    I wish australia was canada, way cooler.
  35. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    Dear IAB Canucks.

    I haven`t come across many Canadians in my time, but everytime I hear someone talking derogetarily about them I hear "eh" being mentioned.

    Please supply me a video clip in which a Canadian says "eh" in a sentence.

    Thank you.
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    Wasn`t some of this in "Canadian Bacon"?
  37. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    Sathon - I know you got most of it in there, but you really, REALLY can`t say enough nice things about Tim Hortons. So I`m bringing it up again.

    Timmy Ho`s owns your face - period.
  38. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 4:42 pm
    Canadian Bacon There`s an "eh" aboot 30 seconds in.
    But it`s an American actor saying it. See in the movie "Canadian Bacon" All the American people are played by Canadians, and Canadians by American actors...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 4:49 pm
    fear that which you dont understand
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm
    They`re all robots, I`m pretty sure.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 6:48 pm
    We`re huddled up against the US border in an attempt to stay warm in the winter.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 7:48 pm
    Dang, they`re on to us. ¬____¬
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    Dust off and nuke the entire site from orbit; it`s the only way to be sure.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:30 pm
    OMG they`re on to us! Hide your women and children and goats! Wait! What? All they want is oil? We gots some uh dat! Wee Hoo I <3 `mercans!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 12:22 am
    We`re already disguising soldiers as hot models and sneaking them into your beauty pageants. Y`all screwed.
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    tasha_S88 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 8:37 am
    Be afraid. Be very afraid. ಠ_ಠ
    *Bites into a Tim Horton`s doughnut*
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    One of the ads I see here is for Tim Horton`s, do Americans see it too?
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    Nothin` happenin` up here in the attic. Nothin` at all.....


    Also, Canada...f*ck yeah !!!
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    Weiss Male 18-29
    42 posts
    April 23, 2012 at 3:21 am
    2. Well, it kinda always was French, and is getting less French.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    April 23, 2012 at 5:01 am
    Yes, we are indestructible and NOTHING in this world can stop our politeness!! Watch out we will come for you!!
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    Anshin Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm
    *highfive* Canada.
    Keep up the peace.
    Everyone is so rude here.
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm
    We had a disco phase...

    Ever heard of the RumJacks? Listen to An irish Pub, it`s a good exemple of our disco phase.
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 23, 2012 at 7:55 pm
    "Weiss: 2. Well, it kinda always was French, and is getting less French."

    It`s not that we`re getting less french but more that we`re becoming a lot more bilingual... and we often opt musics and tv shows in english. I blame the cheap voice overs and cheesy french canadian musicians who just won`t go away.
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    sarita1225 Female 30-39
    43 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 9:05 pm
    The 19 year old drinking age is to entice our youth...
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    Stormwolf Female 40-49
    74 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    "Never had a `disco phase`"

    Ok...sold. I`m calling the moving trucks first thing Monday morning.

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