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Date: 04/30/12 12:03 PM

28 Responses to Q: What`s Better Than Beer? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Link: Q: What`s Better Than Beer? - A: Found beer!
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    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    Cute
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    I see wifebeater shirts in this childs future!!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    Can this tiny can of "Bud light" even be classed as an adult drink?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    Happy Baby!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    A: Everything, if that beer is Bush Light.

    Buidah, thats not Bud Light. Its even lower on the totem. Right there with Keystone Light and Milwaukees best.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Three years later . . .


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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Anything with Busch or Budweiser in the name isn`t worth drinking, and it certainly shouldn`t be called beer.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    Still crap!!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    Light beer should be banned.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    Light beer should be banned.

    Try Sam Adams light!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    Busch, Miller, Pabst....are those even considered beers??? BLEECK! Good luck with that.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    What`s being in a canoe and having an American beer?

    Both are F*cking close to water.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    brimstoneone, like labatt and molson are the greatest beers ever. Most north american beers are just not great.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:46 pm
    @BrimstoneOne - I think you just killed the joke!

    It should be, as far as I remember it, American beer is like making love in a canoe. F*cking close to water."
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    As a Canadian, I approve of any and all beer-related content on this site....
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    @cobrakiller: Seriously, this company makes "world class beer". I kid you not, hold their own across the globe:
    Unibroue

    Proudly Canadian, even if they`re from Quebec...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 10:21 pm
    @BrimstoneOne and Buiadh, you BOTH killed it. It goes like this: "Why is light beer like making love on the beach? They`re both f***in` near water!"

    Here`s another.
    German: "Americans drink their beer cold so they can tell it from piss."
    American: "Germans drink their beer warm so they can`t."
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 3:33 am
    [email protected] - Even in jest you still can`t take anyone bashing your country.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 5:49 am
    Let me tell you, I was never a beer drinker. It all tasted so damn awful but since moving to Germany. Drinking bier has been a whole other experience. It`s really good, really drating good and there`s nothing really more to say. And Belgium has fantastic bier too!

    Prost...A VOTRE SANTE...Salute....Gezondheid
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 6:39 am
    @lostinkorea: Yep...give me a Wittekirke any day!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 8:38 am
    jtrebowski
    Male, 40-49, Southern US
    2289 Posts Tuesday, May 01, 2012 6:39:29 AM
    @lostinkorea: Yep...give me a Wittekirke any day!
    ___

    Oh, I haven`t tried that one but La Chouffe is definitely my favorite Belgian Beer...it`s a little on the sweeter side but oh so good!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    @Buiadh The original version of the "f***in` near water" joke goes back nearly 40 years. It originated in America, and the subject was LIGHT beer, which was first introduced in 1973, not American beer. Canadians and/or Europeans later stole OUR joke and turn it against ALL American beer, not just light beer.

    The other joke originated with Germans as an insult to American beer, which was admittedly pretty funny. However, rather than simply stealing their joke, we topped it with a clever retort which was even funnier.

    Why do you say I can`t take someone bashing my country? I bash it all the time, mainly because it`s turning into a socialist $#!+hole just like most of Europe.
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    shaustin Male 18-29
    143 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    umm thats busch light, not beer...
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    PestyOne Male 40-49
    10 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    Jr. just loves bed time now, it`s the only way Mom and Dad can get him to sleep all through the night.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 5:22 am
    @OldOllie - I ws waiting for the bitterness... I thought you were going to manage through a post without it. But then BAM right there at the end!
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 9:44 am
    I react the same way!
  28. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 10:39 pm
    @Buiadh Sorry, I guess I ought to be more sensitive toward all you poor, unfortunate bastards who have to live in those European socialist $#!+holes.

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