Q: What`s Better Than Beer? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

A: Found beer!
There are 28 comments:
Male 15,832
@Buiadh Sorry, I guess I ought to be more sensitive toward all you poor, unfortunate bastards who have to live in those European socialist $#!+holes.
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Male 868
I react the same way!
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Male 6,737
@OldOllie - I ws waiting for the bitterness... I thought you were going to manage through a post without it. But then BAM right there at the end!
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Male 10
Jr. just loves bed time now, it`s the only way Mom and Dad can get him to sleep all through the night.
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Male 143
umm thats busch light, not beer...
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Male 15,832
@Buiadh The original version of the "f***in` near water" joke goes back nearly 40 years. It originated in America, and the subject was LIGHT beer, which was first introduced in 1973, not American beer. Canadians and/or Europeans later stole OUR joke and turn it against ALL American beer, not just light beer.

The other joke originated with Germans as an insult to American beer, which was admittedly pretty funny. However, rather than simply stealing their joke, we topped it with a clever retort which was even funnier.

Why do you say I can`t take someone bashing my country? I bash it all the time, mainly because it`s turning into a socialist $#!+hole just like most of Europe.
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Female 3,727
jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
2289 Posts Tuesday, May 01, 2012 6:39:29 AM
@lostinkorea: Yep...give me a Wittekirke any day!
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Oh, I haven`t tried that one but La Chouffe is definitely my favorite Belgian Beer...it`s a little on the sweeter side but oh so good!
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Male 3,364
@lostinkorea: Yep...give me a Wittekirke any day!
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Female 3,727
Let me tell you, I was never a beer drinker. It all tasted so damn awful but since moving to Germany. Drinking bier has been a whole other experience. It`s really good, really drating good and there`s nothing really more to say. And Belgium has fantastic bier too!

Prost...A VOTRE SANTE...Salute....Gezondheid
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Male 6,737
[email protected] - Even in jest you still can`t take anyone bashing your country.
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Male 15,832
@BrimstoneOne and Buiadh, you BOTH killed it. It goes like this: "Why is light beer like making love on the beach? They`re both f***in` near water!"

Here`s another.
German: "Americans drink their beer cold so they can tell it from piss."
American: "Germans drink their beer warm so they can`t."
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Male 36,400
@cobrakiller: Seriously, this company makes "world class beer". I kid you not, hold their own across the globe:
Unibroue

Proudly Canadian, even if they`re from Quebec...
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Male 1,810
As a Canadian, I approve of any and all beer-related content on this site....
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Male 6,737
@BrimstoneOne - I think you just killed the joke!

It should be, as far as I remember it, American beer is like making love in a canoe. F*cking close to water."
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Male 7,585
brimstoneone, like labatt and molson are the greatest beers ever. Most north american beers are just not great.
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Male 2,229
What`s being in a canoe and having an American beer?

Both are F*cking close to water.
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Female 3,727
Busch, Miller, Pabst....are those even considered beers??? BLEECK! Good luck with that.
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Male 14,330
[quote]Light beer should be banned.[/quote]

Try Sam Adams light!
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Female 9,402
Light beer should be banned.
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Male 1,558
Still crap!!
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Male 11,740
Anything with Busch or Budweiser in the name isn`t worth drinking, and it certainly shouldn`t be called beer.
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Male 37,888

Three years later . . .


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Male 7,585
A: Everything, if that beer is Bush Light.

Buidah, thats not Bud Light. Its even lower on the totem. Right there with Keystone Light and Milwaukees best.
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Male 36,400
Happy Baby!
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Male 6,737
Can this tiny can of "Bud light" even be classed as an adult drink?
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Male 14,330
I see wifebeater shirts in this childs future!!
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Female 418
Cute
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Male 19,850
Link: Q: What`s Better Than Beer? [Pic] [Rate Link] - A: Found beer!
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