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Date: 04/14/12 08:05 AM

26 Responses to Ode de Cologne – Keep Him Hungry For You [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 7:58 am
    Link: Ode de Cologne - Keep Him Hungry For You - Ladies, if you really want to attract a man try this.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:14 am
    It`s a horny man-repelling spray most of us need.

    There`s an upcoming IAB link that`s about the difference in response of passers-by when a person gets a flat tyre, when that person is an attractive woman compared to when it`s a young man sporting Muslim headgear. The minute I saw it I immediately thought of the last time I had a flat. I`m not even that attractive, but the flurry of men I had screeching to a halt - on the hard shoulder of a 60 MPH road - and creating a hazard by sitting in the middle of that fast traffic and asking to help when I clearly had it handled was just embarrassing. One guy even insisted on "keeping me company anyway" after I`d politely told him I was OK - what a creep!

    Take a lesson from this story, chaps: don`t be that guy!
  3. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:15 am
    i want this...
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:16 am
    Or you could be a nice person...
  5. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:19 am
    i want this...

    Here you go* :





    *Recycled image warning.
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    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:20 am
    Ick! Really?
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:24 am

    Better to smell like bacon, than fish.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:38 am
    Does not attract women
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:41 am
    @macguffin what exactly is that? a bitesize "breakfast"?
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    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:42 am
    Isn`t cologne for males or am I wrong? Is there something fancy I`m missing?

    And guys help you when you`re in trouble, MacGuffin? Damn I must be uglier than I thought. I`ve never had a guy stop when I could`ve clearly used assistance IRL.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 8:56 am
    Eau de Cologne. Jesus, Gerry. It`s not a song about the place...
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 9:02 am
    Beat me to it, Davy.
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 9:04 am

    @ FeeFee - Perfumes have the strongest scents and therefore the longest lasting fragrance available. On the other hand, colognes are weaker and usually won’t last long since it evaporates quickly. The same scent can come in either perfume or cologne, depending on your need.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 9:05 am

    I don`t speak french so shut up.

    :-P
  15. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 9:09 am
    @macguffin what exactly is that? a bitesize "breakfast"?
    It was actually a "late night snack" I rustled up after Friday night drinkies last night. :o
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 9:16 am
    And guys help you when you`re in trouble, MacGuffin? Damn I must be uglier than I thought. I`ve never had a guy stop when I could`ve clearly used assistance IRL.

    You would have wanted the guy who insisted on "keeping me company", believe me. He was overweight, at least fifty, a bore, and, to cap it all, despite being bald on top, had one of those ridiculous little pony tails. He kept telling me all about how he was "in the car business". He was a bloody nuisance to boot. As well as being an ugly bore that couldn`t take "no thank you" for an answer, when I was hunting around for my locking wheel nut attachment for the tyre iron (it was almost pitch black on the road I was on, and I`d carefully laid everything out so I could find it by feel), I looked up to find this pompous douchebag holding it - he`d been fecking around with my tools whilst my back was turned! I`ve never been so relieved to get a job finished and get on my way. :(
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 9:33 am
    if you really want to attract a man
    Also dogs and wild animals.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    bacon`s a good scent. vanilla extract behind the ears is another good one--you smell like cookies then. demeter fragrances has a variety of really kinda over-the-top scents like leather, vinyl, rubber (for the BDSM-inclined), and tomato, dirt, and thunderstorm for the nature lovers out there.
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    mzacur Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    I cant stand women who smell like food. Its kinda gross imo. If I want bacon, I`ll make some bacon. If I want sex, I`ll have sex...then bacon...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    Thats what encourages cannabalism..
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    Eww.
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    Slut E.. yes, vanilla is nice also if the man has a sweet tooth
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 9:47 pm
    YES
    Ladies, also try barbecue sauce.
    I`m serious here, you should smear it on areas that won`t be covered by clothing, then wash away the bulk so you get an aroma of it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 10:02 am

    LOL @ DShephard
  25. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 11:38 am
    Ladies, also try barbecue sauce.
    I`m serious here, you should smear it on areas that won`t be covered by clothing, then wash away the bulk so you get an aroma of it.

    And thus the mystery of just how to attract otherwise disinterested horny teenage boys that women had been pondering over for millennia was solved.
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    turtledude89 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    `eau` de cologne.

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