Ode de Cologne - Keep Him Hungry For You [Pic]

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 5 years ago in Funny

Ladies, if you really want to attract a man try this.
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Female 19
`eau` de cologne.
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Female 2,602
[quote]Ladies, also try barbecue sauce.
I`m serious here, you should smear it on areas that won`t be covered by clothing, then wash away the bulk so you get an aroma of it.[/quote]

And thus the mystery of just how to attract otherwise disinterested horny teenage boys that women had been pondering over for millennia was solved.
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Male 39,524

LOL @ DShephard
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Male 1,595
YES
Ladies, also try barbecue sauce.
I`m serious here, you should smear it on areas that won`t be covered by clothing, then wash away the bulk so you get an aroma of it.
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Male 39,524

Slut E.. yes, vanilla is nice also if the man has a sweet tooth
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Male 25,417
Thats what encourages cannabalism..
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Male 112
I cant stand women who smell like food. Its kinda gross imo. If I want bacon, I`ll make some bacon. If I want sex, I`ll have sex...then bacon...
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Female 4,086
bacon`s a good scent. vanilla extract behind the ears is another good one--you smell like cookies then. demeter fragrances has a variety of really kinda over-the-top scents like leather, vinyl, rubber (for the BDSM-inclined), and tomato, dirt, and thunderstorm for the nature lovers out there.
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Male 10,440
[quote] if you really want to attract a man [/quote]
Also dogs and wild animals.
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Female 2,602
[quote]And guys help you when you`re in trouble, MacGuffin? Damn I must be uglier than I thought. I`ve never had a guy stop when I could`ve clearly used assistance IRL. [/quote]

You would have wanted the guy who insisted on "keeping me company", believe me. He was overweight, at least fifty, a bore, and, to cap it all, despite being bald on top, had one of those ridiculous little pony tails. He kept telling me all about how he was "in the car business". He was a bloody nuisance to boot. As well as being an ugly bore that couldn`t take "no thank you" for an answer, when I was hunting around for my locking wheel nut attachment for the tyre iron (it was almost pitch black on the road I was on, and I`d carefully laid everything out so I could find it by feel), I looked up to find this pompous douchebag holding it - he`d been fecking around with my tools whilst my back was turned! I`ve never been so relieved to get a job finished and get on my way. :(
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Female 2,602
[quote]@macguffin what exactly is that? a bitesize "breakfast"?[/quote]
It was actually a "late night snack" I rustled up after Friday night drinkies last night. :o
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Male 39,524

I don`t speak french so shut up.

:-P
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Male 39,524

@ FeeFee - Perfumes have the strongest scents and therefore the longest lasting fragrance available. On the other hand, colognes are weaker and usually won’t last long since it evaporates quickly. The same scent can come in either perfume or cologne, depending on your need.
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Female 1,008
Beat me to it, Davy.
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Male 12,138
Eau de Cologne. Jesus, Gerry. It`s not a song about the place...
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Female 583
Isn`t cologne for males or am I wrong? Is there something fancy I`m missing?

And guys help you when you`re in trouble, MacGuffin? Damn I must be uglier than I thought. I`ve never had a guy stop when I could`ve clearly used assistance IRL.
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Male 3,285
@macguffin what exactly is that? a bitesize "breakfast"?
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Male 1,284
Does not attract women
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Male 39,524

Better to smell like bacon, than fish.
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Female 409
Ick! Really?
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Female 2,602
[quote]i want this...[/quote]

Here you go* :





*Recycled image warning.
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Male 40,277
Or you could be a nice person...
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Male 1,284
i want this...
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Female 2,602
It`s a horny man-repelling spray most of us need.

There`s an upcoming IAB link that`s about the difference in response of passers-by when a person gets a flat tyre, when that person is an attractive woman compared to when it`s a young man sporting Muslim headgear. The minute I saw it I immediately thought of the last time I had a flat. I`m not even that attractive, but the flurry of men I had screeching to a halt - on the hard shoulder of a 60 MPH road - and creating a hazard by sitting in the middle of that fast traffic and asking to help when I clearly had it handled was just embarrassing. One guy even insisted on "keeping me company anyway" after I`d politely told him I was OK - what a creep!

Take a lesson from this story, chaps: don`t be that guy!
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Male 39,524
Link: Ode de Cologne - Keep Him Hungry For You [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ladies, if you really want to attract a man try this.
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