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Date: 04/19/12 07:34 AM

35 Responses to Miss Teen Candidate On A Promotional Tour [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:35 am
    Link: Miss Teen Candidate On A Promotional Tour - Just gimme mah pancakes.
  2. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:39 am
    Bitch! Those pancakes aren`t gonna eat themselves!!
  3. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:42 am
    Something tells me your tips will not be enhanced by wearing a crown and sash when you serve.
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:47 am

    Poor girl is going to lose a hand
  5. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:58 am
    ...mmmm pancakes.... !!
  6. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2322 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 8:00 am
    The seated woman is about to open that enormous mouth and simply shoot out her tongue and snatch those pancakes right off the plate.

    RIBBIT!
  7. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 8:55 am
    Hah. Before I saw the caption that`s exactly what I had in mind.
  8. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:01 am
    CAPTION: Tiffany makes fun of Gramma`s osteoporosis while serving her a plateful of calcium-enriched pancakes. Gramma not amused.
  9. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:03 am
    ALTERNATE CAPTION: And then, just as soon the plate was set before her, Gramma leaned over it and sucked in the entire dollop of butter with a "splorp!" sound.
  10. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:10 am
    ALTERNATE CAPTION #2: And then Tiffany, who has a thing for GILFs, slipped out of her pageant gown, slathered her young body with butter, and whispered, "I taste better with syrup."
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Is this some sort of punishment?
    Making her serve food she cannot eat herself?
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:25 am
    all i see is a cute girl and a giant road cone?
  13. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:35 am
    SOON.
  14. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:09 am
    AMUUUUURICA
  15. Profile photo of devon58
    devon58 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:21 am
    jabba not look impressed jabba wan pancake now
  16. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:30 am
    This picture makes absolutely no sense at all.
  17. Profile photo of soundman655
    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:31 am
    Why you fat Amerca?
  18. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 10:36 am
    LOL @Devon`s caption--better than all mine put together.
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 11:20 am
    Hey little miss, I did NOT order the short stack. I ordered a dozen, extra butter. Get them or get in mah bellah!!
  20. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 11:26 am
    wow, her neck is wider than her face... that`s... ew
  21. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 12:30 pm

  22. Profile photo of BChrdcoRE
    BChrdcoRE Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    is that patrick star???
  23. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 12:39 pm
    Put more butter on you skinny bitch!!
  24. Profile photo of QualityJay
    QualityJay Male 18-29
    303 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    Who does she look like? Kinda recognize her.
    She`s cute.
  25. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 3:39 pm
    ...and someday she`ll look like the lady at the booth after a couple of kids and a drinking habit.
  26. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    pancake lady is not amused.
  27. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 5:20 pm
    What`s up with her neck?
  28. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    @jaundicecake. its called a turkey wattle. its a form of double chin but just slightly different because of her neck architecture.
  29. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 7:50 pm
    This is the fakest photo op ever. LOL What a goddamn tool.
  30. Profile photo of thatjimguy
    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    459 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    she is my kind of pretty though...AND she has pancakes. Bonus!
  31. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    How nice of her to show such good sportsmanship toward the first runner-up.
  32. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    April 20, 2012 at 3:13 am
    What`s that she`s wearing? A purple flour sack?
  33. Profile photo of youlikeicecr
    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    April 20, 2012 at 8:55 am
    The old lady is thinking, "That`s not enough cream you skinny B...."
  34. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:24 am
    In all seriousness, this is the fault of an inexperienced photographer lacking the confidence to tell subjects how to pose. I used to get shots like this; then I learned there is simply no way to get a good posed shot (as opposed to a candid) without taking charge and being a director.

    Woman in booth: Pour a coffee in your cup, hold it in both hands, leaning over the table a bit, smile, and look at Miss Teen`s face.

    Miss Teen: Take two steps back, hold the plate with just one hand, put the plate closer to the diner, and look at the diner.

    Something like that.

    Judging from this shot, I`m pretty sure that Miss Teen was told simply to "Serve the pancakes with a smile" and the diner was given no instruction whatsoever.
  35. Profile photo of PopCap
    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    Yeah, what Squrlz said, and...

    If you are doing promo photos, don`t use a cheap point and shoot camera.

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