Miss Teen Candidate On A Promotional Tour [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Weird

Just gimme mah pancakes.
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Male 729
Yeah, what Squrlz said, and...

If you are doing promo photos, don`t use a cheap point and shoot camera.
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Male 6,227
In all seriousness, this is the fault of an inexperienced photographer lacking the confidence to tell subjects how to pose. I used to get shots like this; then I learned there is simply no way to get a good posed shot (as opposed to a candid) without taking charge and being a director.

Woman in booth: Pour a coffee in your cup, hold it in both hands, leaning over the table a bit, smile, and look at Miss Teen`s face.

Miss Teen: Take two steps back, hold the plate with just one hand, put the plate closer to the diner, and look at the diner.

Something like that.

Judging from this shot, I`m pretty sure that Miss Teen was told simply to "Serve the pancakes with a smile" and the diner was given no instruction whatsoever.
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Male 237
The old lady is thinking, "That`s not enough cream you skinny B...."
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Male 453
What`s that she`s wearing? A purple flour sack?
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Male 15,832
How nice of her to show such good sportsmanship toward the first runner-up.
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Male 459
she is my kind of pretty though...AND she has pancakes. Bonus!
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Male 1,754
This is the fakest photo op ever. LOL What a goddamn tool.
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Female 4,086
@jaundicecake. its called a turkey wattle. its a form of double chin but just slightly different because of her neck architecture.
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Female 674
What`s up with her neck?
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Male 263
pancake lady is not amused.
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Male 934
...and someday she`ll look like the lady at the booth after a couple of kids and a drinking habit.
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Male 303
Who does she look like? Kinda recognize her.
She`s cute.
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Male 1,048
Put more butter on you skinny bitch!!
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Male 48
is that patrick star???
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Male 876

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Male 2,516
wow, her neck is wider than her face... that`s... ew
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Male 11,740
Hey little miss, I did NOT order the short stack. I ordered a dozen, extra butter. Get them or get in mah bellah!!
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Male 6,227
LOL @Devon`s caption--better than all mine put together.
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Male 1,558
Why you fat Amerca?
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Female 399
This picture makes absolutely no sense at all.
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Male 6
jabba not look impressed jabba wan pancake now
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Male 5,413
AMUUUUURICA
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Male 809
SOON.
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Male 2,376
all i see is a cute girl and a giant road cone?
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Male 38,483

Is this some sort of punishment?
Making her serve food she cannot eat herself?
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Male 6,227
ALTERNATE CAPTION #2: And then Tiffany, who has a thing for GILFs, slipped out of her pageant gown, slathered her young body with butter, and whispered, "I taste better with syrup." [OK, I`ll stop now.]
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Male 6,227
ALTERNATE CAPTION: And then, just as soon the plate was set before her, Gramma leaned over it and sucked in the entire dollop of butter with a "splorp!" sound.
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Male 6,227
CAPTION: Tiffany makes fun of Gramma`s osteoporosis while serving her a plateful of calcium-enriched pancakes. Gramma not amused.
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Male 6,737
Hah. Before I saw the caption that`s exactly what I had in mind.
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Male 2,670
The seated woman is about to open that enormous mouth and simply shoot out her tongue and snatch those pancakes right off the plate.

RIBBIT!
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Male 1,810
...mmmm pancakes.... !!
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Male 38,483

Poor girl is going to lose a hand
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Male 5,811
Something tells me your tips will not be enhanced by wearing a crown and sash when you serve.
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Male 3,364
Bitch! Those pancakes aren`t gonna eat themselves!!
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Male 1,620
Link: Miss Teen Candidate On A Promotional Tour [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just gimme mah pancakes.
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