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Date: 04/21/12 09:00 AM

50 Responses to Man Dies From Swan Attack

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm
    Link: Man Dies From Swan Attack - The gayest way to die, ever...
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:12 am
    STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!


  3. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:13 am
    Screw "gayest way to die." Swans, like geese, are large, aggressive birds. It`s not hard to imagine them tipping a kayak, nor someone dressed for maintenance work being dragged down by the weight of his clothes and boots. This is just a tragedy.
  4. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:33 am
    The caption on this link is horrible. `The gayest way to die, ever`? Really?
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:44 am
    I`m pretty sure the gayest way to die would involve santorum in one form or another.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Behold the face of EVIL !


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    Xiphos0mp Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:54 am
    I post a video of a bad car crash where there is blatantly a fatality although you never see the fatality, but I`m a dick for posting a worst case scenario of what could happen if you don`t drive carefully in the snow for educational purposes.

    But then when someone posts a video that is about a fatality and again doesn`t show the fatality but they take the piss, the fact that it even get`s accepted with a title like that is beyond me.

    It`s such a pity to see this site go so badly downhill.
  8. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:06 am
    A man dies and it was apparently gay. What the fugg you on about Gerry!?
  9. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:20 am
    This was a local story and kind of sad. Stupid guy didn`t have life insurance and they`re taking up collections here for his two daughters.
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    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:33 am
    Wow... that`s really sad. =[
  11. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    7046 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:34 am
    Why is it ok to take the piss out of someone in a situation like this?
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    Xiphos0mp Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:35 am
    I post a video of a bad car crash where there is blatantly a fatality although you never see the fatality, but I`m a dick for posting a worst case scenario of what could happen if you don`t drive carefully in the snow for educational purposes.

    But then when someone posts a video that is about a fatality and again doesn`t show the fatality but they take the piss, the fact that it even get`s accepted with a title like that is beyond me.

    It`s such a pity to see this site go so badly downhill.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:39 am
    What a wuss.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Oh come on you guys!
    You don`t think "Death by Swan" is just a tad bit... wussy?
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:55 am
    I love you Euros. I really need to work on using "take the piss" in everyday conversation.
  16. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:03 am
    "I have to go take a piss"

    Translation. "I have to go into the bathroom and make fun of someone."
  17. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:07 am
    Yeah well he was out kayaking, which definitely isn`t gay, whereas being one of Fancy`s bumchums is definitely questionable, I would say.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:54 am
    i don`t know about the gayest way to die. i`d think choking on a dick would be the gayest way to go.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:55 am
    No, the gayest way to die would be having your rectum destroyed by a dick, and bleeding to death.

    Swans are actually pretty badass, just ask any rower.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 11:56 am
    Death by Swan - That is pussification of one`s demise, by any measure.
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33072 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    If @Gerry1 says it`s the Gayest way to die ever! then it probably is. He oughta know, eh?

    Terribly tragic, yet oddly funny.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2375 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    Reality check; if the provider for the household dies from a swan attack you were never very secure in the first place.
  23. Profile photo of hauswyfe
    hauswyfe Female 30-39
    280 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    How sad... And that stupid bird was probably high-fiving his mate afterward. I hate swans!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    Bad taste much.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    If it wasn`t for the wife and kids I would laugh and say his man card was revoked, but I can`t laugh, it`s not funny.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    Lesson learned. Never bring a kayak to a swan fight.
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    @ Burgh - YOU WIN THE THREAD!

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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    was he wearing a hoodie?
  29. Profile photo of Profworm
    Profworm Male 30-39
    403 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    Really, Gerry? A man is dead and that amuses you?

    Swans are very large and can do massive amounts of damage. Their wings can easily break limbs. Just because everything some of you seem to know about nature comes from Disney cartoons doesn`t mean it won`t kill you.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    How is this funny? Were we all laughing as we looked at the picture of him with his two little girls? Really? Sometimes i feel like this place (iab) contains all the worst elements of the human race, all one one rotten site. And i coudn`t give a flying drat as to what sarcastic response i get because i am off to Reddit, peace draters.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    What a bunch of old ladies!

    YES this amuses me. Not his actual death but the way he died.
    News Flash: We Are All Dying!
    I only hope that my death brings a smile to peoples faces.
    .
    .
    .
    O.o


    Wait, that came out wrong.
    You know what I mean.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    ha ha ha
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    This IS gayer than Gerry1of1! I say a tasty swan dinner is in order.
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    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    @ Gerry1of1
    You literally made me laugh out loud, congrats. And I agree, with both the sentiment and the bad phrasing. :)
  35. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33072 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 7:12 pm
    Well, us "feeling bad" about it doesn`t bring the guy back, eh?
    And us laughing about it causes no harm that I can see.

    If someone were to accost those girls and laugh at them IN PERSON? I`d rip a rib-bone out of their body and beat them to death with it! srsly, picture it, I`d do that.
  36. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm
    I should be so lucky as to have my death make someone smile, in a good way.

    `course, it`s still pussified to die by swan attack.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    if i`m gonna die i want the words "ball of fire" and "closed casket" involved
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:34 pm

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    TheJ3553 Male 18-29
    145 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:58 pm
    wat.
  40. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 2:20 am
    It is kind of wussy to get killed by a swan... now a goose...

    ...geese are evil :(
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7749 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 3:15 am
    The title is awesome enough, no need to watch the vid.
  42. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 3:33 am
    This is so sad, I can`t even believe you are making fun of this. He`s dead and left behind children and a wife. Wow, this is not funny. Let stick to silly pics and "fail" videos, mmmkay?!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 3:35 am
    Gerry1of1
    Male, 50-59, Western US
    16366 Posts Saturday, April 21, 2012 10:43:01 AM

    Oh come on you guys!
    You don`t think "Death by Swan" is just a tad bit... wussy?
    ___

    I think you need serious mental help for your condition!
  44. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 7:38 am
    Swans are mean and dangerous, no joke. Stay the fock away from a nesting swan.
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 10:51 am
    i`d punch a swan in its tits
  46. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 11:42 am
    Gerry..... Total. F*cking. FAIL.

    No, this isn`t a tad bit wussy, funny, or anything like it. It`s sad and tragic. Almost as sad and tragic as the fact that you thought it was funny and that some douche moderator authorized it.

    You just lost a lot of class points in my book, along with respect. The guy died and now his wife and kids are without him. Let me know when someone love dies so I can make fun of it here.

    If it had been something stupid like a Darwin Award winner it might be funny. But this guy was just doing his job and was attacked.
  47. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 11:58 am
    Swans are vicious little bastards. We were always warned growing up not to feed them when we saw them on the lake, because it was very likely they would have tried to attack us.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    ...geese/swans will f*ck your sh*t up...
  49. Profile photo of Weiss
    Weiss Male 18-29
    42 posts
    April 23, 2012 at 3:52 am
    Wow, that really is in the weirdest ways to die.
  50. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    April 23, 2012 at 5:21 am

    @ freddy


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