Man Dies From Swan Attack

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago

The gayest way to die, ever...
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Male 37,913

@ freddy


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Male 42
Wow, that really is in the weirdest ways to die.
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Male 1,810
...geese/swans will f*ck your sh*t up...
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Male 3,894
Swans are vicious little bastards. We were always warned growing up not to feed them when we saw them on the lake, because it was very likely they would have tried to attack us.
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Male 11,740
Gerry..... Total. F*cking. FAIL.

No, this isn`t a tad bit wussy, funny, or anything like it. It`s sad and tragic. Almost as sad and tragic as the fact that you thought it was funny and that some douche moderator authorized it.

You just lost a lot of class points in my book, along with respect. The guy died and now his wife and kids are without him. Let me know when someone love dies so I can make fun of it here.

If it had been something stupid like a Darwin Award winner it might be funny. But this guy was just doing his job and was attacked.
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Male 528
i`d punch a swan in its tits
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Male 453
Swans are mean and dangerous, no joke. Stay the fock away from a nesting swan.
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Female 3,727
Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
16366 Posts Saturday, April 21, 2012 10:43:01 AM

Oh come on you guys!
You don`t think "Death by Swan" is just a tad bit... wussy?
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I think you need serious mental help for your condition!
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Female 3,727
This is so sad, I can`t even believe you are making fun of this. He`s dead and left behind children and a wife. Wow, this is not funny. Let stick to silly pics and "fail" videos, mmmkay?!
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Male 7,775
The title is awesome enough, no need to watch the vid.
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Male 663
It is kind of wussy to get killed by a swan... now a goose...

...geese are evil :(
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Male 145
wat.
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Male 1,089
if i`m gonna die i want the words "ball of fire" and "closed casket" involved
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Male 835
I should be so lucky as to have my death make someone smile, in a good way.

`course, it`s still pussified to die by swan attack.
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Male 36,544
Well, us "feeling bad" about it doesn`t bring the guy back, eh?
And us laughing about it causes no harm that I can see.

If someone were to accost those girls and laugh at them IN PERSON? I`d rip a rib-bone out of their body and beat them to death with it! srsly, picture it, I`d do that.
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Female 269
@ Gerry1of1
You literally made me laugh out loud, congrats. And I agree, with both the sentiment and the bad phrasing. :)
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Male 2,737
This IS gayer than Gerry1of1! I say a tasty swan dinner is in order.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha
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Male 37,913

What a bunch of old ladies!

YES this amuses me. Not his actual death but the way he died.
News Flash: We Are All Dying!
I only hope that my death brings a smile to peoples faces.
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O.o


Wait, that came out wrong.
You know what I mean.
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Female 839
How is this funny? Were we all laughing as we looked at the picture of him with his two little girls? Really? Sometimes i feel like this place (iab) contains all the worst elements of the human race, all one one rotten site. And i coudn`t give a flying drat as to what sarcastic response i get because i am off to Reddit, peace draters.
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Male 484
Really, Gerry? A man is dead and that amuses you?

Swans are very large and can do massive amounts of damage. Their wings can easily break limbs. Just because everything some of you seem to know about nature comes from Disney cartoons doesn`t mean it won`t kill you.
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Male 1,627
was he wearing a hoodie?
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Male 37,913

@ Burgh - YOU WIN THE THREAD!

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Male 300
Lesson learned. Never bring a kayak to a swan fight.
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Male 1,737
If it wasn`t for the wife and kids I would laugh and say his man card was revoked, but I can`t laugh, it`s not funny.
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Male 6,737
Bad taste much.
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Female 280
How sad... And that stupid bird was probably high-fiving his mate afterward. I hate swans!
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Male 36,544
If @Gerry1 says it`s the Gayest way to die ever! then it probably is. He oughta know, eh?

Terribly tragic, yet oddly funny.
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Male 835
Death by Swan - That is pussification of one`s demise, by any measure.
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Male 1,045
No, the gayest way to die would be having your rectum destroyed by a dick, and bleeding to death.

Swans are actually pretty badass, just ask any rower.
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Male 5,314
i don`t know about the gayest way to die. i`d think choking on a dick would be the gayest way to go.
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Female 685
Yeah well he was out kayaking, which definitely isn`t gay, whereas being one of Fancy`s bumchums is definitely questionable, I would say.
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Male 10,339
"I have to go take a piss"

Translation. "I have to go into the bathroom and make fun of someone."
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Male 1,586
I love you Euros. I really need to work on using "take the piss" in everyday conversation.
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Male 37,913

Oh come on you guys!
You don`t think "Death by Swan" is just a tad bit... wussy?
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Male 7,378
What a wuss.
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Male 23
I post a video of a bad car crash where there is blatantly a fatality although you never see the fatality, but I`m a dick for posting a worst case scenario of what could happen if you don`t drive carefully in the snow for educational purposes.

But then when someone posts a video that is about a fatality and again doesn`t show the fatality but they take the piss, the fact that it even get`s accepted with a title like that is beyond me.

It`s such a pity to see this site go so badly downhill.
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Male 7,123
Why is it ok to take the piss out of someone in a situation like this?
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Female 409
Wow... that`s really sad. =[
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Male 242
This was a local story and kind of sad. Stupid guy didn`t have life insurance and they`re taking up collections here for his two daughters.
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Male 5,413
A man dies and it was apparently gay. What the fugg you on about Gerry!?
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Male 23
I post a video of a bad car crash where there is blatantly a fatality although you never see the fatality, but I`m a dick for posting a worst case scenario of what could happen if you don`t drive carefully in the snow for educational purposes.

But then when someone posts a video that is about a fatality and again doesn`t show the fatality but they take the piss, the fact that it even get`s accepted with a title like that is beyond me.

It`s such a pity to see this site go so badly downhill.
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Male 37,913

Behold the face of EVIL !


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Male 1,083
I`m pretty sure the gayest way to die would involve santorum in one form or another.
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Female 455
The caption on this link is horrible. `The gayest way to die, ever`? Really?
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Female 6,381
Screw "gayest way to die." Swans, like geese, are large, aggressive birds. It`s not hard to imagine them tipping a kayak, nor someone dressed for maintenance work being dragged down by the weight of his clothes and boots. This is just a tragedy.
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Male 10,339
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!


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Male 37,913
Link: Man Dies From Swan Attack [Rate Link] - The gayest way to die, ever...
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