Male Seahorse Giving Birth

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

He keeps giving, and giving, and giving! Ouch 1800 babies? That"s gotta hurt! Did I mention he is MALE?!
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Male 1
Why don`t they just call that the female seahorse?
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Male 4,893
They just keep cumming and cumming......
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Male 14,334
SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!
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Male 1,511

And they all get sucked into the filter and die...
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Male 38,497

So, the male shoots out a bunch of little swimmers.
This is unusual how?
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Male 14,835
I`m a bit like that after a bad vindaloo.
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Male 38,497

"Gay" ? Krem, I have to disagree. Gays don`t know nothin `bout birthin no babies. We like kids and want them, but not the icky, messy way. Long befor Angelina did it, gays & lesbos were adopting those unwanted asian babies. Though the asian countries are cracking down on that and it`s harder to adopt for us. Seems they don`t want their unwanted kids to go to homes with "thak kind of people".

So, definately not gay. Just ask The Pregnator.

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Male 1,091

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Male 2,521
God Damn! That`s a lot of baby seahorses.
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Male 2,586
Take note kiddies... if you do bad things and end up going to prison, men will f*ck you up the @$$ and 9 months later, this is the result!
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Male 1,059
So are the ones that came out last going to be retarded because they didn`t get enough oxygen to their brains while being born? >.> Lol.
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Female 3,696
LOOK AT ALL THE BABIES!!! BAaahhh!!! they`re so little <3 The last few ones shot out like rockets! That mama seahorse is a grade A Bi&C@% though...He JUST had a thousand somethin babies woman, lay off >=(
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Male 143
"you live in australia, shouldnt you be collecting government money and drinking? "

Her man probably stole it, hence the negativity.
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Female 470
It looked like he was vomiting out of a vagina in his stomach. =/
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Male 52
Looks like he`s sneezing. Gross...
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Female 4,447
I got cramps just from watching that. Ouch. >.<
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Male 38,497

If men did give birth it would be a lot easier.
Men would be like "Screw natural childbirth!"
We`d get an epideral in the 1st trimester.
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Male 17,512
Gerry: I`d have to agree, Imagine giving birth through your peen. Or maybe it`s best to not think of that, Ouch!
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Male 835
BAWS BIRTHIN!
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Male 1,754
Gave birth like a MAN!
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Male 28
Just to put this in a bit more context. The seahorse doesn`t birth these young in the "human" sense. They are in a pouch, on the outside of the body (similar to a kangaroo).
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Male 2,345
emmettyville
and I bet you wonder why you are still single huh?
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Male 914
"If men had to give birth instread of women, the human race would die out."

True. It requires a special type of stupidity to be willing to go through human childbirth.
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Male 38,497

I suppose it works for them.
If men had to give birth instread of women, the human race would die out.
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Male 490
@emmettyville,

you live in australia, shouldnt you be collecting government money and drinking?
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Female 4,359
the seahorse, they only male of any species that deserves respect.
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Male 1,627
whats the big deal i do that every night before bed
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Female 737
TheJ3553, it reminded me of violent throwing up as well :/

The contractions look horrible.
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Male 1,091
Ka-ching!
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Male 441
@ShudBWorking That would probably be the case if female and male was defined by which gives birth. But it is defined by which produces the eggs and which fertilizes the eggs. The female places the egg in the pouch you can see in the video, and the male fertilizes it inside that pouch.
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Male 25,416
awwwww
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Male 6,737
Is anyone actually still unaware that male seahorses give birth?
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Male 86
I think the scientist just got confused and called the wrong one the male, and then just stuck to his story.
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Male 145
That was kinda gross...

It reminded me of violently vomiting.
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Female 1,181
you didn`t *need* to mention he was male. if he wasn`t, he wouldn`t be able to HAVE BABIES!!!
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Female 8,044
Link: Male Seahorse Giving Birth [Rate Link] - He keeps giving, and giving, and giving! Ouch 1800 babies? That`s gotta hurt! Did I mention he is MALE?!
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