Kimmel Hosts The White House Correspondents Dinner

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago

Here"s Jimmy"s full opening roast at the 2012 White House Correspondents" Dinner. Who would"ve though Kimmel?
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Male 2,143
None of you under 40 watched this...the President went on first.
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Female 2,549
Colbert was the best of the lot, thus far.
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Male 1,016
I love the way he closed his bit ....Eat it Mills!!!
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Male 72
Is he a comedian?
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Male 14,330
@Buiadh

I would love too!!!
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Female 115
That was hilarious! "Cover your ears, if that`s at all possible." xD lol
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Male 6,227
@Eddy666: You`re right, now that you mention it. What`s become of Ivran?

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Male 6,737
@AJ

Keep her!
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Male 523
@Squrlz4Sale That Ivran guy has been gone for a while too. Maybe he died.
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Male 10,339
Screw that JT. No one will take Leesah from us and survive!
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Male 11,740
I wonder how many people in that room wanted him dead when that was over.
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Male 6,227
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Male 6,227
@Gerry: Yes, MacGuffin did join in with all warmth and approachability of a sea urchin. But I thought she was getting a lot better. I`ll say this too: She was smart and I liked her ability to critique the U.S. as an outsider.
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Male 833
i love how he fumbled on his words right as he mentions a possible spelling bee breaking out
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Male 3,364
Gerry1of1: "Squrl - I was enjoying MacGuffs absence."

Hope no one finds out where we hid leesah!
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Female 280
Thank you, I enjoyed that!
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Male 127
His comments about `smoking` were a breath of fresh air to listen to. It is SO true in so many parts of the world. Why don`t our politicians get it?
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Male 37,910

Squrl - I was enjoying MacGuffs absence.
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Male 6,227
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Male 1,249
I would have, though
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Male 4,547
It was Ok... oddly enough funnier when he was going after Obama.
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Male 955
"Who would`ve though Kimmel?" That`s possibly the worst attempt at a sentence I`ve ever seen in a comment here.
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Male 19,882
Link: Kimmel Hosts The White House Correspondents Dinner [Rate Link] - Here`s Jimmy`s full opening roast at the 2012 White House Correspondents` Dinner. Who would`ve though Kimmel?
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