Jus` Helpin` A Bro Out! [Pic]

Submitted by: Buiadh 5 years ago in Funny

The husband really needs to discover private browsing...
There are 40 comments:
Male 42
You know that the response was posted just shy of two years after? I understand helping a bro out, but he`s probably already in the dog house, renovated, and added a second storey to that place now
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Female 7
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Male 10,440
[quote]"... or you know... you could just set the browser to never remember history..."
you haven`t dealt with women much, have you ?[/quote]
...The GF thinks I use chrome, while I actually use firefox, which I`ve set to forget all history.

Problem. freaking. solved.
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Female 184
Why is the assumption that it`s her husband who has been looking at the "dodgy" sites? Maybe she doesn`t want HIM finding out about her online shoe shopping addiction?

BTW - I know my husband (of three days!) looks at porn. He looked at it before we got together, he looked at it before we got married. Hell, he`s probably looking at it now. But it doesn`t bother me, and I can`t think why it should.
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Male 5,413
Haha. Men helping out men.
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Female 9,477
@KungFuGuy, that`s what I was thinking.
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Male 151
Her husband should rip a strip off her over her trashy romance novels... the equivalent to porn for women.
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Male 182
CTRL+SHIFT+N.. that is all
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Male 5,811
Reminded me of this.
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Male 4,793
"I submitted this about 2-3 months ago.. sigh... "

And this is why I don`t submit my awesome poo anymore, because it never even gets touched.
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Male 1,471
I submitted this about 2-3 months ago.. sigh...
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Male 1,178
@ScottSerious - thanks for that, I didn`t realise there was a keyboard shortcut. You have just saved me approximately 3 seconds everytime I want to look at porn
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Male 37,803
vv @Caker: that right there? THAT is funny!
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Male 38,489

And now we all understand the phrase
Ignorance is Bliss
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Male 168
A man didn`t come home one night, the next day he told his wife that he had stayed over at a friend`s house.

The woman called her husband`s ten best friends.

Eight of them confirmed he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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Male 3,842
The other day my wife of 9 years asked me what kind of porn I like...so I`m allowed to be ignorant of what kind of tampons she uses!
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Male 2,619
Well played sir, well played.
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Female 409
Haha. Poor, poor stupid woman.
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Male 429
Markevens, although you can`t see this, I hereby award you one internet, for being a true bro.
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Male 1,341
Although, even after being married for 7 years I still have to ask what kind of tampons she wants, because I can never remember lol.
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Male 1,341
@Golden1

I`ve never understood the issue some men have with buying tampons for their girl... As if the clerk will think maybe they`re for him? I don`t know..
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Male 553
Someone needs to learn how to use the incognito function in chrome.. IMHO It`s the best feature that chrome offers..Haha....Ooorr just learn how to erase your history when you`re done whackin` off.
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Male 1,284
i`m watching porn, go make me a sandwich
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Female 123
@Kegomatix - I agree. My husband is confident enough to buy tampons for me and I`m confident enough in myself to not let porn bother me. I feel sad for men that are made to feel bad about it.
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Male 5,314
ctrl+shift+n

learn it
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Male 954
incognito for the climax!
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Female 2,674
leesah, those dates are the days they joined, not the days they posted the question/answer :P
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Male 1,341
The husband really just needs to get his wife to understand that he is going to watch porn, and to get over it... Luckily my wife doesn`t give a f*ck.. Feel bad for anyone who has to hide it from their significant other..
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Male 1,674
"... or you know... you could just set the browser to never remember history..."

you haven`t dealt with women much, have you ?
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Male 12,365
Well, it`s technically true. Malware could fake site visit history and it could use a browser hijack to shove you onto sites, which would create a real site history not chosen by the user.

If you visit a dodgy site using Chrome and it spews popups at you, would they appear in the site history? I`ve never used Chrome, since I have Firefox set up how I like it and see no reason to change.
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Female 1,566
Too bad he was two years too late.
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Male 771
or use incognito mode
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Male 197
HAHA thats awesome!
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Male 2,345
btw chrome has an incognito function...learn to use it, learn to love it!
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Male 2,345
give this man a beer!
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Male 1,625
@LazyMe, thats too suspicious

in the future, the husband needs to learn how to use incognito mode
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Male 10,440
... or you know... you could just set the browser to never remember history...
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Male 3,745
LOL
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Male 423
Totally awesome.
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Male 6,737
Link: Jus` Helpin` A Bro Out! [Pic] [Rate Link] - The husband really needs to discover private browsing...
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