The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 34    Average: 2.8/5]
26 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 6941
Rating: 2.8
Category: Misc
Date: 04/21/12 02:00 PM

26 Responses to Jesus Returns!

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 9:43 am
    Link: Jesus Returns! - And he`s pissed! NSFW Language.
  2. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    how come homelss people dont just squat? now, I LIKE this jesus...how come, me, as a hardcore atheist is 900x`s more christain than any christian I know?
  3. Profile photo of BlazingBird
    BlazingBird Male 13-17
    98 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    The script could have been funnier if the voice was so darn squeaky.
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33083 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:32 pm
    Can I endure 7 minutes of this? Lets see...

    Ugh! Now I rather wish I had NOT.

    Seriously, who in their right mind finds this funny? Ripping on America in a sacriligious way? Is that "new"? nope. Is it "edgy"? nope.

    Make one on Muhammed ripping the Muslims, and show it in Saudi or Iran, THEN you`re doing something!
  5. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    As a highly educated, liberal Christian, I`m sick of this site.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    I couldnt give him a chance... hes not funny and is trying to be smart! not cool....
  7. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    Made it until he was "just chillin and bein` Jesus and sh*t". `Bout 20 seconds.
  8. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    What a nasty, obnoxious, arrogant, liberal prick.
  9. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 3:58 pm
    I would listen, but my ears are bleeding.
  10. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    How bad is a link when even left or right, casual or troll, EVERYONE agrees that it sucks?
  11. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    These days, chrisitans just go through the motions. I can`t accept the idea that someone could really unquestionably believe that crap to be true. In this day and age, it isn`t possible.
  12. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2379 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    He`s so correct!
  13. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm
    The truth hurt i-a-b "christians"?
  14. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    Couldn`t even make it 30 seconds in. Sorry, Dusty, but you are one irritating f#ck.
  15. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    Wait...the US is the richest country? What happened to all this debt I`ve heard about? I always thought China had the most money.
  16. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    April 21, 2012 at 10:31 pm
    Jesus is back and he is right.


    Christians DO NOT follow the message of love Jesus preached.

    Christians today`s JUDGE anyone and everyone they don`t agree with...none more so than gay people.

    I believe in God and Jesus and that is exactly why I don`t got to church.
  17. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 2:25 am
    umm the richest nation on earth? Not when your total debt obligations are well over 100 trillion, thats called bankruptcy, lol
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 3:42 am
    Almost no christians actually live by their code. I`m not talking about individual transgressions that are regretted and not repeated, but most christians live their life in a style diametrically opposed to the teachings of Christ, let alone the rest of the bible. Then they expect some kind of eternal reward because Jesus died for their sins.

    Let`s just put aside my knowledge that there is no god and no salvation and say that the Christian creed has failed to shape society in an enduringly good way.

    It reminds me of a devout Buddhist I knew who wouldn`t eat meat and gave daily offerings at his home shrine while simultaneously stealing from retirees to fund a lifestyle of alcohol, coke and prostitutes, because in his mind circumstances necessitated an exception to the rule.
  19. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 7:02 am
    *yawn. I lasted a half minute, too
  20. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 7:16 am
    There`s a lot of judgemental and prejudicial posts on here of people saying how Christians are.

    FYI they`re wrong.

    Only Christ can say who is Christian or not, and it`s said you`ll a Christian by their love.

    So since we know the world needs more love, we should love one another as God loves us. Because living by prejudice, hatred, spite, and being judgemental to others is not efficient, and is not the way of the future. However, the command of Christ, "Love one another", is the way.
  21. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 7:50 am
    This video is dusty...

    Actually, it is pure dust....

    (hockey players will know what I mean...)
  22. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 7:58 am
    @theguysmiley. You are right. Real Christians arent on the internet much (and when they are, they inhabit their own corner of it). A few periodically try to tell their side on sites like this, only to be treated with contempt and scorn. There is precious little "love" here.....
  23. Profile photo of chalket
    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 10:19 am
    He goes so very far over the top it was kinda hard to watch, and if he had flipped the dratting hair out of his face one more time my head might`ve exploded, but you can`t argue with a single point he made. With so many professed Christians in this country, relatively few seem to give a rat`s ass about the poor, the homeless, or even their own neighbors.
  24. Profile photo of DeanoBoz
    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    Do a video with a talking Mohammad. Dare yah.
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33083 posts
    April 22, 2012 at 10:40 pm
    but you can`t argue with a single point he made
    F-DAT! @chalket! And I`m not even a Christian! This video spews libtard hate-speech and nothing but! If he occasionally makes a `point`? Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then...

    @DeanoBoz! Preach ON Brother!
  26. Profile photo of chalket
    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 12:20 am
    @5cats
    Typical. First the faux indignation (F-DAT!), then the offensive accusation (libtard hate-speech) with no actual attempt to "argue with a single point he made." Stay classy!

Leave a Reply