Jesus Returns!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

And he"s pissed! NSFW Language.
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Male 2,711
@5cats
Typical. First the faux indignation (F-DAT!), then the offensive accusation (libtard hate-speech) with no actual attempt to "argue with a single point he made." Stay classy!
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Male 37,815
[quote]but you can`t argue with a single point he made[/quote]
F-DAT! @chalket! And I`m not even a Christian! This video spews libtard hate-speech and nothing but! If he occasionally makes a `point`? Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then...

@DeanoBoz! Preach ON Brother!
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Male 195
Do a video with a talking Mohammad. Dare yah.
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Male 2,711
He goes so very far over the top it was kinda hard to watch, and if he had flipped the dratting hair out of his face one more time my head might`ve exploded, but you can`t argue with a single point he made. With so many professed Christians in this country, relatively few seem to give a rat`s ass about the poor, the homeless, or even their own neighbors.
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Male 1,810
@theguysmiley. You are right. Real Christians arent on the internet much (and when they are, they inhabit their own corner of it). A few periodically try to tell their side on sites like this, only to be treated with contempt and scorn. There is precious little "love" here.....
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Male 1,810
This video is dusty...

Actually, it is pure dust....

(hockey players will know what I mean...)
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Male 1,243
There`s a lot of judgemental and prejudicial posts on here of people saying how Christians are.

FYI they`re wrong.

Only Christ can say who is Christian or not, and it`s said you`ll a Christian by their love.

So since we know the world needs more love, we should love one another as God loves us. Because living by prejudice, hatred, spite, and being judgemental to others is not efficient, and is not the way of the future. However, the command of Christ, "Love one another", is the way.
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Male 1,950
*yawn. I lasted a half minute, too
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Male 14,835
Almost no christians actually live by their code. I`m not talking about individual transgressions that are regretted and not repeated, but most christians live their life in a style diametrically opposed to the teachings of Christ, let alone the rest of the bible. Then they expect some kind of eternal reward because Jesus died for their sins.

Let`s just put aside my knowledge that there is no god and no salvation and say that the Christian creed has failed to shape society in an enduringly good way.

It reminds me of a devout Buddhist I knew who wouldn`t eat meat and gave daily offerings at his home shrine while simultaneously stealing from retirees to fund a lifestyle of alcohol, coke and prostitutes, because in his mind circumstances necessitated an exception to the rule.
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Male 514
umm the richest nation on earth? Not when your total debt obligations are well over 100 trillion, thats called bankruptcy, lol
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Male 2,345
Jesus is back and he is right.


Christians DO NOT follow the message of love Jesus preached.

Christians today`s JUDGE anyone and everyone they don`t agree with...none more so than gay people.

I believe in God and Jesus and that is exactly why I don`t got to church.
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Female 1,589
Wait...the US is the richest country? What happened to all this debt I`ve heard about? I always thought China had the most money.
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Male 2,440
Couldn`t even make it 30 seconds in. Sorry, Dusty, but you are one irritating f#ck.
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Male 5,081
The truth hurt i-a-b "christians"?
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Male 559
These days, chrisitans just go through the motions. I can`t accept the idea that someone could really unquestionably believe that crap to be true. In this day and age, it isn`t possible.
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Male 835
How bad is a link when even left or right, casual or troll, EVERYONE agrees that it sucks?
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Male 735
I would listen, but my ears are bleeding.
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Male 15,832
What a nasty, obnoxious, arrogant, liberal prick.
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Male 835
Made it until he was "just chillin and bein` Jesus and sh*t". `Bout 20 seconds.
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Male 25,416
I couldnt give him a chance... hes not funny and is trying to be smart! not cool....
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Male 646
As a highly educated, liberal Christian, I`m sick of this site.
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Male 37,815
Can I endure 7 minutes of this? Lets see...

Ugh! Now I rather wish I had NOT.

Seriously, who in their right mind finds this funny? Ripping on America in a sacriligious way? Is that "new"? nope. Is it "edgy"? nope.

Make one on Muhammed ripping the Muslims, and show it in Saudi or Iran, THEN you`re doing something!
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Male 98
The script could have been funnier if the voice was so darn squeaky.
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Female 4,359
how come homelss people dont just squat? now, I LIKE this jesus...how come, me, as a hardcore atheist is 900x`s more christain than any christian I know?
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Female 8,044
Link: Jesus Returns! [Rate Link] - And he`s pissed! NSFW Language.
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