Jesus Getting Tricky About You Accepting Him [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Go ahead, heathen--you have nothing to lose.
There are 31 comments:
Male 15,510
What the hell Jesus, PSP really? they already released the PS VITA darn it
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Male 914
Isn`t this an image from the parody website landoverbaptist.org?
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Male 7,378
Hey Jesus, Satan`s giving out Vitas.
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Male 1,010
Well it`s a hell of a lot more plausible than "eternal joy in heaven" and "strolling over the clouds with your dead grandmother" :-p
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Male 171
Link doesn`t work.
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Male 2,384
ironic in the fact that jesus lived a life of simplicity
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Male 195
Personal Saviour Permanently
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Male 1,195
Do I get to keep it if I renounce my faith afterward?
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Female 87
...continuing because I forgot to mention that my post was in reply to zombunny. :P
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Female 87
Well, I`m convinced! Hell ye- oh, wait, no, I didn`t mean it! Noooooo! *iPad is confiscated* Oh, the hell with this. I hear Satan`s giving out free PCs.
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Male 147
I don`t have that kinda time.
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Female 2,525
Throw in an iPad and I`m sold.
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Male 9,763
chutulhu

Nail em up day is friday. Easter, is hide and seek day.
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Male 325
@chutulhu - if it`s getting up peoples noses then all the more reason not to change it :-)
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Male 51
@boogarcym
I know, i f`d up my name. I suppose i could make another account, but i wont, because my misspelling of cthulhu seems to get up a the noses of a lot of people, so why change it? As for my name making you`re OCD worse, just think of it as a gift, from me to you.

But seriously, it bugs me too, i`m just to lazy to make another account.
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Male 325
@chutulhu

Your spelling of your user name has really kicked off my OCD!
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Male 325
My brother in law is called Jesus - I fully accept him - Can I have my free PSP now?
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Male 25,416
Sneaky..... wait psp`s are worth nothing now anyway
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Male 2,422
Now that`s a miracle I can believe in.
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Male 51
That`s what i`m buying my daughter for nail `m up day this weekend.
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Male 340
A lot more believable than that whole far-fetched "heaven and hell" thing.
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Male 11,739
Westboro Baptist Church will do anything to get new members.
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Male 399
Landoverbaptist ad right? :P
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Female 9,572
lol @gerry.
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Male 39,914

Depends on what they mean by "PSP".

Pocket Sin Protector? {mini-bible}
Pap Smear Partner ?
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Male 319
Woooo! Jaaaaay-Ceeeeeee! Wooooo!
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Male 9,763
I accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and all I got was this lousy tshirt. Just kidding. I still had to buy the tshirt.
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Male 6,737
Mehhhh no thanks.
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Female 3,726
I have Ad Blocker Plus for a reason....
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Male 5,811
I hope they nail whoever made this...
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Male 1,620
Link: Jesus Getting Tricky About You Accepting Him [Pic] [Rate Link] - Go ahead, heathen--you have nothing to lose.
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