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Date: 04/11/12 01:01 PM

26 Responses to Jesus Appears Again, Walks On Water [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    Link: Jesus Appears Again, Walks On Water - Take that, all you Easter-hating atheists.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    Jesus needs to tan
  3. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    And here`s littlemissqt on schedule. Heh.
  4. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7562 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    Unfortunately you can see the submerged bit!
  5. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1079 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    Jesus dog says:


    WORSHIP ME!
  6. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    You can be a follower of Jesus of Nazareth and still not buy into his contemporary religion.
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    Ahhh.... i see what you did there
  8. Profile photo of oldrugger
    oldrugger Male 40-49
    5 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    Wait, Jesus is a ginger? Dear God....
  9. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    @Buiadh, welcome to the world of social engineering.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    @rpossum. greatly prefer THAT religion. i already worship the dogs in my life.

    @buiadh. right again.
  11. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    That`s some good timing, Lou.
  12. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    thats a really pasty middle easterner
  13. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    That isn`t Jesus. Look how ghostly pale he is! That`s got to be the Holy Spirit.
  14. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    Jesus was a middle eastern person. You know, one of the people that straps a bomb to their chest and goes ALLAHALAHALAHALAHALH and blows people up.
  15. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 5:40 pm
    "Take that, all you Easter-hating atheists."

    jesus-f*cking-christ. really?
  16. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 6:50 pm
    Nice capture. It took a bit of luck to get that
  17. Profile photo of 003067
    003067 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    I thought jesus had a beard.
  18. Profile photo of nofauxreals
    nofauxreals Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 8:08 pm
    That jesus is totally do-able.
  19. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 12, 2012 at 12:55 am
    "I thought jesus had a beard."

    Jesus looked alot like Osama Bin Laden....

    But no one wants to accept that. Jesus must have been the ONLY white man born in Jew-Ruselum
  20. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    April 12, 2012 at 4:35 am
    I`m all for "whatever/whomever you want/want not to believe in, belive in", but there`s no reason to come up with this "take that, all you Easter-hating atheists" crap. There should seriously be one sane person who screens and writes all the captions for the posts.
  21. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1079 posts
    April 12, 2012 at 6:25 am
    @Atrayu and Xerasia:
    The caption is obviously satirical. It would only be literal if littlemissqt was claiming this is actually proof of Jesus, she is clearly not.

    Learn to laugh at yourself a little. Its like one of us holding up a noodle and claiming it is proof of the great and powerful flying spaghetti monster.
  22. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 12, 2012 at 9:08 am
    Where are the new trolls coming from? Mods making them or are we really attracting that many new knuckleheads?
  23. Profile photo of soundman655
    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 12, 2012 at 9:46 am
    And he can fly!
  24. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    April 12, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    @Steelgrid "esus looked alot like Osama Bin Laden.... "

    "Alot" is not a word.
  25. Profile photo of youlikeicecr
    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    April 13, 2012 at 8:47 am
    "Alot" is not a word." -- I see that misspelling quite a lot.
  26. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 13, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    nice timing!

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