Jesus Appears Again, Walks On Water [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny

Take that, all you Easter-hating atheists.
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Male 1,360
nice timing!
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Male 237
"Alot" is not a word." -- I see that misspelling quite a lot.
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Male 586
@Steelgrid "esus looked alot like Osama Bin Laden.... "

"Alot" is not a word.
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Male 1,558
And he can fly!
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Male 835
Where are the new trolls coming from? Mods making them or are we really attracting that many new knuckleheads?
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Male 1,122
@Atrayu and Xerasia:
The caption is obviously satirical. It would only be literal if littlemissqt was claiming this is actually proof of Jesus, she is clearly not.

Learn to laugh at yourself a little. Its like one of us holding up a noodle and claiming it is proof of the great and powerful flying spaghetti monster.
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Female 1,478
I`m all for "whatever/whomever you want/want not to believe in, belive in", but there`s no reason to come up with this "take that, all you Easter-hating atheists" crap. There should seriously be one sane person who screens and writes all the captions for the posts.
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Male 2,700
"I thought jesus had a beard."

Jesus looked alot like Osama Bin Laden....

But no one wants to accept that. Jesus must have been the ONLY white man born in Jew-Ruselum
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Male 8
That jesus is totally do-able.
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Female 150
I thought jesus had a beard.
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Male 878
Nice capture. It took a bit of luck to get that
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Female 1,181
"Take that, all you Easter-hating atheists."

jesus-f*cking-christ. really?
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Male 4,793
Jesus was a middle eastern person. You know, one of the people that straps a bomb to their chest and goes ALLAHALAHALAHALAHALH and blows people up.
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Male 2,440
That isn`t Jesus. Look how ghostly pale he is! That`s got to be the Holy Spirit.
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Male 1,625
thats a really pasty middle easterner
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Male 1,832
That`s some good timing, Lou.
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Female 4,084
@rpossum. greatly prefer THAT religion. i already worship the dogs in my life.

@buiadh. right again.
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Male 620
@Buiadh, welcome to the world of social engineering.
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Male 5
Wait, Jesus is a ginger? Dear God....
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Male 25,416
Ahhh.... i see what you did there
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Male 1,623
You can be a follower of Jesus of Nazareth and still not buy into his contemporary religion.
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Male 1,122
Jesus dog says:


WORSHIP ME!
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Female 8,177
Unfortunately you can see the submerged bit!
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Male 6,737
And here`s littlemissqt on schedule. Heh.
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Male 15,510
Jesus needs to tan
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Female 1,609
Link: Jesus Appears Again, Walks On Water [Pic] [Rate Link] - Take that, all you Easter-hating atheists.
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