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Date: 04/26/12 01:00 PM

23 Responses to Inmate Brags About Living Better In Jail Than Out

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 11:13 am
    Link: Inmate Brags About Living Better In Jail Than Out - He was posting his `better in jail than out` life on Facebook. It included drugs, an illegal cell phone, and internet.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    macguffin tirade in 3...2....1...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    So? It`s a gang of criminals in jail. You expected upstanding-citizen type behavior?

    If you have to be in prison, why not make the best of it?
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    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    Take away the cellphones. Take away the food, the weed, the cigs, and everything else but that which is provided by the jail. It`s enough that they drain society by having to be locked up.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    Not to mention it`s a free roof over your head if you`re poor.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    As if the phrase "truth in sentencing" wasn`t ironic enough.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    "Take away the food, the weed, the cigs, and everything else but that which is provided by the jail."

    The only thing not provided by the jail is the weed and cell phone.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    "macguffin tirade in 3...2....1..."
    No one`s heard from her in days. Either she`s been banned or she herself is in prison.
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    aRTCy Male 30-39
    18 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 2:05 pm
    That`s all junk food. How`s is that better living?
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2340 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    It`s entirely possible that MacGuffin evolved beyond the need for a crude physical body, and has ascended to a state of being even higher than that of Europe.

    That, or she got her head stuck in a mayonnaise jar again...
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    justadiver Male 40-49
    49 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    criminal rating scale:
    unlucky: caught by hidden camera
    dumb: recording yourself committing crime
    farking dumb: posting video on network site
    "Martez" dumb: posting that video while you`re in jail

    Their are probably Special Needs people calling this guy r3t4rd.
    I hope they post videos of themselves and Martez is forced to watch them laugh at his stupidity.
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    justadiver Male 40-49
    49 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    Diver dumb: using the wrong version of "There" and can`t figure out how to edit post.
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    Grayvyn Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    "Shelby County"
    That`s good ole` Memphis. I drive by the very jail they`re talking about every now and then.

    Gotta love Memphis...
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    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
    237 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 3:39 pm
    Bring him down to the Texas Department of Criminal Justice and we`ll see how much better it is on the inside than the outside.

    I`m a little biased but I`m sure we could get his heart right and have him walking the line in no time.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Snacks, drugs, air conditioning, and Ho/bro`s. Very likely better than his hood.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 4:16 pm
    Need to replace the downs syndrome girls face with this guys face.
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 6:48 pm
    "most inmates are serving felony drug charges"

    Just a bunch of stoned black guys in there, they`ll just eat all that junk food then pass out no harm done.
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    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 7:17 pm
    sounds like the life!
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    AWESOMEBOT Male 30-39
    67 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 7:51 pm
    That`s so exciting! I installed the doors in that prison. It`s good to see that they`re still holding up!
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    "That`s so exciting! I installed the doors in that prison. It`s good to see that they`re still holding up!"

    The good news is your good workmanship - the bad news - DUDE you left your lunch and forgot your stash!
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    ShweeTooth Male 18-29
    33 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 10:14 pm
    SMOKING POT!? these coons should be locked up for this sort of....oh wait... i love how they get this really uptight rich white guy to be so harsh towards these awful, evil, pot smoking N-bombs.. all this tv bullpoo serves to do is alienate us from each other. each day they make the whites hate the blacks and vice versa, more and more. i guess they are pushing for a race-war. what with (Trayvon) and all.
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    julesss Male 40-49
    38 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    What I find really weird, speaking as a European, is that a town Mayor is in charge and responsible for a prison. What are his qualifications??
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    mackin Male 30-39
    210 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    Oh man, to be locked up and have my freedom restricted, but I get Doritos! That IS the good life. Better document this and share it to the public!

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