Inmate Brags About Living Better In Jail Than Out

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

He was posting his "better in jail than out" life on Facebook. It included drugs, an illegal cell phone, and internet.
There are 23 comments:
Male 210
Oh man, to be locked up and have my freedom restricted, but I get Doritos! That IS the good life. Better document this and share it to the public!
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Male 38
What I find really weird, speaking as a European, is that a town Mayor is in charge and responsible for a prison. What are his qualifications??
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Male 33
SMOKING POT!? these coons should be locked up for this sort of....oh wait... i love how they get this really uptight rich white guy to be so harsh towards these awful, evil, pot smoking N-bombs.. all this tv bullpoo serves to do is alienate us from each other. each day they make the whites hate the blacks and vice versa, more and more. i guess they are pushing for a race-war. what with (Trayvon) and all.
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Male 300
"That`s so exciting! I installed the doors in that prison. It`s good to see that they`re still holding up!"

The good news is your good workmanship - the bad news - DUDE you left your lunch and forgot your stash!
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Male 67
That`s so exciting! I installed the doors in that prison. It`s good to see that they`re still holding up!
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Male 735
sounds like the life!
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Male 423
"most inmates are serving felony drug charges"

Just a bunch of stoned black guys in there, they`ll just eat all that junk food then pass out no harm done.
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Male 17,512
Need to replace the downs syndrome girls face with this guys face.
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Male 300
Snacks, drugs, air conditioning, and Ho/bro`s. Very likely better than his hood.
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Male 237
Bring him down to the Texas Department of Criminal Justice and we`ll see how much better it is on the inside than the outside.

I`m a little biased but I`m sure we could get his heart right and have him walking the line in no time.
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Male 8
"Shelby County"
That`s good ole` Memphis. I drive by the very jail they`re talking about every now and then.

Gotta love Memphis...
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Male 49
Diver dumb: using the wrong version of "There" and can`t figure out how to edit post.
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Male 49
criminal rating scale:
unlucky: caught by hidden camera
dumb: recording yourself committing crime
farking dumb: posting video on network site
"Martez" dumb: posting that video while you`re in jail

Their are probably Special Needs people calling this guy r3t4rd.
I hope they post videos of themselves and Martez is forced to watch them laugh at his stupidity.
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Male 2,670
It`s entirely possible that MacGuffin evolved beyond the need for a crude physical body, and has ascended to a state of being even higher than that of Europe.

That, or she got her head stuck in a mayonnaise jar again...
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Male 18
That`s all junk food. How`s is that better living?
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Male 37,888

[quote]"macguffin tirade in 3...2....1..." [/quote]
No one`s heard from her in days. Either she`s been banned or she herself is in prison.
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Male 10,339
"Take away the food, the weed, the cigs, and everything else but that which is provided by the jail."

The only thing not provided by the jail is the weed and cell phone.
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Male 10,845
As if the phrase "truth in sentencing" wasn`t ironic enough.
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Male 5,413
Not to mention it`s a free roof over your head if you`re poor.
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Male 340
Take away the cellphones. Take away the food, the weed, the cigs, and everything else but that which is provided by the jail. It`s enough that they drain society by having to be locked up.
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Male 37,888

So? It`s a gang of criminals in jail. You expected upstanding-citizen type behavior?

If you have to be in prison, why not make the best of it?
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Male 1,008
macguffin tirade in 3...2....1...
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Female 8,044
Link: Inmate Brags About Living Better In Jail Than Out [Rate Link] - He was posting his `better in jail than out` life on Facebook. It included drugs, an illegal cell phone, and internet.
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