I-A-B Book Club Reading Pick Of The Week #21 [Pic]

Submitted by: uhmerikin 4 years ago Weird

What in the F did I just read?
There are 31 comments:
Female 399
OHMYFCKINGJESUSGOD WTF
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Male 1,471
"i wanna roll it up and put it in my vagina".. A frequent IAB`er perhaps ?
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Male 12
how long would it take to cook at 98.6?
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Male 14,775
And that`s why they wear gloves in ER.
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Male 291

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Male 291
slue-etta, I work in a group home that takes care of people with mental disabilities and I don`t find this offensive at all. The people I work with are still people and sometimes they do funny/weird/strange things and people want to tell others about it and we can`t. Our consumers are protected by the HIPAA act which means we cannot tell anyone about anyone`s diagnoses unless there is no way for anyone to know who we are talking about. For example I can tell you that I work with a guy who was CP and I can tell you that because you do not know me or the people I work with. What I am trying to get across is that unlike everyone else we can`t talk about our work and this is how this person chose to do that.
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Male 3,745
what. the. actual. drat.
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Male 453
I got toxic shock syndrome from reading this.
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Male 166
Sad.
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Male 194
Is there anything chickens cant do?
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Female 4,086
so now we`re mocking the mentally ill?
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Male 1,045
OldOllie wins the internets.
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Male 31
A nice big shot of sodium pentathol would fix her right up
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Male 1,511
OMG!
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Female 349
Um, wow. I hope she got help.
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Male 4,793
"Give her a general anesthetic, then when she wakes up, giver her a live chicken and tell her it worked. "

^This.
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Male 6,737
Holy crap!
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Male 25,416
im not reading a book in iab. I dont read in real life
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Female 7,838
How sad, poor woman..
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Male 2,737
That`s how I was born,.....through WITCHCRAFT!!!
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Male 15,832
Give her a general anesthetic, then when she wakes up, giver her a live chicken and tell her it worked.
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Male 329
@RPossum: ZThe pins could have been rusty to begin with.
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Male 5,094
Poor woman.
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Male 37,910

It`s from "EMERGENCY: True stories from the nation`s ERs" by Mark Brown.
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Male 1,122
Summary for those who can`t see this pic.
A doctors report of a mental patient who was obsessed with having a baby so she put pieces of chicken inside her vagina to become a baby, and sealed it using 3 safety pins through her labia. The pins were rusted so the chicken had been up there awhile.
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Male 620
so thats how they make the pink slime for chicken nuggets..
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Male 2,670
That is one hell of a way to baste a chicken.
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Male 2,552
Not seeing anything...
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Male 642
as sergeant schultz likes to say.. "I see nothing.. NOOTHING!"
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Male 876
Link: I-A-B Book Club Reading Pick Of The Week #21 [Pic] [Rate Link] - What in the F did I just read?
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