How To Have All You Want In Life [Pic]

Submitted by: ElectricEye 4 years ago Funny

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There are 18 comments:
Male 3,949
Lol I remember this, so this was your first post eh ElectricEye. I like it, kudos.
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Female 220
Untrue! For me anyways. I have everything I want AND my son :) Life has been good to me.
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Female 737
At least with a kid I have an excuse for having a messy house and watching cartoons all day. ;)

Plus when people ask what I do, I`m not as looked down on for "I`m a stay at home mom" than the look I used to get with "I like to stay home and play video games."
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Male 1,793
kids are much better than objects...
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Male 554
one person`s selfishness is another persons freedom
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Female 4,086
or you could just do what i did: wait until you`re over 50 and hook up with someone willing to privately adopt.
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Male 5,413
Haha true.
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Male 1,586
@sarah you`re right we do say that at least we recognize our selfishness so we don`t have kids we`d regret.
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Male 2,841
The only thing missing in a childless couples life is being knee deep in poo, vomit, and piss every 24 hours.
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Female 3,562
"My wife and I have the same plans. We say that we`re too selfish to have kids."

But by not having kids you`re being selfless because you know you`d be bad at it.
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Male 17
my kids will hunt you all down.
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Male 3,909
I agree, if we had kids we couldn`t do all the fun sh*t we do and it`s fun to make fun of friends who have kids and are always b*tching that they never get any sleep and have no money and can`t go out like they used to
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Male 914
"Yeah, it`s fun and all not to have kids but you always get the feeling that there`s something missing."

Speak for yourself.
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Male 1,586
My wife and I have the same plans. We say that we`re too selfish to have kids.
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Male 2,172
Yeah, it`s fun and all not to have kids but you always get the feeling that there`s something missing.
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Male 2,988
easiest way to be rich is never have kids
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Male 914
As a childfree vasectomized male, I concur.
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Male 2,729
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