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Date: 04/28/12 09:12 AM

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  1. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 40-49
    2723 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 5:22 am
    Link: How To Have All You Want In Life - In a nutshell
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:22 am
    As a childfree vasectomized male, I concur.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:44 am
    easiest way to be rich is never have kids
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:55 am
    Yeah, it`s fun and all not to have kids but you always get the feeling that there`s something missing.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:56 am
    My wife and I have the same plans. We say that we`re too selfish to have kids.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 10:07 am
    "Yeah, it`s fun and all not to have kids but you always get the feeling that there`s something missing."

    Speak for yourself.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 10:17 am
    I agree, if we had kids we couldn`t do all the fun sh*t we do and it`s fun to make fun of friends who have kids and are always b*tching that they never get any sleep and have no money and can`t go out like they used to
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    chubbence Male 18-29
    17 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 10:32 am
    my kids will hunt you all down.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 11:34 am
    "My wife and I have the same plans. We say that we`re too selfish to have kids."

    But by not having kids you`re being selfless because you know you`d be bad at it.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 11:39 am
    The only thing missing in a childless couples life is being knee deep in poo, vomit, and piss every 24 hours.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 11:52 am
    @sarah you`re right we do say that at least we recognize our selfishness so we don`t have kids we`d regret.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 11:59 am
    Haha true.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    or you could just do what i did: wait until you`re over 50 and hook up with someone willing to privately adopt.
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    one person`s selfishness is another persons freedom
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    kids are much better than objects...
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    At least with a kid I have an excuse for having a messy house and watching cartoons all day. ;)

    Plus when people ask what I do, I`m not as looked down on for "I`m a stay at home mom" than the look I used to get with "I like to stay home and play video games."
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    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 6:14 am
    Untrue! For me anyways. I have everything I want AND my son :) Life has been good to me.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3318 posts
    April 18, 2014 at 4:02 pm
    Lol I remember this, so this was your first post eh ElectricEye. I like it, kudos.

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