Hilarious `Cold Pop` Woman Escapes Fire!

Submitted by: moedookie 5 years ago in Funny

Hilarious Cold Pop woman "ain"t got no time" for bronchitis, escapes fire.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Davy, it`s "masterful" because you know in your heart that every word was true. [/quote]
Nah, must`ve missed that bit.
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Male 626
If she had better teeth she`d be a great actress.
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Male 15,832
Davy, it`s "masterful" because you know in your heart that every word was true.
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Male 2,059
I concur with those lauding her talkness.
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Male 661
She was brilliant. I would love to see her relate the events of an ordinary day. She seems to me to be like Joey Diaz, a fantastic storyteller who could make even the most banal events riveting.
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Male 6,737
Agree with Stonardsftw.
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Male 6,227
Here`s my thinking and I`m entirely serious:

Under different circumstances, this woman would be a star of stage or screen. She`s a born actress. And I DON`T mean that she isn`t telling the truth here. I mean that she is expressive, and emotive, and absolutely comes ALIVE on the camera. You can tell that, as horrible as the experience was, she enjoys being able to be at the center of attention for a minute. Totally amazing personality and I really wish I could see more of her on TV, at the theater, or even at a local playhouse.
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Male 321
@blackcatseye

It`s not racist unless you make it racist, you dumb bitch. What`s racist about a funny woman being interviewed after a fire?
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Male 141
She`s awesome.
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Female 685
Sooooo fake, and also quite BORING, and racist. IAB in a nutshell.
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Male 6,737
Ohh lawd Jesus it`s a faar.
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Male 321
Now this is the funny and likeable kind of black. I just wish other African Americans didn`t try so hard to fit the gangster stereotype, and were more like this woman.
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Male 600
Umm... is it just me or does the sound somehow not match up to the lips?
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Male 9
shmoyoho.... take it away!!!!
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Male 508
I swear at first I thought I was watching the onion.
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Male 14
I hope someone makes a song out of this
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Male 12,138
[quote]If she was white, you liberals could all make fun of her for being a Christian, but because she`s black, I guess you`ll all be giving her a pass.[/quote]
Ollie, she`s funny, she has character, that`s all it is. Pretty sure you`re the only one here turning it into a racial thing. Let it go, brother.

Masterful stroke of you though to introduce not just race, but religion and politics also into the thread.

*Applause*
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Male 977
I stand corrected. This is somehow legitimate.
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Male 977
I`m with you bandit. Poor reporting and vague channel references.
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Male 25,416
wow... someones passionate about their comments.
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Male 15,832
If she was white, you liberals could all make fun of her for being a Christian, but because she`s black, I guess you`ll all be giving her a pass.
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Male 1
this seems really fake.
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Male 766
jesus picks tomatoes in califoria . . . now you say he`s an arsonist? talk about racial profiling!
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Male 585
that guy in the backround got his 15 seconds in 5 second intervals, too funny
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Male 6,227
I`m in love. I want her to have my little squirrel babies. (In all seriousness, she does have great eyes.)
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Male 197
PRAISEEEEE THE LORD!
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Male 75
hahaha what?!?

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Male 1,832
Horrifying indeed.
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Male 38,474

I will refraim from comment lest the Black Panthers put a bounty out on me.
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Male 329
Dang everyone beat me to the obvious autotune comment....BUT am I the only one who thinks this is ripe for Tarantino blaxploitation fodder? "Sweet Brown`s Bad Baad Bronchitis"

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Male 15,510
Imminent Auto tune ahead
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Male 2,384
the new antione dawson
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Male 195
I smell Internet gold.
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Male 395
aaaand autotuned in 5...4...3...2...
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Male 79
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