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Date: 04/28/12 01:15 PM

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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 10:00 am
    Link: Good Question! - Does anyone have an answer?
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    robinbeirne Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    Like anyone would want to be married in heaven
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    That is indeed a very good question. I`d also like to ask how they can actively and aggresively deny two consenting adults the right to pursue happiness by tying the knot because they`re the same sex, yet, don`t blink an eye when a Christian gets a divorce.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 1:30 pm



    Oh philosoraptor, how I love thee.
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    I have a better question.. Who cares? I`m perfectly happy being atheist without worrying about Christians and their flawed logic.
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    Colors Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    I think its because once you die and go to heaven your only devotion is to the lord, or something like that.
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    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    In recent years they changed the wording to "forever and ever."
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Perhaps most of the time married people don`t die at the same time. More religious intolerance. Stay classy IAB.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    April 28, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    It`s a stupid question. The answer is obvious.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    Usually one spouse dies before the other, parting them for the time being, until they are reunited in paradise? I don`t know, it`s the only thing that makes sense.
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    April 28, 2012 at 2:06 pm
    Death parts you when the first one dies, duh! Then you get reunited in heaven. `Sall BS, but that`s the idea.
    I want to know what happens when a spouse dies and the survivor eventually remarries. Does s/he have two husbands/wives in heaven one day?
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    April 28, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    cause when you die, you finally get to escape from the hellhound you married?
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    I`m Mormon and we don`t believe that it has to.
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    suzietoo Female 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    because marriage is only valid on Earth. In heaven you become brothers and sisters, God`s children. It would be creepy if you were still married in heaven...
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2012 at 2:25 pm
    "I want to know what happens when a spouse dies and the survivor eventually remarries. Does s/he have two husbands/wives in heaven one day?"


    That`s not heaven. that`s hell.
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    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Matthew 22:29 Jesus replied, "You are in error because you do not know the scriptures or the power of God. At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."
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    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    I was taught as a child that if one does "get into" heaven then you have no memories of your life on earth and do not remember or recognize loved ones. I actually started crying once I was told this because it was the saddest thing I had ever heard. I was actually scared to go to heaven for the first time.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    April 28, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    You won`t be married in Heaven anymore because you`ll be happy!

    Wait, that sounds odd... but accurate! lolz!
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 3:20 pm
    Eternal love really isn`t very eternal. Maybe once you die you learn to love everyone as much as you loved each other.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    pizzapits wins. Dormed states the obvious answer. Took 8 posts to get there.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 4:22 pm
    Because religious people are stupid.
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    mon360 Male 13-17
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    April 28, 2012 at 4:24 pm
    In heaven you won`t love anybody as much as anybody else! well, idk loltit. Heaven is exactly what you want it to be.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    April 28, 2012 at 5:23 pm
    the answer to the question is that all earthy covenants, i.e., marriage, end upon death. so when you die you`re single again. forever. and if you have had more than one spouse it doesn`t matter.

    no, i don`t get it and i don`t care, being the atheist that i am. its all just a bag of crap and i just remember the nonsense from religion class.

    however it really really freaks out my sister who`s very religious and very jealous of her late second husband`s previous two wives... can anyone say `insecure`? or `scorecard`?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 28, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Marriage is forever.
    The "till death do you part" bit is how long they are expected
    to remain loyal to that person. Without that clause you
    could not remarry because you`re still married to a corpse.
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    kcannon108 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 7:09 pm
    Earthly relationships don`t matter after death.

    Matthew 22:24-33‘If a man dies having no children, his brother must marry the widow and raise up offspring for his brother.’ Now there were seven brothers among us. The first married and died, and having no offspring left his wife to his brother. So too the second and third, down to the seventh. After them all, the woman died. In the resurrection, therefore, of the seven, whose wife will she be? For they all had her.”
    But Jesus answered them, “You are wrong, because you know neither the Scriptures nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven. And as for the resurrection of the dead, have you not read what was said to you by God: ‘I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? He is not God of the dead, but of the liv
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2012 at 7:11 pm
    So what you`re saying is all those dead bodies are back on the market... brb
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    Unless you are Mormon, in which case the idea is that it lasts throughout eternity. A beautifully romantic idea.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    I believe there is a whole passage in the bible:

    Mark 12:25

    I believe he was speaking out of his arse as heaven clearly doesn`t exist, but at least the issue is addressed in the scripture.
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    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 8:45 pm
    because if a christian goes to heaven they shouldn`t have to deal with hell...

    Ba dum tsssss
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    IbBored Male 13-17
    72 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    Are christians just not welcome on this website?
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 9:09 pm
    because in heaven they will be like the angels, and wont marry
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 9:55 pm
    @IbBored Basically.
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    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 9:56 pm
    "Are Christians just not welcome on this website?"

    No. Go away. Let God entertain you.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 10:44 pm
    Hey, give the poor dinosaur a break. They have very small brains, just like liberals.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2012 at 11:03 pm
    @OldOllie

    To be fair, both liberals and conservatives have pretty small brains.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 11:41 pm
    Are christians just not welcome on this website?
    Oh, pardon us, were we supposed to mock things that make sense?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 11:44 pm
    Mark 12:25 Does explain, somewhat. We will rejoin our families in Christian love and joy when we die. Neither marriage or divorce will be an issue in heaven.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 28, 2012 at 11:56 pm
    @Edgarska19

    "I hate conservatives, but I REALLY f***ing hate liberals." -- Matt Stone
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    som-tam Male 18-29
    714 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 12:24 am
    This site: some cliché about how Christianity is dumb.
    Average commenter: gosh how clever, lets see those evil conservatives defend this.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 3:00 am
    If Christians believe in life after death, why do they cry at funerals?
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 4:47 am
    I don`t mind reasonable criticisms of Christianity, but this one, like most of the ones on this site, is just stupid.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    April 29, 2012 at 5:28 am
    "til death do you part" means "until death separates you".
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2012 at 7:40 am
    Frig IAB... enough with the troll posts.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
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    April 29, 2012 at 7:49 am
    Ok, this is just stupid.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    April 29, 2012 at 8:05 am
    And these trolling Christian features/posts are put on here on weekends, to troll harder since that is when Christians usually do their public worship, on Sundays. Trying to get as big a sh*tstorm as possible.....

    Stay classy, I-A-B. You are SO BRAVE !!!
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    LENARiT Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2012 at 9:12 am
    it gives you the chance, to learn from you mistakes :D
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    tatripp Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2012 at 8:00 pm
    this post is ridiculously stupid. contradiction fail
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 29, 2012 at 10:00 pm
    lawndarts: Yes, it does seem that IAB mods like to troll Christians like Bruce Willis does movies.

    Troll Hard
    Troll Harder
    Troll Hard With A Vengeance
    Live Free Or Troll Hard
    A Good Day To Troll Hard (next year)

    Problem is this doesn`t cure our boredom, it cures theirs.
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    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:54 am
    Marriage is not a christian thing. Its a legal thing.
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    hamptoninn Male 30-39
    57 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 7:30 am
    Christians believe that marriage is only for this life because, according to Jesus, there is no marriage in heaven:
    Matthew 22:30 "At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven."
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 10:15 am
    Mormons believe in eternal marriage. Be Mormon, be happy. :)

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