Friday: Heaven Or Hell, The Choice Is Yours [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Misc

What"s it gonna be, I-A-B?
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Male 5,874
As an atheist, I have neither heaven nor hell. However, `This Friday in hell` looks remarkably like every Friday at my local pub, but appears to stay open longer.
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Male 7,123
`I`m pretty sure God is not fond of child molesting priests...`

Then why did he make so many?
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Male 17,512
Steelgrid: you have the common misconception that most people have, That Satan `rules` in hell. Actually, The Bible says Satan is thrown into the bottomless pit and that those not found in the book of life are put into the lake of burning fire.

No one will rule in hell, all sent there will be eternally punished. Satan doesn`t serve God, Satan didn`t create hell. Satan will not end up ruling in Hell. Satan, the Beast, the False Prophet and the demons will `Be As Ashes`, utterly destroyed.

Now of course there is some conjecture among Christians about all this, some say the unforgiven will not remain in Hell forever, others call it the `second death` meaning an eternity in darkness. Importantly though, there is nothing in the Bible saying that Satan `rules` in Hell and ample prophecy that Satan will be destroyed.
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Male 1,048
Fat soccer moms or strippers...hmmmm one`s ready to give it all, the other is ready to take it all. Decisions Decisions
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Male 1,196
i`m down for some harp lessons
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Male 1,745
I`m pretty sure God is not fond of child molesting priests and immediately condemns scientists.
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Male 2,516
yeaahhhh!!!


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Male 658
This is stupid. Neither of these places exist, but if they did, you can`t argue in favor of eternal torture over paradise. Nothing about Hell says you get to hang out with the cool people who went there before you.

Also, who wants to be anywhere near pornstars? They are universally disgusting.
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Female 4,086
another religious debate????

BORING!
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Male 14,330

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Male 14,330
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Male 759
Nah, i think i`ll just stay on Earth if it`s all the same to you.
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Male 36,543
@HolyGod: I`m not all that religious, but I`ll try:
Satan doesn`t appear too often in the Bible actually. iirc he and some other `fallen angels` were far too keen on having sex with humans even after God told them not to, and were cast out.
Hell is a really bad place, especially in the Koran! Not fun and games as our Satan worshiping media would portray (not kidding).

I personally don`t think God would allow us freewill, then punish us THAT bad for our mistakes, makes no sense!

@Nearl: Good news, lots of sex in hell!
Bad news?
It`s with this guy NSFW! And you`re on the recieving end of it...
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Female 3,696
Strippers! Porn Stars! Scientists! YESSS
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Male 5,413
This is why hell is always awesome.
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Male 1,045
@CrakrJak

On the plus side, metal bands.
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Male 2,700
Now due to character limit I couldnt finish my last statement but, this is all in assumption that I believe in either entity, which I dont. Im just pointing out a fallacy in your logic and how fallible (Gullible) your God really is.
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Male 2,700
"That part about the "Giant Cookout" is a bit non-descriptive, because you`ll be the ones getting cooked. "

Think about this statement for just a moment. Especially you Crackr. Satan fell from heaven giving God the middle finger all the way down. Satan HATES God. Satan HATES heaven. So what kind of logic says to you that Satan is going to do God`s budding by punishing those who did like his and defy God?

Seriously just.......just think about it for one second past that illogical gibberish that your book tells you. If Satan does punish the wicked, then he is an agent of God THUS making Satan a servant of God. BUT!!!! That is not what your book says is it. Nonono, the book says he is the lord of lies, that his native tongue is that of lies. Be that the case, then each whisper delivered by Satan to do bad and to fear his hell is actually a lie!!!

Satan doesnt rule a wicked place, he rules an alternate heaven parallel to that which you call
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Male 7,926
Crakr, 5cats
Nobody will answer my question?
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Male 3,061
This is F U C K I N G stupid.
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Male 33
Id rather be a king below, then a servant above. id rather be free to hate, then a prisoner of love! - Anvil 666
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Male 1,931
I would rather rule in hell than to serve in heaven.
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Male 17,512
That part about the "Giant Cookout" is a bit non-descriptive, because you`ll be the ones getting cooked.
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Male 34
"F*cking hell..." Hope so, there`s no point going otherwise.
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Male 953
Better to Rule in Hell, than serve in heaven.
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Male 134
@5Cats

Anything a christian claims as good is probably evil. Hell`s where you really want to be. And as far as getting into heaven goes, repentance for past sins is all it takes. Murder, rape, and child molestation, it doesn`t matter. If you repent, you are saved.
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Male 7,586
How about nobody here dies and goes to either this weekend. I want to live!
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Male 7,926
"there`s no way that child molesting priests are getting into heaven"

Doesn`t the bible say that acceptance into heaven has nothing to do with acts, but simply the acceptance of Jesus as your lord and savior?
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Male 423
Hell sounds like more fun tbh.
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Male 36,543
[quote]How do you miss out on making the buffet $6.66?[/quote]
Totally bang on @HolyGod! How could they come so close, and still miss!!!

This picture is pure crap. IF (and it`s a big IF) you believe this stuff it in no way resembles what`s going on in this post.
Heaven: you`re happy, life is perfect
Hell: you`re suffering, life is... hell!

Also: there`s no way that child molesting priests are getting into heaven. Beazelbub has a devil put aside for each of them... (from the Queen song, eh?)
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Male 3,909
@HolyGod That`s exactly what I was thinking, the buffet should have been $6.66
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Male 7,926
OK, this is a serious question to religious folks and I would love a serious answer. If you make a list of all the evil horrible things that God does to man in the bible and a list of all the evil horrible things that Satan does to man in the bible, how can you look at those lists and come away with God being the good guy and Satan being the bad guy?
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Male 7,926
How do you miss out on making the buffet $6.66?
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Male 1,178
you know what`s even funnier than this picture? All the theists getting really angry...
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Male 10,845
FU<K YOU IAB CENSORS!
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Male 10,845
Oh come on surely I can get some <0<ktails and bowling in heaven.
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Male 2,586
Yeah sod it, I`m screwed... I just got my PhD in genetics! - that`s got to be one of the most anti-god sciences around!
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Male 598
I couldnt wait to move out of my parent`s house as a teenager, so why would it be appealing to spend eternity with not only my parents, but my celestial father as well? no thank you.
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Male 1,497
Silly... really. All this fuss about death is making life worse for the living. Death is just death. After death you are still dead unless you are revived. Luckily I was. When I died there wasn`t anything exept death. Nothing scary, just death. You hardly feel it happed at all. Relaxing really to be honest.
Ps. I am not a good man by any means. So you think that would I would have seen something.
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Male 508
LOL!! It`s not the post I`m rating 4 stars, it`s all the comments with people complaining about bible trashing that I`m rating 4 start.
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Male 886
Not that this is either...it is just almost lunch time and I didn`t bring my lunch to work.
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Male 886
How about neither? How about I reincarnate into something that can savagely eat stupid people and then have ignorant racists for dessert?



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Male 977
This is hilarious. No doubt.
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Male 2,375
Somebody went to all the trouble to fail.
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Male 1,008
great, more religion baiting, come on fancy you are better than this
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Male 37,913

THIS FRIDAY IN PURGATORY!!!


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Male 195
Woah, an IAB post that craps on religion. Did NOT see that coming!
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Male 594
Scientists!
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Male 56
I`ve always said I`ve got a full ride scholarship to hell, and you know what? This pictures makes me just as proud. I`m driving the bus straight down who is coming with!?!
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Male 19,887
Link: Friday: Heaven Or Hell, The Choice Is Yours [Pic] [Rate Link] - What`s it gonna be, I-A-B?
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