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Date: 04/27/12 07:45 AM

50 Responses to Friday: Heaven Or Hell, The Choice Is Yours [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2012 at 7:46 am
    Link: Friday: Heaven Or Hell, The Choice Is Yours - What`s it gonna be, I-A-B?
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    Dirk_Diggler Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 7:52 am
    I`ve always said I`ve got a full ride scholarship to hell, and you know what? This pictures makes me just as proud. I`m driving the bus straight down who is coming with!?!
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 7:54 am
    Scientists!
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    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 7:55 am
    Woah, an IAB post that craps on religion. Did NOT see that coming!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 27, 2012 at 7:56 am

    THIS FRIDAY IN PURGATORY!!!


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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 7:56 am
    great, more religion baiting, come on fancy you are better than this
  7. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 7:57 am
    Somebody went to all the trouble to fail.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 8:03 am
    This is hilarious. No doubt.
  9. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 8:14 am
    How about neither? How about I reincarnate into something that can savagely eat stupid people and then have ignorant racists for dessert?



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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 8:15 am
    Not that this is either...it is just almost lunch time and I didn`t bring my lunch to work.
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 8:15 am
    LOL!! It`s not the post I`m rating 4 stars, it`s all the comments with people complaining about bible trashing that I`m rating 4 start.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 8:24 am
    Silly... really. All this fuss about death is making life worse for the living. Death is just death. After death you are still dead unless you are revived. Luckily I was. When I died there wasn`t anything exept death. Nothing scary, just death. You hardly feel it happed at all. Relaxing really to be honest.
    Ps. I am not a good man by any means. So you think that would I would have seen something.
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 8:25 am
    I couldnt wait to move out of my parent`s house as a teenager, so why would it be appealing to spend eternity with not only my parents, but my celestial father as well? no thank you.
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2012 at 8:35 am
    Yeah sod it, I`m screwed... I just got my PhD in genetics! - that`s got to be one of the most anti-god sciences around!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2012 at 8:38 am
    Oh come on surely I can get some <0<ktails and bowling in heaven.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 8:39 am
    FU<K YOU IAB CENSORS!
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2012 at 8:58 am
    you know what`s even funnier than this picture? All the theists getting really angry...
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2012 at 9:01 am
    How do you miss out on making the buffet $6.66?
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2012 at 9:04 am
    OK, this is a serious question to religious folks and I would love a serious answer. If you make a list of all the evil horrible things that God does to man in the bible and a list of all the evil horrible things that Satan does to man in the bible, how can you look at those lists and come away with God being the good guy and Satan being the bad guy?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2012 at 9:16 am
    @HolyGod That`s exactly what I was thinking, the buffet should have been $6.66
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    April 27, 2012 at 9:17 am
    How do you miss out on making the buffet $6.66?
    Totally bang on @HolyGod! How could they come so close, and still miss!!!

    This picture is pure crap. IF (and it`s a big IF) you believe this stuff it in no way resembles what`s going on in this post.
    Heaven: you`re happy, life is perfect
    Hell: you`re suffering, life is... hell!

    Also: there`s no way that child molesting priests are getting into heaven. Beazelbub has a devil put aside for each of them... (from the Queen song, eh?)
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 9:22 am
    Hell sounds like more fun tbh.
  23. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2012 at 9:32 am
    "there`s no way that child molesting priests are getting into heaven"

    Doesn`t the bible say that acceptance into heaven has nothing to do with acts, but simply the acceptance of Jesus as your lord and savior?
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2012 at 9:52 am
    How about nobody here dies and goes to either this weekend. I want to live!
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    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 9:56 am
    @5Cats

    Anything a christian claims as good is probably evil. Hell`s where you really want to be. And as far as getting into heaven goes, repentance for past sins is all it takes. Murder, rape, and child molestation, it doesn`t matter. If you repent, you are saved.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 9:58 am
    Better to Rule in Hell, than serve in heaven.
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    Nearl Male 30-39
    34 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 10:25 am
    "F*cking hell..." Hope so, there`s no point going otherwise.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 27, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    That part about the "Giant Cookout" is a bit non-descriptive, because you`ll be the ones getting cooked.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    I would rather rule in hell than to serve in heaven.
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    ShweeTooth Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Id rather be a king below, then a servant above. id rather be free to hate, then a prisoner of love! - Anvil 666
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    This is F U C K I N G stupid.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Crakr, 5cats
    Nobody will answer my question?
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    "That part about the "Giant Cookout" is a bit non-descriptive, because you`ll be the ones getting cooked. "

    Think about this statement for just a moment. Especially you Crackr. Satan fell from heaven giving God the middle finger all the way down. Satan HATES God. Satan HATES heaven. So what kind of logic says to you that Satan is going to do God`s budding by punishing those who did like his and defy God?

    Seriously just.......just think about it for one second past that illogical gibberish that your book tells you. If Satan does punish the wicked, then he is an agent of God THUS making Satan a servant of God. BUT!!!! That is not what your book says is it. Nonono, the book says he is the lord of lies, that his native tongue is that of lies. Be that the case, then each whisper delivered by Satan to do bad and to fear his hell is actually a lie!!!

    Satan doesnt rule a wicked place, he rules an alternate heaven parallel to that which you call
  34. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    Now due to character limit I couldnt finish my last statement but, this is all in assumption that I believe in either entity, which I dont. Im just pointing out a fallacy in your logic and how fallible (Gullible) your God really is.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    @CrakrJak

    On the plus side, metal bands.
  36. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    This is why hell is always awesome.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    Strippers! Porn Stars! Scientists! YESSS
  38. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    @HolyGod: I`m not all that religious, but I`ll try:
    Satan doesn`t appear too often in the Bible actually. iirc he and some other `fallen angels` were far too keen on having sex with humans even after God told them not to, and were cast out.
    Hell is a really bad place, especially in the Koran! Not fun and games as our Satan worshiping media would portray (not kidding).

    I personally don`t think God would allow us freewill, then punish us THAT bad for our mistakes, makes no sense!

    @Nearl: Good news, lots of sex in hell!
    Bad news?
    It`s with this guy NSFW! And you`re on the recieving end of it...
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    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    Nah, i think i`ll just stay on Earth if it`s all the same to you.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    Take hold of my hand.......
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm

  42. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3877 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm
    another religious debate????

    BORING!
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    This is stupid. Neither of these places exist, but if they did, you can`t argue in favor of eternal torture over paradise. Nothing about Hell says you get to hang out with the cool people who went there before you.

    Also, who wants to be anywhere near pornstars? They are universally disgusting.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    yeaahhhh!!!


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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    April 27, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    I`m pretty sure God is not fond of child molesting priests and immediately condemns scientists.
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    tatripp Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2012 at 11:58 pm
    i`m down for some harp lessons
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 2:45 am
    Fat soccer moms or strippers...hmmmm one`s ready to give it all, the other is ready to take it all. Decisions Decisions
  48. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 5:01 am
    Steelgrid: you have the common misconception that most people have, That Satan `rules` in hell. Actually, The Bible says Satan is thrown into the bottomless pit and that those not found in the book of life are put into the lake of burning fire.

    No one will rule in hell, all sent there will be eternally punished. Satan doesn`t serve God, Satan didn`t create hell. Satan will not end up ruling in Hell. Satan, the Beast, the False Prophet and the demons will `Be As Ashes`, utterly destroyed.

    Now of course there is some conjecture among Christians about all this, some say the unforgiven will not remain in Hell forever, others call it the `second death` meaning an eternity in darkness. Importantly though, there is nothing in the Bible saying that Satan `rules` in Hell and ample prophecy that Satan will be destroyed.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7047 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 5:22 am
    `I`m pretty sure God is not fond of child molesting priests...`

    Then why did he make so many?
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 28, 2012 at 7:03 am
    As an atheist, I have neither heaven nor hell. However, `This Friday in hell` looks remarkably like every Friday at my local pub, but appears to stay open longer.

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