Freedom Flask: A Nobel Prize-Winning Invention?

Submitted by: dm2754 4 years ago Misc

This baby"s going to revolutionize how you get totally blotto in public.
There are 25 comments:
Male 70
This adds new layers of meaning to calling cheap alcohol "piss".
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Male 417
Just hide it in plain sight ... disguise it as your foley cath bag strapped to your leg.
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Male 1,360
Robosnitz, what is your problem with France?
Je te chie dessus toi et ta misérable famille de merde.
get fistfuucked by the statue of Liberty, she`s french you vacuous untermensch.
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Male 977
Not a single phuck was given after that fateful day on Earth.
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Male 37,902

When you go for your urinalysis, don`t confuse this with the bag of clean urine you bought from your roommate.
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Male 815
Pure genius. It`s only 25 bucks too!!! def be worth it for sporting events.... or pretty much anywhere that kind folk wouldn`t approve of drinking
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Male 2,737
@Carmium-You ever had a dick before?I don`t mean in your face or up the crotch.
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Male 2,737
F*CK FRANCE.
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Female 6,381
Right. And once you`re "blotto," you run the risk of grabbing the wrong hose and filling up your glass...
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Male 15,832
It would be even better if he bothered to squeeze the air out of it.
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Male 263
"excuse me while I whip this out."
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Male 14,775
`French Flask prior to 9/11"

And the Bear Grylls flask prior to his getting canned.
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Male 934
You will get more than a few odd glances, but you`ll be drunk, so f*ck `em.
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Male 180
This was known as the French Flask prior to 9/11.
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Male 1,511
You`d have a huge FUPA:

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Male 2,345
that just might be the stupidest thing I have ever seen and I see santorum supporters everyday.
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Male 5,874
My freedom flask will have a physical profile that no self-respecting bouncer will want to investigate
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Male 646
After a glass that tall, let`s hope you don`t fill up the second with urine by mistake.
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Male 3,310
This looks more like a "beat the piss test" contraption.
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Male 658
Gunt flask! Schweet
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Male 3,445
Just don`t mix it up with your colostomy bag.
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Male 15,510
Thats good... if you enjoy warmed by your balls liquor
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha... thats amusing. Been used in movies before but still very nice.
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Male 101
I dig the idea, but i feel as though reaching for, and seemingly whipping out one`s genitals at a public event is more conspicuos than reaching into your pocket and taking a quick nip.
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Male 3,578
Link: Freedom Flask: A Nobel Prize-Winning Invention? [Rate Link] - This baby`s going to revolutionize how you get totally blotto in public.
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