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Date: 04/06/12 02:00 PM

25 Responses to Freedom Flask: A Nobel Prize-Winning Invention?

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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3347 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 8:33 am
    Link: Freedom Flask: A Nobel Prize-Winning Invention? - This baby`s going to revolutionize how you get totally blotto in public.
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    teddyboy11 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm
    I dig the idea, but i feel as though reaching for, and seemingly whipping out one`s genitals at a public event is more conspicuos than reaching into your pocket and taking a quick nip.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    ha ha ha... thats amusing. Been used in movies before but still very nice.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    Thats good... if you enjoy warmed by your balls liquor
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    Just don`t mix it up with your colostomy bag.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    Gunt flask! Schweet
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    This looks more like a "beat the piss test" contraption.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    After a glass that tall, let`s hope you don`t fill up the second with urine by mistake.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    My freedom flask will have a physical profile that no self-respecting bouncer will want to investigate
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    that just might be the stupidest thing I have ever seen and I see santorum supporters everyday.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 4:48 pm
    You`d have a huge FUPA:

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    highonhuffin Male 40-49
    180 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    This was known as the French Flask prior to 9/11.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 6:28 pm
    You will get more than a few odd glances, but you`ll be drunk, so f*ck `em.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 8:19 pm
    `French Flask prior to 9/11"

    And the Bear Grylls flask prior to his getting canned.
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    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 8:45 pm
    "excuse me while I whip this out."
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 6, 2012 at 10:22 pm
    It would be even better if he bothered to squeeze the air out of it.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 1:15 am
    Right. And once you`re "blotto," you run the risk of grabbing the wrong hose and filling up your glass...
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 1:19 am
    F*CK FRANCE.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 1:23 am
    @Carmium-You ever had a dick before?I don`t mean in your face or up the crotch.
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 6:15 am
    Pure genius. It`s only 25 bucks too!!! def be worth it for sporting events.... or pretty much anywhere that kind folk wouldn`t approve of drinking
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 6:57 am

    When you go for your urinalysis, don`t confuse this with the bag of clean urine you bought from your roommate.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    April 7, 2012 at 3:10 pm
    Not a single phuck was given after that fateful day on Earth.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 8, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    Robosnitz, what is your problem with France?
    Je te chie dessus toi et ta misérable famille de merde.
    get fistfuucked by the statue of Liberty, she`s french you vacuous untermensch.
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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    April 9, 2012 at 8:12 am
    Just hide it in plain sight ... disguise it as your foley cath bag strapped to your leg.
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    DrCat Male 30-39
    70 posts
    April 10, 2012 at 8:47 am
    This adds new layers of meaning to calling cheap alcohol "piss".

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