Finally! Just What New Moms Everywhere Need [Pic]

Submitted by: jendrian 5 years ago in Weird

A hands-free breast pump so you can browse I-Am-Bored.com while being milked. NSFWish.
There are 24 comments:
Female 1,894
HAHAHAHA @jamie76 lol
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Male 2,860
Looks like there`s an app for that.
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Female 737
... If you`ve had a pregnant wife in the past decade, you would have known this was available.
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Male 1,569
Of course it`s a Mac... Mac owners are weird
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Male 2,345
I have the weirdest boner right now...
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Male 74
This has been around for a very, very long time. If you had to do this every day, one of these would save you much time.
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Female 6,381
I`m sure there`s already an online fetish group for this... 8-\
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Male 226
[quote]Brilliant idea- saves a lot of time- expressing milk is boring and takes ages![/quote]
You aren`t kidding. My wife figures she spent close to 3 hours a day (total, not at once) with "the milker" (her words, lol) cycling away.

I mean, I offered to help, but... well, y`know... that didn`t always work out. >:)
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Male 2,229
LoL, Ollie...LoLoLoL
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Male 25,416
O thats so so old news but ok
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Male 15,832
They make these for men, too, but you only need one.
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Male 646
Is it wrong I`m aroused by that photo?
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Female 7,867
Brilliant idea- saves a lot of time- expressing milk is boring and takes ages!
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Male 926
I`ve never seen boobs on an attractive woman look more unattractive.
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Male 127
Why yes, Gerry, indeed it does:)
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Male 658

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Male 876
Looks like something you might see in SkyMall.
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Male 60
Mrs. Devil made something similar when the Dudeling was born. Breast pumps are in every single baby store out there (and then some); they`re a very common, everyday item. She used a bra and safety pins to make it so she didn`t have to sit there holding the cups to her chest for twenty to thirty minutes at a time, four or five times a day. We work from home so it was a huge boon to her having a `normal` life.

I suppose next link will be to a tampon ad. "Oh look at that! Women stuff things up their hoo-has!!!! OMG!"

Link fail.
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Male 38,507

I wonder... does it have other applications?
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Male 1,239
How is this entertaining except maybe to 12 year olds?
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Male 259
This would have helped my wife immensely. She had to pump milk so that our disabled child could feed. The problem was that she had both him and our one year old to take care of so she never got to take the time to do it. This would have cut the time to pump in half!
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Male 14,835
I hear if you feed them antibiotics, they will produce more milk. Works for cows!
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Male 5,811
Finally, just what breat-pump technology needed, less qq, more pew-pew!
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Male 2,516
Link: Finally! Just What New Moms Everywhere Need [Pic] [Rate Link] - A hands-free breast pump so you can browse I-Am-Bored.com while being milked. NSFWish.
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