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Date: 04/03/12 07:22 AM

24 Responses to Finally! Just What New Moms Everywhere Need [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 6:20 pm
    Link: Finally! Just What New Moms Everywhere Need - A hands-free breast pump so you can browse I-Am-Bored.com while being milked. NSFWish.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 7:25 am
    Finally, just what breat-pump technology needed, less qq, more pew-pew!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 7:26 am
    I hear if you feed them antibiotics, they will produce more milk. Works for cows!
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 7:31 am
    This would have helped my wife immensely. She had to pump milk so that our disabled child could feed. The problem was that she had both him and our one year old to take care of so she never got to take the time to do it. This would have cut the time to pump in half!
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 7:32 am
    How is this entertaining except maybe to 12 year olds?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 7:45 am

    I wonder... does it have other applications?
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    Rhythmdvl Male 40-49
    60 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 7:52 am
    Mrs. Devil made something similar when the Dudeling was born. Breast pumps are in every single baby store out there (and then some); they`re a very common, everyday item. She used a bra and safety pins to make it so she didn`t have to sit there holding the cups to her chest for twenty to thirty minutes at a time, four or five times a day. We work from home so it was a huge boon to her having a `normal` life.

    I suppose next link will be to a tampon ad. "Oh look at that! Women stuff things up their hoo-has!!!! OMG!"

    Link fail.
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 8:03 am
    Looks like something you might see in SkyMall.
  9. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 8:21 am

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    blonc Male 30-39
    127 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 9:01 am
    Why yes, Gerry, indeed it does:)
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 9:34 am
    I`ve never seen boobs on an attractive woman look more unattractive.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 9:55 am
    Brilliant idea- saves a lot of time- expressing milk is boring and takes ages!
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 11:23 am
    Is it wrong I`m aroused by that photo?
  14. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    They make these for men, too, but you only need one.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    O thats so so old news but ok
  16. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    LoL, Ollie...LoLoLoL
  17. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    Brilliant idea- saves a lot of time- expressing milk is boring and takes ages!
    You aren`t kidding. My wife figures she spent close to 3 hours a day (total, not at once) with "the milker" (her words, lol) cycling away.

    I mean, I offered to help, but... well, y`know... that didn`t always work out. >:)
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 7:59 pm
    I`m sure there`s already an online fetish group for this... 8-\
  19. Profile photo of PvtDeth
    PvtDeth Male 30-39
    74 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 10:17 pm
    This has been around for a very, very long time. If you had to do this every day, one of these would save you much time.
  20. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 10:19 pm
    I have the weirdest boner right now...
  21. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 11:12 pm
    Of course it`s a Mac... Mac owners are weird
  22. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 12:25 am
    ... If you`ve had a pregnant wife in the past decade, you would have known this was available.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 5:56 am
    Looks like there`s an app for that.
  24. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    HAHAHAHA @jamie76 lol

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