Don`t Worry, I-A-B--The Wings Are Secure... [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Funny

...in my belly.
There are 29 comments:
Male 128
somebody is definitley sneaking some produce home
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Male 128
somebody is definitley sneaking some produce home
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Male 1,045
Laugh all you want, He`d rather shoot you than chase you.
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Male 1,558
Chase me?!?
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Female 36
Holy mother of ...
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Male 14,826
Shooting him with a wide lens it a bit cruel too.
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Female 6,381
He couldn`t reach around his gut to cuff anyone!
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Male 363
Gotta be the guy from "Employee of the Month"
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Male 2,390
looks like my boss
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Male 2,085
I know he is not a real cop, but because I served in the army, I felt it was part of my duty to look fit in my uniform and for that reason, I am disgusted by fat cops.
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Male 2,345
think he is about to pop!
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Male 1,048
Bet he`s a floater
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Male 876

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Male 1,440
Might be a "mall cop" his patch says security, not police.
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Male 56
@student_law your comment would make more since if he was actually a street cop. His badge says Crowne Solutions Security which makes him an unarmed "mall" cop.
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Male 1,010
Fat ass street cops. Only in the US.
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Male 514
With his abdomen that round and swollen, he might just have a kidney problem. That is what I looked like before I went on dialysis and lost 150 lbs of water weight.
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Male 38,457

Here he is on the subway, headed for work.

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Male 197
how does this happen
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Male 1,497
Thats tissue and organs filled with mayonaise. Gonna esplode essay!
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Male 1,950
Lemme guess... A number 1, 4, 5 two number 7`s and a DIET coke?
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Female 4,039
It looks hard like if you poked it, it wouldn`t have any give like a pregnant belly. How does that happen? He needs to poop more.
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Male 56

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Male 6,737
[email protected]
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Male 6,737
A fat security guard? Surely not!?
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Male 598
Thats gotta be a tumor or something...
or hes that guy that likes to inflate his stomach
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Male 267
An overweight security guard? Now I`ve seen everything!
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Male 5,413
..........AMMUUUUUUURICA!
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Female 596
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