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Date: 04/24/12 12:04 PM

29 Responses to Don`t Worry, I-A-B–The Wings Are Secure… [Pic]

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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 11:47 am
    Link: Don`t Worry, I-A-B--The Wings Are Secure... - ...in my belly.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    ..........AMMUUUUUUURICA!
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    uscbadfish Male 18-29
    267 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    An overweight security guard? Now I`ve seen everything!
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    Thats gotta be a tumor or something...
    or hes that guy that likes to inflate his stomach
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    A fat security guard? Surely not!?
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    hifive@uscbadfish
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    Dirk_Diggler Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    It looks hard like if you poked it, it wouldn`t have any give like a pregnant belly. How does that happen? He needs to poop more.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    Lemme guess... A number 1, 4, 5 two number 7`s and a DIET coke?
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    Thats tissue and organs filled with mayonaise. Gonna esplode essay!
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    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    how does this happen
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Here he is on the subway, headed for work.

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    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    With his abdomen that round and swollen, he might just have a kidney problem. That is what I looked like before I went on dialysis and lost 150 lbs of water weight.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    Fat ass street cops. Only in the US.
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    Dirk_Diggler Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    @student_law your comment would make more since if he was actually a street cop. His badge says Crowne Solutions Security which makes him an unarmed "mall" cop.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm
    Might be a "mall cop" his patch says security, not police.
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm

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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    Bet he`s a floater
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    think he is about to pop!
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    I know he is not a real cop, but because I served in the army, I felt it was part of my duty to look fit in my uniform and for that reason, I am disgusted by fat cops.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2062 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    looks like my boss
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    Gotta be the guy from "Employee of the Month"
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 24, 2012 at 9:35 pm
    He couldn`t reach around his gut to cuff anyone!
  24. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    April 25, 2012 at 7:39 am
    Shooting him with a wide lens it a bit cruel too.
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    Garrison Female 30-39
    36 posts
    April 25, 2012 at 8:04 am
    Holy mother of ...
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 25, 2012 at 9:07 am
    Chase me?!?
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    April 25, 2012 at 9:47 am
    Laugh all you want, He`d rather shoot you than chase you.
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    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    April 25, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    somebody is definitley sneaking some produce home
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    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    April 26, 2012 at 4:31 am
    somebody is definitley sneaking some produce home

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