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61 Responses to Dat Ass! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 6:55 am
    Link: Dat Ass! - Why do I have a craving to eat a muffin now?
  2. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:00 am

  3. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    2098 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:01 am
    I`ve never even seen anything that ridiculous at Walmart.
  4. Profile photo of jboug24
    jboug24 Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:04 am
    somebody got a hungry butt
  5. Profile photo of 003067
    003067 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:04 am
    Her shorts are trying to run away from her ass.
  6. Profile photo of Nobbinz
    Nobbinz Male 30-39
    115 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:09 am
    ewwww!
  7. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:10 am
    i feel sick
  8. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5094 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:11 am
    Deh... wha... how...

    Portals. Must be.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:16 am
  10. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7751 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:31 am
    Surely that hurts?
  11. Profile photo of badfish52596
    badfish52596 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:32 am
    is she at McDonalds???? that makes it SO much worse. I don`t think she needs another cheeseburger
  12. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    4029 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:41 am
    no breasts. are we sure this isn`t a guy?
  13. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3299 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:43 am
    Someone needs to get a reality check on their body type. It`s not a sin to be big. But you can`t dress like that when you are.
  14. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 8:17 am
    Gotta ask how many drunken f*cks have hit on her to make her believe that it`s OK to run around like that.

    It`s NOT OK. To run around. Like that.
  15. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5874 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 8:18 am
    Collapsed knee cartilages
  16. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5811 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 8:19 am

  17. Profile photo of shiftyplus1
    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 9:02 am
    I think if I saw that woman in in person, I might tell her something. And what I would say, no matter how nice I said it, would come off as rude.
  18. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 9:23 am
    :\ There is no reason for this. I`m sure she could wear clothes that fit her and look perfectly normal.
  19. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 9:41 am
    Kill it with fire!
  20. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2549 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 9:43 am
    Muffin top!
  21. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 9:49 am
    Methinks I might have puked a bit in my mouth. This is just so wrong... That`s why I disdain this whole affirmative trend. No, it`s not ok to be that obese and no, it`s not ok to be so proud of it. I`m not saying people like that should run around wearing sheets and whatever, but this is just...no.

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 9:52 am
    First barf of the day courtesy of I-Am-Bored.com
  23. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:01 am
    how is that even remotely comfortable?
  24. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:04 am
    Like many issues, people who go "F*CK SKINNY PEOPLE, BEING FAT IS GOOD!" are wrong.

    Just be yourself, and accept others for what they are. Being too fat is unhealthy, and so is being too skinny.
  25. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:09 am
    Why? Is that fat all swooshed up by the shorts? or is that her body shape? Does fat move around that much?
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:23 am

    EYE BLEECH

  27. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:26 am
    Some people apparently don`t own mirrors. Or just don`t give a drat.
  28. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6737 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:33 am
    How did she get in to those?
  29. Profile photo of ddaq89
    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:47 am
    Excuse me ma`am, I believe your ass is eating your shorts.
  30. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7775 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:50 am
    Can`t these not-rights be given an injection to put us all out of our misery?
  31. Profile photo of Muncherific1
    Muncherific1 Female 30-39
    65 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 11:00 am
    Classic case of "Just because you CAN squeeze into them, doesn`t mean you SHOULD squeeze into them."
  32. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15832 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Looks like she used a little too much yeast in that muffin.
  33. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3511 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 11:40 am
    as much a i love a big girl. that is soo wrong.
  34. Profile photo of j_dizzek_27
    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 11:56 am
    That`s no muffin top, that`s...come to think of it, what would you call the next step up from muffin top? Super-baked cake? Suggestions welcome.
  35. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 11:57 am
    Well played preview icon, well played.

    Da fuq is that?
  36. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    it`s oozing out...holy crap....
  37. Profile photo of soundman655
    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    Most fatties have long since given up on how bad they look. A losing cause. Forget your proud self image you big fat tub of gooooo!
  38. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    Still hit able.
  39. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    That button is going to pop out and kill someone.
  40. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    how did she even get into those?
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  42. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Wow, I am baffled that she was able to get the button closed... but seriously, if ya got a case of the chubs, at least buy clothes that fit! Sheesh!
  43. Profile photo of jclv
    jclv Male 40-49
    426 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    I just remembered what I had for lunch, because I can taste it at the back of my mouth right now!
  44. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2415 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    Just look to the right a bit, it`s much less painful... enjoyable even!
  45. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    the amazing power of denim
    (is she in line at the buffet?)
    On a side note, my dad refused to believe that he should buy bigger shirts until he literally shot a button across the dinner table. The silence was deafening.The new shirts were purchased the next day. Perhaps this woman is also in denial.
  46. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2384 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm
    eye broccoli
  47. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    916 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 5:24 pm
    how is that possible?
  48. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14769 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    "how is that possible?"

    It`s made of blue rawhide that dried in the sun. Any moment now her femoral arteries will explode.
  49. Profile photo of chalket
    chalket Male 50-59
    2711 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 8:31 pm
    She must have been wearing those since they fit! Kinda like a tree growing around a fence.

  50. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2344 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    Oh, what the mother drat
  51. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    Sofa king nasty.
  52. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 30-39
    1060 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    It`s like she put those shorts on before college started and still has them on after graduation.
  53. Profile photo of evam-9
    evam-9 Female 18-29
    241 posts
    April 2, 2012 at 10:04 pm
    shameless woman is shameless.
  54. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 12:26 am
    UGH.
  55. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 12:27 am
    Those poor shorts....
  56. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 2:52 am
    how does one "fit" into pants that small? if something is too small on me it`s uncomfortable and usually doesn`t make it up my thighs. seriously. force? did she force them? jesus...
  57. Profile photo of tika12001
    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 3:11 am
    Seriously, who the hell puts something like that on and says `Yup, I look good, let`s go.` WHAT THE. I agree with you, lukeforv123... obviously she didn`t put them on as is, she just hasn`t taken them off while she`s gained weight around them...
  58. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 5:11 am
    Ummm, your diabetes is showing, and it`s making your boobs look small....
  59. Profile photo of HIPCAT
    HIPCAT Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 3, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    WHY!!!!
  60. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    April 4, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    MMMM!
  61. Profile photo of Hapeie
    Hapeie Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 5, 2012 at 11:20 pm
    Bet they worked off a few hundred calories getting into those

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