Dat Ass! [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Weird

Why do I have a craving to eat a muffin now?
There are 61 comments:
Male 6
Bet they worked off a few hundred calories getting into those
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Female 1,893
MMMM!
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Male 126
WHY!!!!
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Male 1,949
Ummm, your diabetes is showing, and it`s making your boobs look small....
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Female 324
Seriously, who the hell puts something like that on and says `Yup, I look good, let`s go.` WHAT THE. I agree with you, lukeforv123... obviously she didn`t put them on as is, she just hasn`t taken them off while she`s gained weight around them...
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Female 803
how does one "fit" into pants that small? if something is too small on me it`s uncomfortable and usually doesn`t make it up my thighs. seriously. force? did she force them? jesus...
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Male 400
Those poor shorts....
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Male 402
UGH.
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Female 241
shameless woman is shameless.
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Male 1,071
It`s like she put those shorts on before college started and still has them on after graduation.
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Male 3,431
Sofa king nasty.
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Male 2,344
Oh, what the mother drat
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Male 2,711
She must have been wearing those since they fit! Kinda like a tree growing around a fence.

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Male 15,262
"how is that possible?"

It`s made of blue rawhide that dried in the sun. Any moment now her femoral arteries will explode.
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Male 916
how is that possible?
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Male 2,384
eye broccoli
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Female 734
the amazing power of denim
(is she in line at the buffet?)
On a side note, my dad refused to believe that he should buy bigger shirts until he literally shot a button across the dinner table. The silence was deafening.The new shirts were purchased the next day. Perhaps this woman is also in denial.
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Female 2,415
Just look to the right a bit, it`s much less painful... enjoyable even!
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Male 569
I just remembered what I had for lunch, because I can taste it at the back of my mouth right now!
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Female 409
Wow, I am baffled that she was able to get the button closed... but seriously, if ya got a case of the chubs, at least buy clothes that fit! Sheesh!
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Male 25,416
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 418
how did she even get into those?
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Female 235
That button is going to pop out and kill someone.
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Male 2,737
Still hit able.
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Male 1,558
Most fatties have long since given up on how bad they look. A losing cause. Forget your proud self image you big fat tub of gooooo!
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Male 2,344
it`s oozing out...holy crap....
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Female 3,696
Well played preview icon, well played.

Da fuq is that?
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Male 216
That`s no muffin top, that`s...come to think of it, what would you call the next step up from muffin top? Super-baked cake? Suggestions welcome.
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Male 4,239
as much a i love a big girl. that is soo wrong.
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Male 15,832
Looks like she used a little too much yeast in that muffin.
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Female 65
Classic case of "Just because you CAN squeeze into them, doesn`t mean you SHOULD squeeze into them."
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Male 7,774
Can`t these not-rights be given an injection to put us all out of our misery?
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Male 168
Excuse me ma`am, I believe your ass is eating your shorts.
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Male 6,737
How did she get in to those?
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Male 1,832
Some people apparently don`t own mirrors. Or just don`t give a drat.
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Male 39,913

EYE BLEECH

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Male 1,510
Why? Is that fat all swooshed up by the shorts? or is that her body shape? Does fat move around that much?
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Male 3,894
Like many issues, people who go "F*CK SKINNY PEOPLE, BEING FAT IS GOOD!" are wrong.

Just be yourself, and accept others for what they are. Being too fat is unhealthy, and so is being too skinny.
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Female 1,803
how is that even remotely comfortable?
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Male 15,510
First barf of the day courtesy of I-Am-Bored.com
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Male 500
Methinks I might have puked a bit in my mouth. This is just so wrong... That`s why I disdain this whole affirmative trend. No, it`s not ok to be that obese and no, it`s not ok to be so proud of it. I`m not saying people like that should run around wearing sheets and whatever, but this is just...no.

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Female 2,549
Muffin top!
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Male 1,239
Kill it with fire!
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Female 1,743
:\ There is no reason for this. I`m sure she could wear clothes that fit her and look perfectly normal.
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Male 311
I think if I saw that woman in in person, I might tell her something. And what I would say, no matter how nice I said it, would come off as rude.
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Male 5,811

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Male 5,872
Collapsed knee cartilages
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Male 835
Gotta ask how many drunken f*cks have hit on her to make her believe that it`s OK to run around like that.

It`s NOT OK. To run around. Like that.
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Male 3,332
Someone needs to get a reality check on their body type. It`s not a sin to be big. But you can`t dress like that when you are.
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Female 4,084
no breasts. are we sure this isn`t a guy?
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Female 54
is she at McDonalds???? that makes it SO much worse. I don`t think she needs another cheeseburger
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Female 8,052
Surely that hurts?
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Male 39,913
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Male 5,094
Deh... wha... how...

Portals. Must be.
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Male 977
i feel sick
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Male 169
ewwww!
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Female 150
Her shorts are trying to run away from her ass.
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Male 48
somebody got a hungry butt
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Male 2,694
I`ve never even seen anything that ridiculous at Walmart.
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Male 663

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Male 1,620
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