Christian Ice: Athiests Kill People

Submitted by: Buiadh 5 years ago in Funny

Stay classy, Christians. (The Jon Lajoie Remix)
There are 37 comments:
Male 2,214
See, It`s not you I`m mad at. It`s people like George W. Bush,who said he "Talked to god" before lying to start two wars. The Bozos on tv who tell me I`m going to hell. The Moron who wants a "Love offering" from my wallet.It`s the Phoneys who go to church and let little children starve.It`s the ones who make a living off of gods name I despise.And the next idiot who knocks on my door asking me to "Join their fellowship" is getting a Hammer to his head. I go into my garage more than once a week,but I am not a car.
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Male 72
What`s with the on going war with christians and athiests on IAB recently? I`m christian and I don`t try to push my belief onto anyone. I don`t care what you believe so don`t worry about what I believe.
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Male 1,313
FOX the hypocrite of the Idiot Nation. We need to move religious people like them to an Island, and nuke it.. let them meet their maker quite sooner than expected.
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Male 977
Was that Dave Grohl?
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Male 2,667
More anti-christian drivel. Didn`t see THAT coming!
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Male 7,774
And there`s me thinking all wars were in the name of one God or another
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Female 4,359
I vote we have an atheist vs everyone religious war, kill them with guns and have a bit of peace and f ucking quiet round here for once!
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Male 1,558
He rules and Canadian
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Male 467
This is hilarious.

Of course, everyone is going to use these examples of idiocy to assume that EVERYONE who is religious thinks like these people. Which is like saying every black guy is a hoodlum, every Middle Eastern is a terrorist, and every woman can`t think for herself.
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Male 1,435
[quote]kickin`, and stop sacrificing babbies atheists![/quote]

NEVER!!!!!
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Male 39,531

I forget - which day did God make all the fossils?
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Male 735
kickin`, and stop sacrificing babbies atheists!
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Male 510
The last thing we want is for our children to think like individuals. No, we want them all to be drating sheep, and believe what they`re told. (sarcasm)
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Male 719
"Darwin couldn`t fully support his theory of Evolution and still today, we cannot."

There are many things wrong with this sentence, let alone the rest of your post.

First, the Theory of Evolution is not Darwin`s.

Second, he did fully support the Theory.

Third, we can support it today.
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Male 2,841
The video with the crazy fat bitch was the reality tv equivalent of the dratin moon landing.
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Male 12,365
[quote]@Angillion - Exactly. No need for faith. And I`m using the "no evidence for God" to support my atheism "theory".[/quote]

Which you are treating as proven because you think that acknowledging any possibilty of it not being proven as being "Too pussy to make a decision.", lacking courage, etc.

You are treating absence of evidence as *proof* of absence, which is not good science, and you`re condemning acknowledgment of the lack of compelling proof (which can`t exist because the claim is deliberately untestable).
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Male 1,048
If we all pool money together do you think all us atheists would have enough to start a moon colony??
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Male 39,531

JESUS SAVES . . . you from thinking for yourself.

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Male 2,528
Annoying. I could only take 25 seconds.
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Male 6,737
@Angillion - Exactly. No need for faith. And I`m using the "no evidence for God" to support my atheism "theory".
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Male 12,365
[quote]So by trusting in Darwins wisdom and over a century of scientific investigation, we`re still calling this faith, right?[/quote]

You might be, but I`m not. I`m calling it "sufficient evidence to consider it almost certainly true". That`s for the theory of evolution - evolution itself is a certainty justified by evidence.

Still no need for faith.
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Male 40,277
This video is absolute shiite.

Please go make fun of Muslims so that they will Jihad your arse, k-thx.
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Male 6,737
@ Angillion - Darwin couldn`t fully support his theory of Evolution and still today, we cannot.

So by trusting in Darwins wisdom and over a century of scientific investigation, we`re still calling this faith, right? Is that what you`re getting at? That actual intellectuals the world over are as correct as the... WBC for instance (to be extreme).

Nah. No thanks. Don`t buy it.
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Male 12,365
tyekit: Are you serious?

Do you really place faith in an arbritrary selection of a god or gods from the thousands available as being the same sort of thing as noting the existence of gravity and the inability of humans to fly by flapping their arms? Really?
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Male 12,365
[quote]It`s called having courage of conviction.[/quote]

It`s called faith. If you assume something is true when you can`t support that assumption, it`s faith.

[quote]Science operates on the principle that your theory is only correct until disproven, and yet most scientists today are atheists.[/quote]

Most scientists are agnostic atheists. So am I. There is no need for faith either way - laying false claim to knowledge is not the only option.
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Male 15
@Buiadh - If you think belief is a choice, consider indulging in an experiment: Climb to the top of a building (the hight can be determined by the ferventness of your chosen belief); choose to believe you can fly using only your arms and fly to the next structure which is at least 100 yards away.
Not game? That`s because belief is not a choice. It is the end result of your personal experiences.
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Male 6,737
@Angilion - I`m more than aware of Huxley. And I still standby my statement/opinion.

I`m atheist. But if a deity were to come to me and convince me of his existance I`d be happy to renounce my atheism. Does this make me an agnostic? No, of course not.

Science operates on the principle that your theory is only correct until disproven, and yet most scientists today are atheists. (I have no facts to back this up, but it`s a statement I`m sure is true regardless)

It`s called having courage of conviction.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I find agnostics the worst when it comes to religion. Too pussy to make a decision.[/quote]

That makes sense...to people who have no understanding of agnosticism.

[quote]That it is wrong for a man to say he is certain of the objective truth of a proposition unless he can provide evidence which logically justifies that certainty. This is what agnosticism asserts and in my opinion, is all that is essential to agnosticism.[/quote]

Thomas Huxley, who came up with the word, giving the definition of it.
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Male 3,619
The other day my grandfather had a speaking gaffe.
It was on the subject of ladybugs, and he said "they are beneficial; they kill atheists."

So if I understand the hierarchy, ladybugs kill atheists, atheists kill Christians, and Christians kill/convert everyone else
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Male 6,737
@Patch - I find agnostics the worst when it comes to religion. Too pussy to make a decision.
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Male 1,011

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Male 4,745
hauswyfe:
"Hearing fundies talk about their faith makes me almost embarrassed to be a Christian myself. Thank the Lord most of the believers I know aren`t like this..."
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If you aren`t like this, then you aren`t following the Bible, as directed, and are condemned to burn in Hell, per your own rules and regulations, created by your invisible sky wizard.

Personally I have more respect for the folks that follow their religions, to the letter. At least they are showing conviction in their beliefs. Nothing is worse than those religious folks who "pick and choose" what they are going to believe in and follow.
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Male 7,123
More flame bait. The the guy poncing around ruined it. Otherwise ok.
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Female 280
Hearing fundies talk about their faith makes me almost embarrassed to be a Christian myself. Thank the Lord most of the believers I know aren`t like this...
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Male 6,737
EDIT: I know it`s not the Jon Lajoie remix. That was added after subbing.
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Male 2,670
Too bad religious types aren`t smart enough to appreciate how funny this video is.
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Male 6,737
Link: Christian Ice: Athiests Kill People [Rate Link] - Stay classy, Christians. (The Jon Lajoie Remix)
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