Charlize Theron`s Kinky Sex Tape

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

A side of Charlize few have ever seen. NSFWish
There are 30 comments:
Male 224
I want to have sex with Charlize Theron`s sense of humor.
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Male 210
I bet you anything I am the only one watching this who knows what the music track before "Goodbye Horses" is...the opening piece from "Holy Mountain" which is predominantly based on the lineage chants in Zen Buddhism. And for knowing that, I give myself a cookie.
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Female 1,894
DO WHAT SHE SSAYS!
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Male 14,775
"No idea who she is."

The single best actress at the top levels of Hollywood moviemaking, with the looks of a supermodel and a lot of class. She`s also a big activist for a few causes she feels passionately about (I don`t agree with PETA, but she does so I can respect that).

And it looks like she`s got one hell of a sense of humour, too.
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Male 2,737
It`s been years.Seriously years. But I can truly say, I`m now in love.Let`s burn sh*t Charlize or whatever your name is!!!!
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Female 296
where the drat is Stuart Townsend D:
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Male 11,740
Works for me, let`s do this poo Charlize!
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Female 546
omg that was hilarious!
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Male 1,136
Lovin the demon voice
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Female 7
it is her, but it`s a sketch she did for funny or die for april fools. the other vids are also pretty funny.
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Male 1,197
she puts the lotion on the skin
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Male 25,416
That was so messed up yet she is so hot. So confused
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Male 411
haha pretty funny! I love when FOD puts out big name randomness
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Male 554
not her... but still nice
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Male 5,019
Charlize mon amour.
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Male 1,231
@Gottamgear and PinkRhoid I was just sayin I had to google who she was thats all, and thought that not everyone in the UK (or anywhere else outisde the US might recognise her. To be honest, I`m surprised she`s got status enough to warrent the attention from this. Calm the hell down!
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Male 926
I want to have sex with her so bad.
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Male 10,339
This was great!
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Male 771
nice
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Male 312
AAAHHH!!!!
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Male 1,239
[quote]@mal_BB
are you trying to show us who Charlize is or that this was a joke? Funny or die is a well known comedy site so I believe everyone (at least the people in the U.S.) know this is a joke. So it`s not a news flash that this is fake. derp.[/quote]

Wow! How did you figure all this out? You must be SO smart!
But really, we all knew that as did the poster. They were just poking fun too.
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Male 1,122
TRYING TO HARD
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Male 416
Funny or die? Well, I guess since it wasn`t funny, someone needs to call my next of kin...
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Male 1,810
Fake, and not funny. Liked the two Tatooine Imperial spies in the corner, otherwise....meh.
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Male 355
I was waiting for
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Male 1,216
Ahem, alright.
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Male 14,775
wut did I watch?
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Male 670
@mal_BB
are you trying to show us who Charlize is or that this was a joke? Funny or die is a well known comedy site so I believe everyone (at least the people in the U.S.) know this is a joke. So it`s not a news flash that this is fake. derp.
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Female 8,044
Link: Charlize Theron`s Kinky Sex Tape [Rate Link] - A side of Charlize few have ever seen. NSFWish
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