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121 Responses to Beware Of Atheists! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    Link: Beware Of Atheists! - If you encounter one, please use caution, advanced skills are needed to approach one!
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    Old pic.

    But indoctrination needs to start early in life to be effective.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    must be pick on atheists day, lol
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    if this is real, it`s absolutely disgraceful. But I can`t say it surprises me...
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:14 pm
    only in america
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    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    WTF is a witnessing technique? Sounds like something from Scientology.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:19 pm
    Bah! That picture makes me grumpy and bitter. And desirous of lashing out at children! Bah!
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    Bredlom Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:20 pm
    95% of christians were introduced at a young age, the other 5 are making money/recovering addicts :P go figure
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    MaiaBennet Female 13-17
    54 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    Bah! Mr Gruff is my self portrait.
  10. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm
    This must be `Pro-atheist Day` at IAB today.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm
    lol, stay away, that`s fine with me. the last thing i need is someone preaching fiction to me.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    google "Objective ministries" for anyone curious where this came from.
  13. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    @Crakr - Why? This was printed for Christians by Christians. Why would this be pro-atheist?

    Unless you think it`s a load of bollocks but just dont want to come right out and criticise something about your religion.
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    WhiteGryphyn Female 18-29
    97 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    If someone tried to give this to me I`d just laugh and hand it straight back to them.
  15. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2012 at 3:52 pm
    I love how we atheists are supposedly not only unhappy all the damned time, but we`re also actively aggressive! Rawr! :-)

    Well, I suppose that some of "us" are. I reckon there are religious folk that way, too, though. I won`t defend all atheists, or condemn all proselytizers.

    As for me, I am always happy to talk to people. If asked, I explain why I believe what I believe and I always say that I absolutely 100% honor and support anyone`s right to believe as they do. And I never offer my thoughts first. I don`t preach to or witness to anyone on my beliefs.

    I got a smarmy response from some LDS kids the other day, though. After speaking nicely back and forth, one asked if I could suggest "any of my neighbors who`d be righteous enough to want to discuss the word of God with them." That sort of pissed me off, but, I didn`t say anything. I reckon their god will punish him for having said it.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    COMIC SANS FONT!?!?!
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    If someone came preaching to me continually about the wondrous gifts left by the Easter Bunny and Santa I would tend to become grumpy as well.

    Sky fairy believers tend to set the mood for displeasure. They become quite grumpy too if you preach a different flavor of sky fairy.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    of course we`re sad it is the human condition...
  19. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    @ CrakrJak

    Nah, ever since kit got her hands on the approval button these have been popping up all over the place. I-A-B is more of a Christianity bashing site now than anything else. Hell, the other day I counted 4 anti-Christian posts, all by the new holder of the button. I-A-B, you keep pointing out Christianity`s flaws, but the only damned thing you`re showing is that you`re just as much of an anal bulls#it pusher as these religious nut jobs. Want to show some class? Let it go. There are no pro-Christian posts, there are no anti-Muslim posts, no anti-Jew posts, just poke fun at the cross worshipers.

    "But Dave! You could submit your own posts of other things!"

    F*ck you. If you mods spent half as much time looking for other things as you do for cross bashing material, you`d actually have some interesting posts. And no, I`m not Christian, I`m agnostic. Get a tampon, quit your bitching about Christians, and move on with your life.
  20. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    Such horsepoo must have an article circulating with it. Otherwise I call fake. I wouldn`t put it past an atheist to print something like this to give Christians a bad name, just as I wouldn`t put it past a Christian to secretively burn a cross and blame an atheist etc.

    Moral: post entertaining posts
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:26 pm
    It`s funny.. I find that most people don`t bring up religion/lack thereof unless they are asked. Most normal people will avoid the subject unless they know a person really well. Go on the internet and it`s all over the f.ucking place from both sides. Christians and Atheists both should get over themselves and just worry about what THEY think rather than what some other loudmouth di.ckhead thinks.
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    hauswyfe Female 30-39
    280 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    @LuckyDave: You took the words right out of my mouth. Why can`t IAB stick to humor??? What`s with all the Christian-bashing???
  23. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm
    Buiadh: I seriously doubt this was `printed` by any Christian group and handed out.

    After a very brief web search, I found the source.
    Right here. As I thought, it was a graphic on a website, not a handout flyer.

    Step 1. Print up anti-atheist graphic in full-page size.

    Step 2. Fold paper into pocket size to make it look like a flyer.

    Step 3. Take picture of fake flyer with cell phone to make it seem `real`.

    Step 4. Ridicule Christians for proselytizing something they didn`t handout to kids.
  24. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm
    Discobiscuit, here is the webpage, it`s about the 4th one down, lot`s of other stuff there for kids too.

    LuckyDave, the amazing thing is that this was made by a christian for christians, and yet you say `I` am bashing them? I just found it and posted it for discussion, and laughs. I have been a mod going on 2 years and have been manning the approve button that long. I would gladly post pro-christian stuff if I could find any that was humorous. There is a plethora of pro-atheist stuff though that is. I am just posting what is readily available.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    kitteh9lives: You`re claiming this was a `flyer` or `handout` to kids.

    Since the supposed flyer doesn`t list the source anywhere on it, I have to disagree. The source is from some fringe `anti-tricalvinist` sect`s website. Real tracts, pamphlets and flyers have the church name or website printed on them, they don`t hide that they are the source.
  26. Profile photo of Arcval
    Arcval Male 18-29
    304 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    @kitteh9lives:
    Thats a trolling site not a real christian site.

    Successful troll is successful.
  27. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    Arcval, it looks like a real site to me...maybe I am wrong, but it does
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    Arcval Male 18-29
    304 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    @kitteh9lives:
    Their top news item is a "space mission alert" about crosses not having tax exempt status on the moon. As there are no crosses on the moon and that is a story the onion would write, I`m calling troll.
  29. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    April 30, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    CrakrJak, where do I claim that this is a flyer or hand out?
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    Arcval Male 18-29
    304 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:58 pm
    Also they have a review of the "top selling christian game", Minecraft.

    I sh*t you not.

    Minecraft.
  31. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    kitteh9lives: Why post a picture of a folded up fake printout if not to imply that it`s handed out to kids? Because it was meant to deceive people into thinking Christians are hateful people that teach their kids to hate.

  32. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    Arcval check this out, There is no cross on the moon, but they want one there
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Craker, could be the group that authored it are listed at the top, which is cut off. Or on the other side... ?

    Anyway, (he said to the group at large) it looks legit to me. A: it`s a good idea to not have kids approaching strangers and 2: You don`t want them getting any sciency facts stuck in their heads. So hard to remove those.
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    I used to be Catholic kit, and even then I thought that this was crack s#it nuts. This is a flier for Jehova`s Witnesses, and even Catholics believe they are the black sheep of the Christian community. You`ve been posting everything you can find from the cesspool of the Christian religion and presenting it as a joke. And if you`ve been manning the "Approval" button for so long, why NOW with in the past week have you started posting all of these? They`re not funny anymore, they haven`t been for ages. If you want to post something for discussion how about something we can all take part in? I remember a time when we used to poke fun at Fox News. What about Scientology? You can`t tell me there isn`t a plethora of material bashing Scientology. There have been a dozen or so of these anti-Christian posts in the past few days and a good chunk of them have your name on them.
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm
    Gerry: I have a hard time taking a sect seriously when they campaign against what they call `Santamas` as a ploy of the devil and that malls are centers of secular consumerist indoctrination.

    Arcval may be correct that is is some sort of mocksite.
  36. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    CrakrJak, I didn`t imply anything. I posted a pic that I found online. It is funny and makes fun of atheists really.

    The site does advise to print out activity sheets, maybe this is one of those?

    Either way it is from a real site, OBJECTIVE:Ministries, with this exact same information on it...flyer or not, it is still available for viewing, and obviously on the kids page. If it bothers you contact the OP site and complain that they are being unchristianlike.

    It also has a `Mr. Gruff Action Figure` seen here, midway down thepage. I like how they say he has a `Disheveled Front Yard playset and Darbucks Coffee Den of Iniquity playset!` coming soon.
  37. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    My athiest level is 99, BEWARE CHRISTIANS!
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    Here`s the thing I find about ATHEISTS. Many of them are all well and good, but when you start talking about the origins of the universe it suddenly becomes a fiasco. Problem is, the current laws of science DO NOT allow our universe to have a place of origin. Newton`s third law is that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so motion cannot start without a driving force. The same applies to the big bang. Where did the matter for the big bang come from? Here`s the kicker, if you present something meta-physical, such as an extra dimensional being or force for consideration, atheists immediately clam up and say there is no proof and that you`re stupid for thinking so. But where`s the proof that such a thing does not exist? Where`s the proof that there are no other dimensions of existence?

    Now I know what you`re going to say: "All atheists aren`t that way."

    And all Christians aren`t like this post either. Case closed, have a beer, and relax.
  39. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    TROLL SITE!
    Really good (at hiding itself) however!
    And even if these people are "geniune" they are in no way representitive of actual "Christians".

    It has to be a troll site! God forbid anyone should believe this crazy crap!

    Anyhow, a LOT of effort went into it, I`ll give them that!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:27 pm
    @LuckyDave: 100% Correct!
    The BB completely ignores the 1st and 2nd Laws of Thermodynamics, ffs!
    "Ooo, they didn`t apply at `the beginning`" cry the BBers. O`really? (snort: Bangers!)

    And as far as I`ve ever seen, NOT ONE offered reason for the Big Bang cannot also be applied to God. Same... thing!

    Yet Atheists get their panties wet for one theory, and in a knot for the other? Oy Vey!
  41. Profile photo of ShweeTooth
    ShweeTooth Male 18-29
    33 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    oh drat! i remember this site! i LOVED that site but somehow i just... lost it.. probably over a reformat back in the old days.. well i got it back in my list NOW,
  42. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:41 pm
    5cats, I believe it IS a real site, from Mt. Fellowship Baptist Church, here is the author Dr. Andrew Miller, her`s the people behind it.

    They state their goal as: Welcome to the OBJECTIVE: Ministries member`s area. While our ministry was formed to combat purveyors of anti-Christian bigotry on our Internet
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    plimpslap Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    drating comic sans
  44. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    I saw all that @kitteh9! I tried looking up a couple of them, no luck! Or inconclusive.

    For example: one name came up with the chuch he was supposed to be associated with, but it was a 2004 site and didn`t function enought to see if it was the same guy.

    Their "Childrens Pages" are SO idiotic! IF it`s real, it still isn`t Christian.

    Cross on the Moon, O`Really? NOT!

    Minecraft is pro-Christian? O`Really? You get the idea...
  45. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:53 pm
    Can`t remember if I have asked this. Are Atheists mostly people that have been burned by religion? I`ve never been religious but I don`t feel the need to take the leap to Atheism from Agnostic. How am I to know that there absolutely is no God? It seams ridiculous to me that there is but I see no proof either way.
  46. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    But it`s a terrific posting!

    Lots of fine discussion, check!
    Fun and lolz? Double check!
    WEIRD website to explore? Woo-hoo!

    I`ve bookmarked the site for further relief of boredom.

    Why is it a Troll Site:
    Under Jesus Action Figure it says:
    "Coming soon: Doubting Thomas figure with finger-poking action and Galilee playset!"

    TROLL-lo-lo-lo!

    Their Game Reviews? l-m-a-o! Scroll down for the "Spore" review!

    @markust: idk, I went from Catholic to hopeless to Deist.
    Deism > what you believe! (j/k! honest it is!)
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:15 pm
    "@Markus: idk, I went from Catholic to hopeless to Deist.
    Deism > what you believe! (j/k! honest it is!)"

    Maybe Deist light - very light. Like if I am looking closely at a flower it makes me think maybe there is a god. But when I think of the universe I don`t think God made it. But then I think where the hell did it come from? What is it?
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2012 at 6:19 pm
    "I have a hard time taking a sect seriously when they campaign against what they call `Santamas` as a ploy of the devil and that malls are centers of secular consumerist indoctrination."

    No more ridiculous than a sect that says gay people are sinners.
  49. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    @5cats love the Portal review, and all this time I thought it was just a fun harmless game. Yet again "the cake is a lie"
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    @markust = closet Deist?

    The reason Deism > what you believe is a joke IS:
    Deists really don`t care WHAT you believe! We`re happy thinking God exists and we should all try to be nice to each other.
    We don`t `preach` to spread our `faith` (and it is faith, I admit that)
    We listen to every single other religion and say: no thanks!

    We look at a flower and think God had a hand in this. We look at the Universe, or the Laws of physics and think the same thing. Yes Laws with a Capital!
    We`re fine with evolution, but creationism makes us go: huh? wtf?
    We`re fine with the Big Bang too!
    You want to cut the end of your penis off? (Jews AND Muslims) have a nice time! But keep that shiite away from me!
    & etc
  51. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:35 pm
    Hiya @Sistarose! You`ve been scarce lately.

    Yeah, ALL of their reviews are hysterically funny! That`s why I`m thinking it`s a very elaborate troll site.

    Or kooks, thay could be just plain insane too... in that BAD WAY!
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5485 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:35 pm
    Why are atheists always in a bad mood?

    Lol.

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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5485 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:39 pm
    Oh, and Christianity isn`t a cookie cutter religion.

    A lot of variation.

    I am a conservative Christian and I accept:

    Jesus as the savior
    evolution
    physics
    scientific theory
    homosexuality
    and that the Bible is not literal.

    I reject:

    standardized religion
    and
    organized religion
    and origin of species

    Also, I am a scientist.

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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3887 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    not another religious debate....
  55. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    Avoid talking to them. They`re sad and tricky.

    Christian Jedi mind tricks will not work on me, but I would never berate a brainwashed child.
  56. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:51 pm
    Good for you @Elkingo!
    One step away from Deism! lolz! But I`m fine & supportive of that!

    One thing though: "and origin of species" idk what you mean by that...

    Also: most Christians tend to lump Deists in with the Atheists & Agnostics, just thought I`d mention that for all to know...

    Hi @slut_etta: This one`s been good thus far. Great even! Check out the website, you too @ExtraCredit:

    Objective Ministries

    Can you tell if it`s real or fake?
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    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:52 pm
    I was playing Halo with my friend`s son and he asked me out of the blue, "do you believe in God?" "no.". She freaked out when I guess he told her. I just said, "I guess I should have just lied to him."
  58. Profile photo of motleystew
    motleystew Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    I say the same thing as that old goat but it makes me feel happy.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    Meh, whatever path works for you.
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    birdz Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm
    @elkingo

    Wait, what? "On the Origin of Species" is Darwin`s book on evolution... you accept evolution, but reject origin of species?
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2012 at 7:09 pm
    This has to be the tamest piece of propaganda I have ever seen.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2012 at 7:44 pm
    There`s a xian theologian somewhere (the name escapes me, but maybe it`s Niebur?) who once said that atheists rejecting god may just be the most ethical thing they can do. He postulated that if every divine face they had ever experienced showed them only the evil that construct of god is capable of, then negating that evil was the highest Divine calling in and of itself.

    Now I know this is too theistically anchored for most atheists` tastes, and I know most everyone is like, "Well Duh" as soon as they read that, but I thought it was good food for thought. It`s too bad these folks are at best spiritual kindergartners, not every philosophical piece written in their tradition is tripe.
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    yarrryarr Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2012 at 7:57 pm
    there are more. There is a kanga-jew...
  64. Profile photo of i-am-evil
    i-am-evil Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    Yes, avioid talking to them because they might make too much sense.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    Awwwww, poor atheists.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2012 at 8:38 pm
    This is not old news...

    ...it`s just recycled
  67. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    kitteh: There are just too many things about that `objective ministries` site that are just too messed up. Including their stand that Christ wasn`t nailed to the cross with three nails.

    You picked a bad one here kitteh, even if you believe it was all in jest about atheists.
  68. Profile photo of AWalrus
    AWalrus Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2012 at 9:10 pm
    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/ Objective:_Ministries

    Fail IAB. This website is a parody. Not to say fundies wouldn`t say the same thing on this topic, but fail nonetheless. Also, take out the space in the link, it was over 40 chars.
  69. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
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    April 30, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    @AWalrus Did you notice the bottom of the page? It says: This page was last modified on 30 April 2012, at 02:52. Today, hmmmmm odd don`t you agree? That someone would edit a page today? And the site in question is, what, 6 or 7 years old.

    Convenient editing.
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    eddy666 Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    @5Cats
    "Deism > what you believe! (j/k! honest it is!)"
    True that
  71. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    @5Cats
    "We look at a flower and think God had a hand in this. We look at the Universe, or the Laws of physics and think the same thing. Yes Laws with a Capital!
    We`re fine with evolution, but creationism makes us go: huh? wtf?
    We`re fine with the Big Bang too!
    You want to cut the end of your penis off? (Jews AND Muslims) have a nice time! But keep that shiite away from me!
    & etc"

    And we don`t beg God for poo.
  72. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    wait a minute....goats don`t drink coffee!
  73. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 9:32 pm
    Whoever thought this was a legit Christian site is waaaaay too gullible. One glance at the video game page and it becomes obvious. Minecraft a Christian game? Metal Gear Solid gets `one cross` while every other secular game gets 0? Lol.
  74. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    Oh lol, look at their game theory page. Anyone who has studied logic will appreciate it.
  75. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 9:35 pm
    They do have a point too! It IS less risky to believe in a god.
  76. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
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    April 30, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    @Awalrus a quote from the Los Angeles Timeson RationalWiki, the site you are using as your source: "RationalWiki members monitor Conservapedia, and—by their own admission—engage in acts of cyber-vandalism"

    RationalWiki is a trusted source?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 10:01 pm
    And we don`t beg God for poo.
    F-ing right @Eddy! F-dat!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33154 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 10:03 pm
    Blue Oyster Cult
    Oh my! They are so CUTE! View the whole video!
  79. Profile photo of AWalrus
    AWalrus Male 18-29
    65 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 10:11 pm
    "30 April 2012, at 02:52"
    From the front page, time of posting for this link: "4/30/2012 3:01:23 PM". I must have had some pretty good foresight to edit the page 9 minutes before it was put on IAB. Convenient.

    Also, I`ve never seen such a density of good Christian boys and girls who have such a firm grasp of memes, not to mention Zoidberg. (http://objectiveministries.org /kidz/art5.html) I feel like good fundies don`t use the internet, much less watch Futurama.

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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 10:44 pm
    Again they think they are Soooo RIGHT. DRAT THEM
  81. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 11:12 pm
    The solution to the maze cracked me up.
  82. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 11:20 pm
    @soundman655 WHOOSH
  83. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 30, 2012 at 11:24 pm
    Kitteh, you wanna meet for a coffee at the Darbucks Den of Iniquity? I`m buying.
  84. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 12:20 am
    thats some f ucking scary s hit right there.
  85. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 2:01 am
    Beware of reason, it may try to trick you into believing things that are true.
  86. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 2:23 am
    Pfft, I didn`t need a flyer to know that! Our neighborhood Atheists live at the end of the road in a cave.... With their beady little red eyes, always hissing and spitting acid at things. My kids aren`t allowed down there because the last 6 kids that wandered off in that direction never returned.....
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 3:12 am
    Just when you thought the Nazis were gone....
  88. Profile photo of uberrogo
    uberrogo Male 30-39
    41 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 3:55 am
    Tricksy atheists.
  89. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    823 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 4:07 am
    Maybe they are grumpy because idiot Christians are putting stupid flyers all over the place.
  90. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 4:52 am
    I`ll be happy to let you witness to me, and try to convert me to your point of view, right after you let me "witness" to you, and try to convert you to my point of view. What`s that? You don`t want to hear what I have to say? Have a nice day, then.
  91. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 5:44 am
    There are one or two of these features every day now.....

    SO BRAVE !!
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 6:02 am
    I am very grouchy.
  93. Profile photo of Wundt
    Wundt Male 40-49
    410 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 6:04 am
    repost
  94. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 6:11 am
    Heh heh..I just posted this on the "Public Advocate of the U.S" Facebook page..lol!
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2377 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 6:23 am
    I`m happier and more cheerful than any of the religious dour-faces I know.

  96. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 6:26 am
    Haha. Religious nuts are afraid that their kids will realize that logic triumphs over mysticism.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 6:30 am
    What ever you do, do not let them utter the words "God is like Santa for grown-ups" or your faith may be smashed to smithereens.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 7:15 am
    The way I see it, that atheist goat isn`t grumpy, he`s just kinda sad that a little kid has come to his door to to proselytize when he just wanted to enjoy his morning joe in a bathrobe.
  99. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 7:17 am
    Problem is, the current laws of science DO NOT allow our universe to have a place of origin.
    Untrue. There are many theories on origin of the universe, such as Steady State, Plasma theory, Inflation Universe, Big Bounce, Cyclic Universe, Big Bang, Nebular or Dust Cloud Theory, Big Crunch Theory.

    Newton`s third law is that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so motion cannot start without a driving force.
    True, but you fail to consider things we know little about, such as dark energy, which is a large component of space. Just because we haven`t figured it all out yet doesn`t mean we won`t.

    Oh, and by the way, when you said you`re agnostic, that doesn`t mean you aren`t atheist. If you "don`t know" whether God exists, then you`re an atheist.
  100. Profile photo of Simbosan
    Simbosan Male 40-49
    159 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 7:42 am
    Actually agnostic means you acknowledge that you don`t know. a-gnosis without-knowledge. Is Greek mate. A-theism means without-god, and means you actually believe there is not a God, which to my mind makes the same error as the theist.

    Truth be told, we don`t know.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 7:59 am
    Actually agnostic means you acknowledge that you don`t know
    I assume you were responding to my comment, but my logic is thus: If someone says they`re agnostic, and you ask them "Is there a God?" They`ll say "I don`t know." If you then ask them "Do you BELIEVE in God?" They will either respond "No." or "I don`t know." Either way, they don`t believe in God and are therefore atheists.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 8:33 am
    Bullpoo, Just because you don`t know, doesn`t mean you don`t believe. I am an agnostic and play the devil`s advocate over religion mostly, mainly because I don`t care. But I`m not an atheist. I`m just not smug or full of myself enough to be one yet, and can care less if people wish to have any religion they want to.
  103. Profile photo of aroc91
    aroc91 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 8:37 am
    "I assume you were responding to my comment, but my logic is thus: If someone says they`re agnostic, and you ask them "Is there a God?" They`ll say "I don`t know." If you then ask them "Do you BELIEVE in God?" They will either respond "No." or "I don`t know." Either way, they don`t believe in God and are therefore atheists."

    Your argument is nullified by the fact that both agnostic atheists and agnostic theists exist. Admitting that we couldn`t possibly know what god is is not a disbelief.
  104. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6924 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 9:17 am
    Simbosan
    "Truth be told, we don`t know."

    By that same logic, truth be told we don`t know there isn`t an invisible 4 headed purple tiger in my attic that will give me skittles if I read the entire Encyclopedia brittanica backwards.

  105. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6924 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 9:26 am
    "Problem is, the current laws of science DO NOT allow our universe to have a place of origin."

    So everything had to start from something? How does religion answer that question? Everything came from God? Then where did God come from? Same problem.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 11:37 am
    LOL - I`m not sad, I`m off to the pub for a pint.

    laters losers :)
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 11:43 am
    I`m not grumpy, bitter, crotchety or sad. But I do like lashing out at children.
  108. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    you mean coming to the conclusion that you dont have eternal life makes one sad? wow
  109. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    Your argument is nullified by the fact that both agnostic atheists and agnostic theists exist.
    In point of fact, I agree completely with your usage of "agnostic" as it has nothing to do with belief. My comment was to show the logical inconsistency with Simbosan`s definition of "agnostic."
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    Johanvb Male 40-49
    513 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    Oh, so it`s `love thou neighbor. p.s. not if he`s a grumpy atheist, then thou shall shun him`?!
    Must have had my thumb on that part of the text every time i read that part.
  111. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    Soooo Atheists lash out at children...

    The religious just rapes them....
  112. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm
    Wow! Look at all the people on here that fell for this site! That just makes it all the more funny.
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    Kilgore89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 7:08 pm
    Beware of atheists. It`s dangerous to go alone, take this.

    *Holds up a crucifix*
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5485 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 10:47 pm
    I should clarify --

    I wasn`t meaning the book by Darwin, I was meaning the concept of speciation, in general. There just isn`t enough conclusive scientific evidence to accept the notion that all current species came from 1 ancestor. Also, the notion of speciation doesn`t make a lot of scientific sense. 2% variation in DNA results in a completely different species, yet I interpret science as suggesting that they all evolved from 1 species? I don`t buy that argument.

    I might buy that evolution takes place in animals to make them more fit for their environment, which results in change over time. However, the case for speciation has not been entirely made. However, research still progresses, and we get a clearer picture each day.
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5485 posts
    May 1, 2012 at 10:49 pm
    Rick_S, "I`ll be happy to let you witness to me, and try to convert me to your point of view, right after you let me "witness" to you, and try to convert you to my point of view."

    How do I go about contacting you, I would love to hear your thoughts and point of view.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 1:02 am
    Lashing is better than molesting though, amiright Catholic Church?
  117. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 7:14 am
    2% variation in DNA results in a completely different species
    First of all, "species" is a subjective term we use to distinguish organisms, the criteria are arbitrary. Second, a 2% difference in genetics is a massive change. One SNP can code a completely different protein and thus have a vast impact on physiological processes, as is evidenced by some forms of cancer. Also, human chromosome 2 is a product of end-to-end fusion of 2 ancestral chromosomes, which if unfused would give us the same number of chromosomes as other Hominidae.
  118. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5485 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 10:56 am
    patchgrabber -- I was referring to the 2% difference between chimpanzees and mankind. I understand the other differences you pointed out. I simply don`t think there is enough evidence to support the claim, "Everything evolved from 1 common ancestor." To me the null hypothesis should be, "We must assume that everything did not evolve from the same species." I simply think that there isn`t enough evidence to reject that null.
  119. Profile photo of cheeseb
    cheeseb Male 30-39
    258 posts
    May 2, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Whoa! This is a joke, right? Doesn`t this look a heck of a lot like Nazi propaganda agains the Jews?
  120. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    May 3, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    advanced witnessing techniques LOLOLOL
    like leaving flyers in the screen door?
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    nuharoo Female 30-39
    23 posts
    June 1, 2012 at 10:06 am
    why a goat? god Pan?

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