Bachelor Living: Dinner Time [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 4 years ago Funny

When it comes down to it, guys really can"t do anything.
There are 43 comments:
Female 734
step 1 - break pasta in half
problem solved
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Female 4,349
how do you even do that?
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Female 1,380
@kingdomcome fresh pasta is soooo delicious! I`ve won many hearts with my delicious pasta. Jus sayin.
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Female 258
Re: Karat - It could happen accidentally by using a too-small pot and expecting the pasta to collapse into the pot as the boiling water softens it (which is a legit strategy). The cook made the two mistakes of a: adding the pasta to the pot at the beginning instead of after the water boiled, thus keeping it stiff much longer, while b: using a gas stove with the flame turned up too high, which scorched the ends of the spaghetti that hung out over the edge of the pot.
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Male 365
Sexist post is sexist.
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Male 1,045
So guys can`t cook, but most chefs are male?

Something`s not right.
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Male 338
@honkeylips, time to find a better wife, don`t get me worng, I do all the cooking, but my wife does the cleaning, it`s all about sharing the load
@juggalettex0, I guess "fresh" pasta is better huh....you know, the stuff the italians laugh at the rest of the world for using because it defeats the purpose of making pasta
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Male 112
sexist caption is sexist.
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Male 135
i feel a little offended by the caption.
also, i`m wondering how the drat someone would manage to do this on accident.
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Male 642
CrakrJak--

oh god.. a spaghetti-breaker.. there`s a special place in hell for people like you.. right next to the "oil in spaghetti water putter" and "rinse spaghetti after boiling" people... gaaaah!
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Male 453
Bring water to boil, add pasta, agitate with fork until all pasta is folded into pot.

Do not turn up gas so high that flames lick ceiling.
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Female 1,380
meh pasta that comes from a box is disgusting anyways.
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Male 1,586
I hate when people make it out like guys are helpless slugs. I do all of the cooking in my house. My wife barely knows how to boil water. I do most all of the cleaning and all of the yard work.
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Male 928
"Not using a pot that`s big enough and not breaking up the spaghetti so that it would fit. "

No that is plenty big enough the noodles would eventually soften and slide into it. It`s called not leaving the heat on a gas stove turned all the way up under your pot once the water starts boiling.
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Male 17,512
Not using a pot that`s big enough and not breaking up the spaghetti so that it would fit.
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Male 2,841
Is this even possible to intentionally do?
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Male 802
It would be difficult to achieve this unless you were trying to.
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Male 1,810
itt : butthurt males


You are giving us all a bad name. Take a deep breath, everyone....

I learned to cook from my Mom, and have done fine. I have kept many "Old Country" dishes alive, my family/friends make meal requests, and I have passed the recipes on. You have lit-up burners, get distracted for 30 seconds, and this can happen to you, regardless of how good a cook you are....
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Female 737
My husband is the best cook I know and had to teach me how when I met him.
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Male 4,793
How does a person even do this -.- I am ashamed of my race.
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Male 5,811
@almightbob: So littlemissqt is your alt account then?
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Male 5,413
What Hedkwab said...
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Male 340
Or they could have just broke the spaghetti in half like you`re supposed to..
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Male 503
How did they do this? They put the noodles in the water and the pot was too small. They could have monitored it and as the bottom softened, folded the rest of the noodles into the hot water. The burned part is from the bit hanging over the side - the heat in a combination from the side of the pot and residual heat from the burner traveling up the sides burned the noodles hanging over.

Easy to do, easy to avoid.
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Female 846
A.) My boyfriend is the best cook I know of, and can make anything out of anything.
B.) how the hell do you do that to pasta. pasta is literally the easiest thing to cook.
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Male 4,290
[quote]itt: butthurt males. [/quote]
I know right? It`s a joke guys. I can cook pasta, but I can still laugh at this.
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Female 2,509
in my humble little corner of the world, the guys that i know who like to cook do it quite well!
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Male 1,216
My dad was always the cook in the house, my mother tried to cook before, but my dad had to tell her to give up and let him do it.
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Male 7,586
I can cook quite well, and my roommate was a hospitality major. So, f*ck you, some guys can cook really well.
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Male 613
Since all the pasta in the arc is burned, I`d bet it`s staged.
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Male 3,909
Yeah, I`m actually a pretty good cook. My gf on the other hand could f*ck up a bowl of cheerios.
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Male 1,832
I`m not sure how one even goes about burning noodles like that.
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Female 1,566
itt: butthurt males.
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Female 37
""When it comes down to it, guys really can`t do anything."

HA HA THATS SO FUNNY!, when you dont count all the great inventions known to MAN; automobiles, planes, trains, modern medicine, the drating wheel... what did women invent? those pills u take to not get jet lag and square shaped bags? you`re right, men are dumb..."

Your inferiority complex is showing. Also, stop taking things so seriously.
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Male 4,746
Considering most of the great chefs are men, I`d have to disagree with that statement in regards to cooking. In regards to pretty much everything else, see MANTISTADOR`s great post, a few posts below mine.
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Male 265
How is it even possible to do this?
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Male 1,312
I`ve cooked spaghetti tons of times and not once have I failed like that. If you can`t cook spaghetti properly, get the hell out of the kitchen before you burn the house down.
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Male 3,894
GUYS ARE OBVIOUSLY HELPLESS.
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Male 14,775
Been there, done that. Still ate what`s left.
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Male 2,199
"When it comes down to it, guys really can`t do anything."

HA HA THATS SO FUNNY!, when you dont count all the great inventions known to MAN; automobiles, planes, trains, modern medicine, the drating wheel... what did women invent? those pills u take to not get jet lag and square shaped bags? you`re right, men are dumb...
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Male 6,737
So someone (not necessarily a man) can`t cook spaghetti?

Let`s post it on the internets!
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Male 5,811
This is dumb. Why do you mods keep bot posting?

Also, any idiot can cook spaghetti. And if you use a small pot like that, just break the pasta in half. Duh.
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Female 1,330
Link: Bachelor Living: Dinner Time [Pic] [Rate Link] - When it comes down to it, guys really can`t do anything.
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