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Date: 04/16/12 10:00 AM

22 Responses to Ask A Toddler

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    April 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    Link: Ask A Toddler - Today we learn how to throw a tantrum.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 10:09 am
    These parents suck.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 10:09 am
    I f*cking hate little kids.
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    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 10:27 am
    look how cutie we are raising are child to be an entitled little bitch. isn`t she just great...
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 10:38 am
    Hmm Gerry, are you in that period of life where you want a baby?
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 11:16 am
    jesus christ please give one solid reason why anyone would willingly watch a toddler throw an annoying tantrum. Is this taking care of anyone`s boredom or do we all want to strangle the next two year old we see?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 11:20 am

    piperfawn... these baby posts are a hint to someone who shall remain nameless that reads IAB posts... I WANT MY GRANDBABY DAMNIT!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 11:21 am

    @ leesah - you willingly watch a tantrum because there`s not much else to do. If you give them any recognition at all it just makes it worse.... WAY WORSE.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 11:33 am
    Very informative. I will attempt to use this as a negotiation tactic with customers.

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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    oh good god, is this what i have to look forward to in 1-1/2 years, or less? i am way to freaking old for this! and unlike gerry (hope you get a grandbaby soon!), i can`t smile and send the kid home, she`ll be mine.

    what kind of mindless hell have i signed up for??
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Slut Etta - try adopting and older child. One already housebroken. :-D
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    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    I would smack the absolute poo out of my kid if she did this in public. Otherwise, I`d just wait it out. At home, she can cry for however long she wants. I have patience. Giving her what she wants when she`s screaming and flailing around only makes her throw more tantrums.
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    @gerry: On video. Who willingly watches a child throw a tantrum on video.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    Toddler tantrums are full of win~!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    @ leesah - people who want to send the video to grandma for a chuckle... then post it on YouTube and hope it becomes viral and makes enough money for college.
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    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    April 16, 2012 at 9:09 pm
    My daughter does this all the time now... Ive learned that when I join her she realizes how silly it looks and stops immediately.
    She also learns that her father is an idiot and has no problem acting like one in public... ;)
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    April 17, 2012 at 4:28 am
    Hey unknown I-A-B reader! Have you see what Gerry say? Do this baby quick! I allready immagine Gerry with the little brat in his cave creating some spaceship model.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    April 17, 2012 at 8:05 am

    Piperfawn, there is no doubt my grandbaby will be raised the biggest spoiled dork on the planet! Baby sized star trek uniforms, Star Wars diapers, Quidich movile over the crib... :-D
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    jacos27 Male 18-29
    246 posts
    April 17, 2012 at 9:07 am
    I feel bad for the guy who dates her 18 years from now.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 17, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    My daughter had a tantrum like that once. I threw a pot of cold water on her and laughed at her. She went ape-poo, but at least she had a reason to cry and act like a jerk.
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    ShudBWorking Male 18-29
    86 posts
    April 17, 2012 at 9:11 pm
    Yep, when I have kids, I`m gonna go to jail.... i wanted to smack the crap outa that kid.
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    455Stage1 Male 40-49
    18 posts
    April 23, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    yep.....crap like this wants me want to saw off my junk with a spork.

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